Fart, N00bly, and Snake absolutely turned out less ironic than the Milky_Dad and Gaylord_Steambath ones, but I still think they’re pretty biblically accurate.

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Fart, N00bly, and Snake absolutely turned out less ironic than the Milky_Dad and Gaylord_Steambath ones, but I still think they’re pretty biblically accurate.
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hi!! i saw that you watch the n00b adventures, AWESOME!!! so happy people still remember this amazing series! please keep posting the series!! they're awesome!
hiii i never got a notif that i had an ask lmao. yeah!!! i recently got into it via a friend actually, despite being REALLY active in minecraft communities around the time that it came out
i log into tumblr like once a month so im not sure how active ill be, but i will be posting the occasional #content ... we'll see :)c
Miners and crafters reblog with your favourite: wood type, stone type, flower, biome and another block you really like!
Mines: spruce, granite, poppy, flower forest and I really like moss!
happy 10th to the official TNA server. here are some doodles in varying degrees of seriousness and in-character-ness
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some notes i took while reading the minecraft mobestiary
- this was written before the introduction of piglins but it mentions the conept of non-zombified pig men once living in the overworld. combining that with the fact piglins zombify in the overworld now makes me REALLY wonder what happened to them
- the phrase "we must be gentle with these tiny fellows" in the description of bats made me soft
- the book states that endermen use enderpearls to teleport rather than the enderpearls being part of them which... makes sense actually? i dont know why i never considered that.
- blaze rods smell of sulphur, apparently
- blazes are apparently "programmed" to protect nether fortresses? are they.. are they robots? finally a middleground for tango headcanons
- "the creepers permanently downturned mouth suggests a profound sadness" what.
- the diagram shows a literal tnt inside a creeper but the description states their explosions are caused by a build up of high-pressure gas. personally i prefer the latter explanation.
-"the single eye betrays no thought but malice" me too, endermites. me too.
- "so what is an endermite? some argue it is a trans-dimensional parasite that pulls itself along with anything travelling between worlds, before it is reclaimed by the void from which it came. this may explain why endermen, who freely travel between the end and overworld, hate them."
- i just rlly like this explaination ive always wonder what endermites deal is.
- also i like the mental image this author has given us of them repeatedly teleporting back and forth to figure out how frequently they can summon an endermite. mad scientist energy. mad zoologist.
- guardians are apparently hollow and organless, but may be carnivores. it isnt sure why theyre guarding a temple they obviously couldntve built themselves which.... once again a thing i never rlly considered. why is the minecraft world full of abandoned civilizations.
- magma cubes have a stony crush and molten core which i never rlly got from their design but is a cool visual
- on what vexes are: "if they are demonic, we have as yet discovered no evidence of vexes in the nether" wait. DEMONS REAL? nether demons?? real?????
just found a vid from my unfinished distortion minecraft map and i think i can safely say this is one of the worst minecraft experiences in the known universe
Hi there!
I'm a long-time, almost lifelong fan of Minecraft, and I wanted to remake my Mineblr for my friends and my queerplatonic partner! I look forward to posting all kinds of content.
He/him, 20 years old. Playing
since late Alpha.
The minecraft love languages
1. Beating the crap out of any hostile mob that gets near your friend
2. “I need some cobblestone” “Oh I have 700 stacks is that enough? I have more if it’s not”
3. Naming your tools after your friend
4. Traveling 2,000 blocks to get some of their favorite wood
5. Punching and crouching
1. quality time
2. receiving gifts
3. words of affirmation
4. acts of service
5. physical touch
ok so. I may have made designs for Every Single Minecraft effect [except glowing because its already visible and invisibility cause. yknow]
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Finally got this set up…
Hey, guys. I’m a Minecraft Alpha veteran relearnin’ the ropes, and a new Mineblr looking for folks to follow. I don’t intend to be super active, as I was mainly inspired to join by one of my queerplatonic partners ( @d–oak ), but I hope to meet some new folks and learn from y’all what I can. Feel free to message me any time.
Any of y'all like The Noob Adventures?
hey guys. n00b adventures