my strider sideblog

i cant post these on main

[d-strlder]

hey im dirk and this is my sideblog exclusively for striders enjoy your stay

[d-strlder]

@aroacedavestrider bitch

[poltergrease]

something about post-game striders learning to be brothers (also the tenderness and trust of cutting someone's hair)

[hoodedjelly]

more doodles (i jump for joy)

[d-strlder]

pov: you catch me listening to bad boy by cascada and you ask me how i got into it and i have to awkwardly explain that i realized it went fucking hard after i saw it in an ult dirk fancam on twitter

[d-strlder]

What if I just turned this blog into a center for my Jakeliking. What would you do then.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.

[d-strlder]

FUCK YEAH

[d-strlder]

how dirk, on a scale of one to ten, is it to make a cup of ramen at 1:23 in the morning and when questioned about it in the group chat, say “ramen is my bitch and shes keeping me up all night” and then proceeding to pass out ten minutes later after 70 consecutive hours of being awake

[applied-juice]

thinking about baby dirk immediately wanting to go back right after he was created

[d-strlder]

alright im gonna say it whos gonna be the jake to my ddijNBGNNWHFNbbd. Na aa k&’skxhjq nnn

[d-strlder]

hi im still a homestuck

[rencephala-deactivated20210926]

dumb jirk stuff x

[clambuoyance]

[Homestuck] LOTS OF KARKAT ART FOR HIS WRIGGLING DAY. because i am. a casual alien enjoyer of the karkat vantas variety :]

[turing-tested]

strider pride flag, representng the spectrum of warm colors in which striders manifest

[d-strlder]

sorry ive been working on my askblog and work so ive literally never had any time to make strider content lmao

[koshiemooshie]

Dirk Strider with Sam Smith clothes in the song "How Do You Sleep?"