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M!A where Phantom is drunk drinking beer/alcohol.

descends from the computer lab... “Fite mii and my roboto arm’s, you weeaboo WANNABOOB!”

#(( I accept #how's this for a welcome back ))#Anonymous

So what's the strangest dream you've ever had?

“I have had several that are considered strange… however the strangest one i have had was where I was french and wore a beret”

#(( regretti nothing ))#Anonymous #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS

We're anons, don't you expect this?

“I expect you to respect my boundries”

#(( nah just the muns #what are limit idk her ))#Anonymous

What’s your favorite class in Team Fortress 2?

“The Pyro is one of my favorites. However I don’t play often enough.”

#officerpanda #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS

He tortured them too and I'm fairly sure he mentally broke one. Don't believe me? Check the closet.

“…. I… Think I’ll pass… I might… ask you to stop giving me these details as well…”

#(( -w- he's got his own sort of #hc'd trauma heuheuheu ))#Anonymous #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS

“there is no way i would actually believe that a child like green bomber could actually hold criminals hostage... however i do see him attempting it”

#(( YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE ))

Did you hear about when Green kidnapped 2 known dangerous criminals? He kept them in his closet.

“… I… will keep that in mind.”

#Anonymous #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS #(( mmmm fear ))

prettyxnxpink:

{💖}” You say that but last time I dragged you out It looked like you was enjoying yourself so don’t lie to me!” She know he won’t openly admit it but she could tell. He was just stubborn and she knew that very well. However she did let go of his cheek when she heard what he almost said.

Pretty stiffen up a bit when he was about to call her by her ‘other’ name. She made it very clear to everyone that she doesn’t want to be called Karaoke ever again. But for some reason Phantom wasn’t really used to her real name yet.

At least he was trying. She shook her head and pinched his cheek again.

{💖}” It’s not about being good at singing, its about having fun. Besides I can rent out a karaoke box for a few hours for us so you don’t have to sing in front of anyone.”

“Last time was a while ago--” he paused and let out a small sigh at his nearly fatal mistake... he’s been better about using her actual name and he’s... somewhat proud he managed to avoid a catastrophe.

it still didn’t make him feel any less like a terrible person for remembering her as her other self... up until the pinch came back.

“Pretty, I can’t sing-- would you let go of my cheek? it’s not exactly pleasant!”

#prettyxnxpink #⎾ I'm a Genius ⏌;; ⏵I C #(( mistakes happen #phantom just doesn't own up to most of them #however i do hc that phantom's singingvoice is #kinda ruined #he ruined it himself #on accident ))

lilbxmbers:

{❃}” Says the guy who ‘super unhackable’ system got hacked into with 5 seconds by a sleepy weeaboo.”

{❃}” Besides you where the easiest out of the 5 don’t make me kick your ass again and break your toys again.”

“Mind repeating that so i can beat your sorry ass and not feel bad, you brainless shit.”

#lilbxmbers #(( -WHEEZES SO MUCH-#GREEN KJDAL;SFD ))#⎾ Nani Honhonhon ⏌;; ⏵CRACK

flxinglixhtning:

{⚡} “ Unlimited power?” That is quite the impressive feat that the other is trying to accomplish, no wonder he haven’t seen the other in awhile. As great as this project is he do wonder if there any drawbacks. He says it’s unlimited but he cant help but to wonder what would happen if the source of the energy where to be damaged.

But that’s a question for later, and he’s sure Phantom would thought of something if that where to happen.

{⚡} “ That’s quite the project you have been working on Phantom and I would be more than glad to lend you my help.”

a genius never liked to talk about the flaws. the idea is to sell to product not make it look bad... best way to do that was to... not mention any of the drawbacks.

“just keep in mind this is a prototype” he said quietly. it was still a work in the making but he’s worked out enough of the problems that he thinks it would be safe, “come with me in that case. I’ll tell you exactly what you need to do.”

#flxinglixhtning #⎾ I'm a Genius ⏌;; ⏵I C

ask-bomberman:

A favor…?

White: “Oh, sure! What is it Phantom?”

“... can i guarantee you won’t laugh.”

#askbomberman #⎾ I'm a Genius ⏌;; ⏵I C

*Trades ALL of Phantom’s hats and weapons for the Red Tape Recorder and Pretty Boy’s Pocket Pistol in Team Fortress 2*

“my fake bombs? nani?!”

#officerpanda #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS #(( anime weeb ))

So what kinds of music do you enjoy listening to?

“Techno… otherwise Silence is the best music.”

#Anonymous #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS

Seems you're quite enthusiastic about DnD. Do you have any stories you'd like to share?

“Stories to share… well i had a group that decided to lie to a dragon in order to convince it to move… it was a teenage dragon with a parent issue.”

#(( i just decided to use one of the adventures i actually was on #my friend managed to bluff a dragon into moving ))#Anonymous #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS

And that huge pile is just the SFW pics. The NSFW is so much bigger. I won't show all of them to you because I'm fairly sure that's legally classified as torture, but I'll show you the worst one and you'll get a sense of just how terribly he deep depths of the Internet are. (Pulls out a picturre of Phantom with his cape off under Plasma having... Funtimes if you know what I'm saying...) Yeah, I don't know what was running though this person's head either.

“Yeah interesting… tell me are you that determined to know how much this topic disinterests me? because I can tell you that I have no interest in this and i suggest you stop showing me these if you value your sanity and frankly, anon privileges.”

#(( this is a warning i know you're trying to have fun and all but #yeaaaaaaah let's stick to everybody having fun and not make me turn off anons ))#Anonymous #⎾ I'm a Genius ⏌;; ⏵I C #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS #(( this has been a warning ))

So have you played Dungeons and Dragons?

“Fools, I am the dungeon master every time. they come to mE for the instructions FUAHAHAHA!”

#(( the answer is yes ))#Anonymous #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS

Oh, you think that one picture was it? (Pulls out a huge pile of printed pictures) W E ' R E J U S T G E T T I N G S T A R T E D.

“good grief…” as long as nobody took his cape? he’d be fine just looking at photo’s as annoying as this was.

#Anonymous #⎾ Attack of the Anons ⏌;; ⏵ASKS

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