The Herald Of Chaos

Hello, I am Cyclonus, the eldest creation of Unicron, the chaos bringer. I was created for the purpose of serving the Decepticon cause, and that was all.

[cyclonus-official]

You live Chaos right?

I am the creation of chaos, it is my purpose as a creation of Unicron

[ultra-magnus-official]

What the fuck is a Whale Blender??

[rumble-offical]

You take the whale

and then blender

[ultra-magnus-official]

Yes, @optimus-prime-offical threatened to put me in the whale blender

[rumble-offical]

@doc-nickel-official called me fat :(

[doc-nickel-official]

Fuck you

[rumble-offical]

HEYYY THIS IS BULLYING

[doc-nickel-official]

And what you do to me isn't

[rumble-offical]

What did I do??

[doc-nickel-official]

Oh I don't fucking know, BE THIS STUPID?!?!

[rumble-offical]

I'M BEING BULLIEDDD

[ultra-magnus-official]

@doc-nickel-official, you are arguing with a child. An actual child.

[doc-nickel-official]

I think he is old enough to decide when he is being stupid

[cyclonus-official]

Why are we bulling Soundwave’s nine year old?

[doc-nickel-official]

Because he is being stupid

[cyclonus-official]

While I do not disagree, is it not typical for Cybertronian children to be stupid?

[ultra-magnus-official]

What the fuck is a Whale Blender??

[rumble-offical]

You take the whale

and then blender

[ultra-magnus-official]

Yes, @optimus-prime-offical threatened to put me in the whale blender

[rumble-offical]

@doc-nickel-official called me fat :(

[doc-nickel-official]

Fuck you

[rumble-offical]

HEYYY THIS IS BULLYING

[doc-nickel-official]

And what you do to me isn't

[rumble-offical]

What did I do??

[doc-nickel-official]

Oh I don't fucking know, BE THIS STUPID?!?!

[rumble-offical]

I'M BEING BULLIEDDD

[ultra-magnus-official]

@doc-nickel-official, you are arguing with a child. An actual child.

[doc-nickel-official]

I think he is old enough to decide when he is being stupid

[cyclonus-official]

Why are we bulling Soundwave’s nine year old?

[rodimus-offical]

ooc: OH MY GOD WHERE IS EVERYONE I’M SO BORED

[cyclonus-official]

Lurking. Or going to pride stuff

[malachite-dream-boat]

Last of my old meme drawings. Anyway, now I must rant about how much I love G1 cartoon Ultra Magnus and Cyclonus. I love them so dang much. Like, have you watched the episode “The Killing Jar”? If not you so should. Like they were finishing each other’s sentences and everything. Like, girl. I was kicking my feet and giggling. High-key my favorite rare-pair

[ultra-magnus-official]

WHY ARE HOU REBLOGGING THIS???

[singularity-official]

I find it funny.

[cyclonus-official]

Lovely

[ultra-magnus-official]

HUH???

[knockout-official127]

“Knockout approved ass.”

[ultra-magnus-official]

Why are you observing his ass on MY post?? 😭

[knockout-official127]

🌝

[gadget-workshopmaintanece]

“Nice aft.”

[cyclonus-official]

If only Magnus agreed

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[singularity-official]

I am bored Cyclonus. So bored.

[cyclonus-official]

I suggest murder.

[singularity-official]

Really Cycke? Who?

[cyclonus-official]

Hm. Good question. I do not know. Maybe trial by combat. You should go fight Redwing. Make him prove himself to you.

[singularity-official]

We just got conjunxed. And I am waiting to give birth to triplets. Fighting isn't good right now.

[cyclonus-official]

Tragic.

[singularity-official]

Yeah but still a wonder.

[cyclonus-official]

I don’t know how some mechs live without violence

[singularity-official]

Yeah, some do. Currently we all do thanks to the cease fire.

[cyclonus-official]

Not me. I am going to get into a fight with Ultra Magnus later.

[singularity-official]

I totally understand now. I do find both of you two sides of the same coin.

[cyclonus-official]

Agreed. He is such a soldier. A truly worthy opponent. No other could match my skill so entirely. I would stab him just to watch him bleed and know I did that.

[singularity-official]

It is the same with my conjunxed Starscream and myself. He is my better half and I am his.

[cyclonus-official]

That is lovely for the two of you, but I fail to see how that is related to my and Magnus’ rivalry

[singularity-official]

You and Maggie make a lovely and romantic couple. He would make a great conjunx for you.

[cyclonus-official]

He is my rival. My opponent. My enemy. I must fight him till one of us dies in the midst of combat while the other watch the life drain from his opposite’s eyes.

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[singularity-official]

I am bored Cyclonus. So bored.

[cyclonus-official]

I suggest murder.

[singularity-official]

Really Cycke? Who?

[cyclonus-official]

Hm. Good question. I do not know. Maybe trial by combat. You should go fight Redwing. Make him prove himself to you.

[singularity-official]

We just got conjunxed. And I am waiting to give birth to triplets. Fighting isn't good right now.

[cyclonus-official]

Tragic.

[singularity-official]

Yeah but still a wonder.

[cyclonus-official]

I don’t know how some mechs live without violence

[singularity-official]

Yeah, some do. Currently we all do thanks to the cease fire.

[cyclonus-official]

Not me. I am going to get into a fight with Ultra Magnus later.

[singularity-official]

I totally understand now. I do find both of you two sides of the same coin.

[cyclonus-official]

Agreed. He is such a soldier. A truly worthy opponent. No other could match my skill so entirely. I would stab him just to watch him bleed and know I did that.

[singularity-official]

It is the same with my conjunxed Starscream and myself. He is my better half and I am his.

[cyclonus-official]

That is lovely for the two of you, but I fail to see how that is related to my and Magnus’ rivalry

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[singularity-official]

I am bored Cyclonus. So bored.

[cyclonus-official]

I suggest murder.

[singularity-official]

Really Cycke? Who?

[cyclonus-official]

Hm. Good question. I do not know. Maybe trial by combat. You should go fight Redwing. Make him prove himself to you.

[singularity-official]

We just got conjunxed. And I am waiting to give birth to triplets. Fighting isn't good right now.

[cyclonus-official]

Tragic.

[singularity-official]

Yeah but still a wonder.

[cyclonus-official]

I don’t know how some mechs live without violence

[singularity-official]

Yeah, some do. Currently we all do thanks to the cease fire.

[cyclonus-official]

Not me. I am going to get into a fight with Ultra Magnus later.

[singularity-official]

I totally understand now. I do find both of you two sides of the same coin.

[cyclonus-official]

Agreed. He is such a soldier. A truly worthy opponent. No other could match my skill so entirely. I would stab him just to watch him bleed and know I did that.

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[singularity-official]

I am bored Cyclonus. So bored.

[cyclonus-official]

I suggest murder.

[singularity-official]

Really Cycke? Who?

[cyclonus-official]

Hm. Good question. I do not know. Maybe trial by combat. You should go fight Redwing. Make him prove himself to you.

[singularity-official]

We just got conjunxed. And I am waiting to give birth to triplets. Fighting isn't good right now.

[cyclonus-official]

Tragic.

[singularity-official]

Yeah but still a wonder.

[cyclonus-official]

I don’t know how some mechs live without violence

[singularity-official]

Yeah, some do. Currently we all do thanks to the cease fire.

[cyclonus-official]

Not me. I am going to get into a fight with Ultra Magnus later.

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[singularity-official]

I am bored Cyclonus. So bored.

[cyclonus-official]

I suggest murder.

[singularity-official]

Really Cycke? Who?

[cyclonus-official]

Hm. Good question. I do not know. Maybe trial by combat. You should go fight Redwing. Make him prove himself to you.

[singularity-official]

We just got conjunxed. And I am waiting to give birth to triplets. Fighting isn't good right now.

[cyclonus-official]

Tragic.

[singularity-official]

Yeah but still a wonder.

[cyclonus-official]

I don’t know how some mechs live without violence

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[singularity-official]

I am bored Cyclonus. So bored.

[cyclonus-official]

I suggest murder.

[singularity-official]

Really Cycke? Who?

[cyclonus-official]

Hm. Good question. I do not know. Maybe trial by combat. You should go fight Redwing. Make him prove himself to you.

[singularity-official]

We just got conjunxed. And I am waiting to give birth to triplets. Fighting isn't good right now.

[cyclonus-official]

Tragic.

[malachite-dream-boat]

Last of my old meme drawings. Anyway, now I must rant about how much I love G1 cartoon Ultra Magnus and Cyclonus. I love them so dang much. Like, have you watched the episode “The Killing Jar”? If not you so should. Like they were finishing each other’s sentences and everything. Like, girl. I was kicking my feet and giggling. High-key my favorite rare-pair

[ultra-magnus-official]

WHY ARE HOU REBLOGGING THIS???

[singularity-official]

I find it funny.

[cyclonus-official]

Lovely

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[singularity-official]

I am bored Cyclonus. So bored.

[cyclonus-official]

I suggest murder.

[singularity-official]

Really Cycke? Who?

[cyclonus-official]

Hm. Good question. I do not know. Maybe trial by combat. You should go fight Redwing. Make him prove himself to you.

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[singularity-official]

I am bored Cyclonus. So bored.

[cyclonus-official]

I suggest murder.

[singularity-official]

I am up pick on me, talk to me, make me write bad checks???

[cyclonus-official]

I do not understand, why would anybody pick on you?

[cyclonus-official]

Is sleep necessary to survival? Can I just… not? I feel like I would be more efficient if I was able to just fight everything always

[ultra-magnus-official]

If one does not observe the proper amount of recharge it can result in both audial and visual hallucinations

[cyclonus-official]

I already have those.

[ultra-magnus-official]

……

@knockout-official127, is this normal for you Decepticons??

[knockout-official127]

“Yeah.”

[cyclonus-official]

Yea, how else would we talk to the space devil?

[cyclonus-official]

Is sleep necessary to survival? Can I just… not? I feel like I would be more efficient if I was able to just fight everything always

[ultra-magnus-official]

If one does not observe the proper amount of recharge it can result in both audial and visual hallucinations

[cyclonus-official]

I already have those.