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all the nhl playyer in world have falllen asleep in a cute pile

my pick for hockey tweet of the day:

#this should be a genre #the avs roster would be very different #which contract negotiation would sidgeno get married in #would they even make it to 22 #or would they get married in like 08 to head off problems #and then the post-trade block wedding does he want yo actually bang angst

icedbatik

Taking the pics from this post and this post and doing a side-by-side comparison, for reasons.

#baby sid #and grown up sid #compare and contrast #i bet if he could go back in time to say something encouraging to his younger self #he’d say someday we’ll be able to grow a mustache #sidney crosby

riddlersboyfriend

so do yall ever think about this or nah

#and by multiple sources #he means sid called him and told him to publish this #as a little reminder of who control the press around here #and will use it to crush anyone who tries to take his husband #imagine how delighted geno felt when he read this #sidgeno

boysonthebench

#sid laughing #he always laughs with his whole face #and a goodly portion of his body #no wonder geno loves him #sidney crosby

clearwaters65-blog

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#baby sid #sidney crosby

twilightbuckley

Some of my favourite homophobic 2010s sidgeno tweets that sound exactly like rpfing tweets from the 2020s for pride month

#ok the lbi one is genuinely very funny #i would read that fic #sidgeno

yabagofmilfs

Are sidgeno arranged marriage, love at first sight, red string of faith or all of the above?

all of the above. sid fell in love at first sight, wove that red string himself, and then arranged their marriage.

#the magic is that they are all three #the fantasy of the perfect arranged marriage #you didn’t have to do any dating bullshit #your soulmate was delivered directly to your doorstep #and you immediately lived happily ever after #except when evil GMs occasionally attempt to exile him #sidgeno

They put the Heated Rivalry OST on Spotify so I had to listen to it a bunch and now I have to rewatch. And I tell you what, it is fascinating which scenes get the rivalry theme vs the lust theme vs the love theme.

Like, bathroom scene where they argue and negotiate kinky sex? Slowed down, minor toned version of the love theme! Would have expected lust theme there but they're cuing that the scene is really about how they love and miss each other, but I guess can only communicate that via DS sex. Then we get to the sex scene and get..a relative of the rivalry theme. Where's that post that says everything in sports is about sex, except sex which is about winning?

I hope the crew had a hearty giggle over using the Wagnerian leitmotif system to denote which gay sex scenes are about competition and which ones were about love. Too bad the lust motif disappears so quickly, it's a great riff, but these boys catch feelings quick.

#heated rivalry

outathome

sept 2008 training camp (via the sidney crosby show)

#baby sid #he looks so snackable #sidney crosby

gfhockey

#the full snow white #sidney crosby

bidonica

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

#yessss #if they weren't problematic they wouldn't be narratively interesting #trying to talk me out of a blorbo by pointing out he's a rich republican with a lot of PIMs is counterproductive #if he's never taken a slashing penalty i don't want fic about him

j-compher

“Despit the excitement of Crosby coming to town, the team had one of the worst starts in franchise history.”

“The expectations were high that year. I remember them talking about us being a Stanley Cup contender and we lost our first 9 games. To be honest, I was probably happy to have that challenge. That’s the way I approached it. I was so happy to be playing in the NHL, so happy to be coming to a town like Pittsburgh, it’s a huge sports town. And to be part of a group of young guys who could maybe do something special here.” - Sidney Crosby about his first NHL season.

“I remember he was 18 years old and he already had the fire in his eyes, he already wanted to just be the greatest. It was like showing already ‘hey this is my team’ and it was great because all the young guys, we were all obviously in his corner. Yeah it’s Sid’s team and it’s going to be Sid’s team for a long time.” - Max Talbot on Sidney Crosby in his first NHL season

#rookie sid #sidney crosby

rinkrats

“We rip him about everything as hard as we can. Anytime we get an inch, we take it- and I think he likes it. Like, he knows, line for line Friends episodes, and things like that. Like, come on buddy. But he’s getting pretty good - it’s really bothering me - at coming back with better comebacks on us. He used to just kind of take it and laugh. But now he’s like, getting a little more feisty.” -Colby Armstrong

“Oh, Sidney Crosby’s walking naked behind the camera right now...” -Petr Sykora

#goofy sid video #strangely mesmerizing #longest version i've found #critical characterization text #sidney crosby #max talbot #colby armstrong