Hat Story

Where I document hat greatness, and other random things! Hatventures coming Spring 2014 Cats, puppies, and more cuteness may also show up :3

[sissybabemeetstomboy]

[cynary]

With pleasure

[thisamazingfutzup-deactivated20]

brain: what time is your appointment on wednesday?

me: 2:30

brain: you sure bout that, buddy?

*receives email re day/time of appointment*

me: see! 2:30

brain: you sure?

me: checks TWELVE MILLION TIMES just to be safe

brain: okay but consider this - why not check again

[cynary]

Are you sure about that?

[sheneral]

Oh my god

I literally have boys lined up Waiting to take me on a date

[cynary]

Now it no longer matters <3 bandattenhut

[pouted]

help!! emergency!!!

need someone to kiss my neck asap!!!!

[cynary]

bandattenhut mwah :* <3

[cynary]

me: everyone does not actually hate you. your anxiety is manipulating your thoughts to make you feel that way. in reality, you are a very well-liked individual with many friends who love and care for you.

also me: okay....that sounds fake but okay

[perfect-deactivated20180430]

I’m the worst

[cynary]

bandattenhut you’re terrible, and I love you

[sheneral]

WHY AM I TERRIBLE cynary

[cynary]

You deprive the world from me, because I can't resist giving you all of my attention bandattenhut <3

[perfect-deactivated20180430]

I’m the worst

[cynary]

bandattenhut you're terrible, and I love you <3

[mattjosephdiaz-blog]

it’s so weird being in love

it’s just like 

“oh yeah I’m living my normal day to day life but also there’s this one human who’s MY MOST FAVORITE HUMAN”

[sheneral]

hi cynary

[cynary]

hi bandattenhut  <3

[uxxxie-deactivated20210324]

[sheneral]

cynary do u think they’d be too tiny ;)

[cynary]

Probably ;)

[theanimalmemes]

[cynary]

bandattenhut

[unearthlyenemy-deactivated20200]

hope I’m doing this right

[cynary]

;)

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

[huntinthedwellin98]

everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

honestly ? you’re so right

[sheneral]

cynary will u love me more if i got u a cool rock

[cynary]

Yes

[allured-aesthetic-deactivated20]

[vive-la-strumpets]

alongtheoceanfront I feel like you should be happy I never fucked your neck up this bad haha

[sheneral]

cynary doesn’t this look familiar…on someone’s neck…?

[cynary]

Shhhhhhhh bandattenhut

[hbunot]

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

[areyouserioussirius-deactivated]

That’s literally it

[sheneral]

cynary

[cynary]

bandattenhut you can always add a little teasing in there ;)

[fleshbra]

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

[cynary]

YES

[kbfoto]

Introverts don’t get lonely if they don’t socialize with a lot of people, but we do get lonely if we don’t have intimate interactions on a regular basis.

I have never related to a quote more in my life than I do this one right here, right now. BAM.  (via kbfoto)

[cynary]

Simple, and to the point: things everyone should know about sex.