Expect the unexpected potato.

(Dani)Elle. 24. Australian.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via tastytalk)

[miyku]

McCree: it’s high noon

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[discourserealness]

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

[socialjusticeolivia]

THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,

[excalibelle]

If it’s clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things they’ve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if there’s no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they aren’t here to prey on children on the internet.

[gumsmack-deactivated20180527]

Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please don’t call the police there’s not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless it’s in your home state! And they don’t have a department that deals with blogs.

Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if they’ve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless it’s local. Stay safe!

[constellations-and-energy]

WHAT THE FUCK EW???????? 

REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILE 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via JazzTrombonist)

[dailypsychologyfacts]

Short Freudian Test: What’s on Your Subconscious Mind?

Psych2Go invites you to take a look deep into the secrets of your subconscious mind. Grab a pen and a piece of paper, turn the logic off, turn the imagination on, and let’s go!

[prime89]

I did this and then looked at what they meant, and I’m not sure how to feel about that.

You’re peering into the sea. What do you feel?  Like I am small. Just a drop in the bucket.

You’re walking in the forest and looking down at the ground. What do you see? Now write down the feeling you had. Grass and leaves. Calm and relaxed.

You watch seagulls flying above your head. How does this make you feel? Free.

You’re looking at running horses. What emotions did you get? A bit excited.

You’re in the desert, and there’s a wall in front of you. You can’t see the end of it. There’s a little hole in the wall. You see an oasis through it. What are you going to do? Dig through the wall.

While wandering around the desert, you suddenly find a jug full of water. What are your actions? Check my surroundings. If all clear, examine the water to see if it’s safe. If so, drink it.

You are lost in the forest in the night. Suddenly you find a house with lights on. Think of what you’re going to do. Say nope, because that is how people die in the movies, and get shot in reality. I’ll keep kicking.

You’re in the fog, and you can’t see anything. What’s the first thing you want to do? Be anywhere else besides the fog.

[elliisii-deactivated20181207]

Ok so I did this and,

1. You’re peering into the sea. What do you feel? I feel calm and happy :D 2. You’re walking in the forest and looking down at the ground. What do you see? Now write down the feeling you had. I see dead leaves. I felt peaceful and nostalgic. 3. You watch seagulls flying above your head. How does this make you feel? Very nostalgic. Happy because I love seagulls. 4. You’re looking at running horses. What emotions did you get? I feel kinda happy, but kinda sad. Because not all horses get to run free like that :,) 5. You’re in the desert, and there’s a wall in front of you. You can’t see the end of it. There’s a little hole in the wall. You see an oasis through it. What are you going to do? Try and climb the wall or walk around it. 6. While wandering around the desert, you suddenly find a jug full of water. What are your actions? Mm I’m thirsty 7. You are lost in the forest in the night. Suddenly you find a house with lights on. Think of what you’re going to do. Knock on the door. 8. You’re in the fog, and you can’t see anything. What’s the first thing you want to do? Wonder deeper into the fog :O

I looked at the meanings and number 6 is "how you choose your sexual partner" hahahaha

[lookatthisbabybird]

so there are lots of good pictures of baby peacocks practicing displaying

(i found most of these on google image search but thought they were important to show the world)

this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.

I love it.

[arachnomatic]

When they’re this age or a little older, they’ll display at anything roughly their size: chickens, cats, work boots…

[naamahdarling]

OH! NO! It somehow never occurred to me that this would be a thing thank you for sharing this OP my life has been enriched

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Oh my gosh. I knew that all babies practice adult behaviors, but I’d never thought about baby peacocks practicing this behavior. I’m dead of cute. 

[roseriku-deactivated20200506]

[oswednesday]

when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouth’s of all my victims

[conksucker-deactivated20120621]

when

[hustleinatrap]

In honor of 19-year-old Simone Biles being named Woman Of The Year by ESPN. 

She won a record four gold medals at the Olympics. She’s untouchable!

Congratulations!

[rubyetc]

[michellepsychologist]

Motivation ✨

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

[weavemama]

LOOK. AT. THE. LITTLE. FLUFF. 

[namikawas-deactivated20170614]

HOW IS THIS CUTENESS POSSIBLE

[boredpanda]

Astonished Animals Who Are Freaked Out By What’s Happening

[sweetleaf27-deactivated20161205]

THIS IS MY FABOURITE PHOTO SET

[bloggingrandom-deactivated20180]

@humanityinahandbag @goldwerewolf

[thebelchers]

[afroambrosia]

I really love how much her family supports her, despite her awkwardness and weird tendencies. The writers did great in making sure the family didn’t treat her like Meg from Family Guy

[ruinedchildhood]