Spider-Man 2099 Animated Movie 2027 Trailer Script
everyone's favorite spider-man...
is coming to the big screen
*eye of the tiger starts playing*
lyla, voiced by anya taylor-joy: miguel, you have 15 unread messages!
miguel, voiced by owen wilson: I don't wanna read themmmm
*lyla makes a phone ringing noise and turns into a hologram of gabriel*
gabriel, voiced by adam sandler: cmon miguel you can't keep working for alchemax! we barely hang out anymore!!
miguel: *falls back asleep*
two brothers will find themselves
miguel: I can't believe tyler stone made me the head of the genetics program, now I can do whatever I want and not worry about him getting on my case!
*camera pans to reveal tyler standing over miguel's shoulder*
miguel: he's right behind me isn't he
miguel: I got into a freak accident that made me half spider and now alchemax is hunting me down, what am I supposed to do???
lyla: would you like a photo of a cat to make you feel better?
*miguel flies across the sky and almost gets hit by a flying car* hey, I'm gliding here!
gabriel: hey miguel have you seen that spider-man guy swinging around? weird, huh? unrelated but why are you always sweaty lately
miguel: I'm...doing a lot of cardio
gabriel: in a day of the dead costume?
miguel: ...because it's killing me!! get it?
*music cuts out and the two brothers stare at each other in silence*
lyla: *sad trombone noise*
this summer is going to be
this summer is going to be...
*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
gabriel doing a head spin
this summer is going to be...!
*montage of every time they say "2099" in the movie*
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