the low-cal calzone zone

megan. 30s. she/her. 🩷💜💙 #usernutmeg

[mabeltanaka]

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

[mabeltanaka]

Mythbusters "Motorcycle Flip"

[fairyinthetrees]

hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

[toxicgaysource]

KILLING EVE 1.08 | God, I'm Tired

[misty-quigleys-glasses]

"Emergency Shelter" | Widow's Bay 1x09

[goodsirs]

Widow's Bay 1.09 "Emergency Shelter"

[rhodeys]

I don't have that many close female friendships, and book clubs are the worst. So I just thought this could be something fun to share.

OCEAN'S 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross

[halcyoncyrus]

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you’re old enough to remember renting movies from the video store

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[mabeltanaka]

Animal Kingdom 2.01 "Eat What You Kill"

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

Clip of Lucy Dacus on the Las Culturistas podcast.

[mobius-m-mobius]

How we looking?

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[limitedseries]

Widow's Bay— “Emergency Shelter” (1.09)

[reginasphalanges]

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 3.19 Terry's Kitties

[mabeltanaka]

Mythbusters "MacGyver Myths"