lyft shuttle: how about we make a bus right okay okay hear me out i know thats for dirty poor people but listen
lyft shuttle: poor people can't afford to use it
investors collectively losing their shit: holy fuck thats genius

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@sheneral
lyft shuttle: how about we make a bus right okay okay hear me out i know thats for dirty poor people but listen
lyft shuttle: poor people can't afford to use it
investors collectively losing their shit: holy fuck thats genius
It’s way too late for this, but it’s important to note that NASA didn’t discover the new earth-like planets. It was a group of astronomers lead by a dude name Michaël Gillon from the University of Liège in Belgium. Giving NASA credit for this gives the United States credit for something they didn’t do, and we already have a problem with making things about ourselves so. just like…be mindful. I’d be pissed if I discovered a small solar system and credit was wrongfully given to someone else.
This is valid. NASA’s involvement in this was predominantly in the use of of Spitzer data to validate findings from a primarily European funded program (TRAPPIST). There were Americans (or at least, an American) on the team, but beyond it being a collaborative and data-sharing arrangement this isn’t primarily an Agency achievement.
I’m here for the Belgians in the tags and also…totally didn’t know trappist was the name of a beer, I fucking love learning shit on my own posts.
OH MY GOD YOU GO BELGIUM
“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening
What is the world coming to?
I am so legitimately scared about the tyranny that is happening right here in the United States. This is not the country I have grown to love over the last 9 years of living here. Frankly, I want to leave. I want to leave before it’s too late. Before I get targeted, or lose my rights, or my healthcare.
--An immigrant, woman of color with a serious chronic illness
made some vday cards nbd
The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in the clothes and shoe store back rooms like what? What the hell is wrong with people?
So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb
The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying
“There’s no comparison. I mean come on, it’s very difficult to stand next to him.” - Chris Evans
Put that damn thing away Hemsworth!
don’t you dare put that thing away, bby.
There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again
brain: how bout i do a n y w a y
The original and new trio at the Table Read
do you know how cute i would be if i had more money
Couple and Their Baby Create Epic Star Wars-Inspired Photo Shoot
*yelling at myself with a megaphone* WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE THIS
also me
@helenoftroybolton
i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults
the older you are reading this post the funnier it is