Tossed About

eat leaves or get out

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Rock Paper Books Covers by MikeMahle

[normal-horoscopes]

THIS IS WHAT GOOD PUSSY SOUNDS LIKE: [GEIGER COUNTER GOES WILD]

[ttogamii]

the most underrated Vintage Tumblr Meme is that audio post that’s just what makes you beautiful but with laughs

[laurelcanyonblvd-archive]

its called whatmakesyouhaha you UNCULTURED SWINE

[buzzingbeesexual]

Very recommended to listen.

[clippy]

me, outside of minecraft: i love the Enderman™ they’re cute.. they just want to hold a Block :-)

me, the moment i encounter one in-game:

[apxlllo]

chronically ill person: i need help managing my illness and its symptoms bc im really struggling here

doctor: have you tried exercising, eating fruit and losing weight?

chronically ill person:

[ofhobbitsandwomen-deactivated20]

three yikes you’re out

[closet-keys]

Me blocking people on tumblr.com

[thatdiva]

[anarchblr]

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[pochowek]

Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine

[thegamewhiz]

What the fuck sort of life do you live

[pochowek]

i live in europe

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Me: Small but knowing

[xtec]

you don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[constablebootyduty]

Fixed

[thewispmother]

2.7.20

[valtsv]

oh, you're a philosopher? name every thought you've ever had

[valtsv]

[americanbitch]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

white people

[xhyt]

death note x pokemon

[dearsuggestions]

oh my dear, you’re always on my mind. everything reminds me of you.

[aloiumjoeye-deactivated20210224]

Arthur Morgan! Soft.

[un-official-artist]

Arthur Morgan: I’m just an ugly bastard..

Me: