#trueeee

[livingroomforsmall]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[sirdragonwyrm]

[pr3ttyb0w3]

therapy is retarded

[royalarchivist]

Phil: [Reading a Chatter's question] "Favorite phrase from QSMP?" I don't know, some gay sht Fit probably said to me, I don't know, like– or Quackity. Like– man, something in the air on that serve, holy fck man. They'd like- they- dude. [Laughs]

Phil: Like, I think Fit at one point was like, "Oh yeah Phil, you place those blocks, you place those fcking blocks Philza Minecraft." I was like, "What the– FitMC of 2b2t." Anything like that, anything just really fcking out there that was just like, "Whoa– something in the air on this server!" Like it was very funny– [Reads chat and laughs] Yeah QSMP, literally the "Q" stood for "Queer." [Laughs] Any of those moments. Really fcking funny. Oh and also the bit where Etoiles is like "Phillll, Phil my brooooo, what do you need?" That was really fcking funny.

[scaryhagmother]

[homesmutconfessions]

Mom Lalonde using her strap to give Bro Strider a relentless ass pummeling. She took one look at Bro and said "that ass needs a dick in it" and she has just the tool.

She's showing no mercy, bro in a headlock, she's nibbling on his ear between whispering the most degrading things she can think of.

By the time she is satisfied with her mission, Mom Lalonde has left Bro Strider laying soaked in both their sweat and his cum.

She seals the deal with a slap on the ass and "clean up and get out of my house."

And that's why Dirk doesn't 100% latch onto the gay label. Too many of his splinters have received absolutely mind rocking pegging sessions.

🎲☠️

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[music-notes-xoxo]

when they try ask what my hobbies are but i go through three packets of gum a week, i drink too much water, i "like" going on runs every day, i get defensive over the topic of weight, i can't sleep, i get tunnel vision too often so i just say "umm reading mostly."