LITTLE LIES.

do you think your secrets are safe? they're n o t. welcome to cyprus oaks gossip, where and and all gossip is exposed, true or not. just remember this one thing--- make it good.

[cyprusgossip]

which residents do you believe are the most boring??

none of you are boring, but you sure as hell like to pretend you are. alexis, gilbert, jasper, alex, jace, sacha, maksym & nova are hiding their secrets so well behind that facade that even i’m starting to believe they’ve got nothing to hide. but they sure do, don’t they?

[cyprusgossip]

what do you know about all the new resident? anything interesting?

which new residents?? there’s so many.. and i’ve got my eyes on ALL of them.

[cyprusgossip]

i’m here and i know this is what you’ve all been waiting for.. to purge. so leave all of those ugly little confessions on my inbox and we’ll trash talk everyone in this apartment complex. maybe i’ll let you in on someone’s dirty little secret??

[cyprusgossip]

who's the biggest bitch around?

arielle… but she’s the head bitch in charge – even if sometimes she’s just a bitch for the sake of being it, don’t cross her, don’t push her because she’ll push back. i would love to see more bitches, we need more bitches in cyprus oaks. 

edit: luna is also a bitch in the making... let’s hope she doesn’t disappoint us.

[cyprusgossip]

most aesthetically pleasing pairings?

matthias and magdalena, sacha and gerard, sam and evelyn, quinn and alex... mhm... we have some PRETTY hot darlings, but i’m not giving you any more credit than this. if you want to be aesthetically pleasing, join a weheartit or a pinterest board & maybe you’ll get bonus points on my book. for now, that’s ALL, folks.

[cyprusgossip]

any hookups you want to see?

i don’t want to see your hookups.. i want to see the aftermath.. hearts broken, fighting and screaming at the hallways... but personally.. i would love to see evelyn get with someone.. the girl’s in dire need of it. perhaps alex and sammy could be a pair? gerard and sacha, anyone? maybe ophelia and jack could use a little lovin’.. hell, you all do need to get into action, it’s getting boring. 

[cyprusgossip]

Any fall outs brewing?!

so many… my sixth sense already predicts there’s bound to be a huge fall out when it comes to arielle. the girl cannot stay away from trouble for the life of her. quinn as well, maybe? perhaps him and alex aren’t on such good terms. and something tells me there’s a third element to this story… now, personalities will clash, and my best bets are bethany, brooke, ryia and vienna. the three girls seem to have enough fire in them (especially vienna, hello!) to burn for a lifetime. as for the boys, matthias and clay.. or matthias and dorian… predators don’t like sharing their prey, and these boys are out for the hunt. i heard kai is a bit of a diva.. maybe he’s got enough diva bitch in him to spice things up in this place.

[cyprusgossip]

come on! now it’s your time to entertain me with questions... or is it the other way around?? i know your curious little minds are in dire need of some dirty old gossip. stick around & i might tell you what i know about a few residents...

[cyprusgossip]

who do you think is wild in bed?

the quiet ones seem to be the wildest, from my experience. anyone hearing those loud moans from your next door neighbor? perhaps you found out they’re into some bdsm? well, i wouldn’t be surprised if those people were peyton, arielle, juliet, alessia, matthias, clay, magdalena, camila, bethany and gerard.. gerard seems like he’s into all of the wildest things in bed. the quiet ones are the kinkiest, i promise.

[cyprusgossip]

What happened between Ophelia and Dorian?

wouldn’t you wanna know? we’re all dying to know what’s happening between oh-o-ophelia and her knight in shining armor, dorian. now, a little piece of advice from me, little o: don’t trust your man, that’s what my guts say.

[cyprusgossip]

who do you want to see spread some drama?

the new girls.. especially bethany. but here goes my list of potential little drama queens: venus (little activist girl), minwoo (he’s a youtuber, what do you expect?), vienna (i won’t be surprised if she’s a pyro), matthias (aka can’t keep it in his pants), jasper (won’t you look at that face..), alex (he won’t stay quiet for too long), amy and alexis... the two girls seem attention starved enough to want some drama. these are my best bets... but there are more, i simply won’t mention it for now.

[cyprusgossip]

who would be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse? who would survive?

the baker girl would be the first to die.. alexis. i’d also say sam hinton.. they’re no fit for a brain eating zombie. vienna and dorian would most definitely survive, out of their own selfish purposes, who knows? let’s go with matthias, sacha and nova as well. they all seem pretty independent and able to handle a gun much better than half of the cowards in this place.

[cyprusgossip]

i spy with my little eye... a certain florist and a baker getting closer and closer... and a possible reconciliation between D and O...? whose heart will be the first to break? i see everything, my darlings. and i’ve got my eye on you.

[cyprusgossip]

i guarantee there will be lots of drama soon since a lot of people seem to only think with their dicks around here

now we want the details.  i think we all know who you’re speaking of, but let’s make this the big elephant in the room & pretend these (fuck)boys are not around. i want to talk about the cinnamon rolls -- they make for the best drama.

[cyprusgossip]

anyone who's caught your interest?

are you kidding? no. this complex is a total SNOREFEST. gotta do something interesting if you’re already expecting personality compliments, kids. next. 

[cyprusgossip]

i’m hoping you all aren’t usually this boring, because i’m falling asleep waiting for something exciting to happen. come SEND THINGS IN to keep things interesting around here, won’t you? opinions, real gossip, fake gossip, who care? entertain us.

[cyprusgossip]

don’t forget to spill your secrets today.