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professional opinionator, brooder, aesthetic appreciator, socially awkward meme trash. multi fandom. aspiring internet cult leader.

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get you a man who can do both!

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he needs to try traditional indian stuff

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mate

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amazingphil’s YouNow - 26/02/14 

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cri

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au where @danisnotonfire and @amazingphil get into a heated debate over grammar which ultimately results in them sharpie-ing their foreheads to prove a point and phil pulling the ol’ “english language and linguistics degree” card

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i love this sm

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Tumbled down the stairs today

....

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THE PHANDOM TODAY.

Dan: *posts selfie*

Me: *buys coffin*

Me: *digs hole*

Me: *lays coffin in hole*

Me: I am dead now.

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What a couple of idiots.

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imagine them doing this in Minnesota rn

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE

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before you read the epilogue and realise after nineteen years little kids who have never been to Hogwarts - kids who supposedly grew up with the great, tolerant Harry Potter as their father stand on that platform and are scared of being Sorted into Slytherin, which, btw, accounts for AROUND 25% OF THE FREAKING WIZARDING POPULATION

it starts with "I won't! I won't be in Slytherin!" y'all I thought the war would have at the very least made you realise things about House rivalries what is Harry James Potter teaching his kids to think it's even remotely okay

HAS ANYONE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHY SLYTHERINS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE WHEN YOU GET TEASED ABOUT BEING SLYTHERIN AS MERCILESSLY AS SOMEONE WHO'S OVERWEIGHT GETS LAUGHED AT FOR BEING FAT OR SOMEONE WHO IS HOMOSEXUAL GETS AVOIDED FOR BEING GAY WHEN THE OTHER HOUSES TREAT YOU LIKE THE PLAGUE GIVE ME ALL THE SLYTHERINS I WILL LOVE THEM BC YOU DIDN'T JKR....sorry, I needed to say it just...and Harry, of all people.

I thought he would know better.

That went deep.

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Drumming away....

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I CANT