Intro post (about time)
Okay, so I have been putting this of for a while now, but I cant keep on running. This is gonna be my intro post, which if im so lucky that I do remember, will be updated from time to time.
So, who am I? Well that is a good question.
Hi, my name is jazzzthecatz, but most just call me jazz. If you can come up with a nickname yourself, you’re welcome to. I use she/her, but it really dosent matter to me. You can say whatever. Im a minor, who really like to write, you will see that in most of my posts. My timezone is Central European Time (CET), and if you dont know what that is, you're not alone, I dont either (I had to google it)
I write, but what do I write about? I write fanfics about block people. Mainly from the Life series, Hermitcraft and Vampires SMP, there might be a few other smp's from time to time, but I mainly go after those and its cc's.
My ao3
English is also my third language, so mistakes and erorrs are very common around here. I will also be taking some questionable choices with grammar, so be prepared. Now you've been warned.
In my posts I use tags, so here are my tags:
#jazz asks: will be used when answering any and all asks, that is if I remember to.
#silly jazz: you might see this one really often, and I do put this on most of my posts. If you dont like me being silly, then what are you doing here, got out!
#jazz jayson: whenever im rambling about my oc, this is the tag for that. She's very dear to me, and I do also have a side blog just for her lore/story if you'd like to check that out too!
#SCARIANSEASON2026: This year I signed up for a platonic scarian event, where I post a little something the first 10 weeks of 2026. These are imperfect, and only read over by one of my betas. But so far they have given me so much more, and Im learning from my mistakes with them.
#Veylocke brothers: this is a VSMP au where Louis and Abolish are brothers. Im still working on it, and not everything is decided yet, but I often make textposts and memes about them. They are just really dear to me, and no one can take that from me.
Im constanly talking about firelocke too, so that tag will be seen a lot too. I really dont care much for your opinon, unless it's positive, so let me ramlbe thank you.
And at last, any tags with Grams in it, is just to tell the world about my amazing Grandma who is my rock. She has been there from the start of my writting journey, and is even one of me betas. I love hanging out with her, and telling her about all my friends from around the world.
If you have stuck around for this long, then im impressed. Think you can get through the last bit?
Great!
Now for my moots:
@baffledbirdbandit - Vin is an amazing writer as well, and if you havent read all of his fantastic works, then what are you doing here. Go read them. Vin, I love popping up in your comments and asks, and just chatting with you. Its always great, and you're truely a naughty and sweet bird. Love you birdie!
@caashhh78 - CAash, god I love you so freaking much. CAash is one of my best friends, and have helped me through more things that I can count on my fingers, and I wouldnt even have fingers enough. I would never had taken up writting again if it wasent for you, or taken the big step of posting it. You truely are my inspiration to keep on creating. Also she's an amazing artist, go look at her art. You will be blown away, and you can thank me later. She's also one of my betas, and I love getting feedback from her. CAash, girl I love you to the moon and back.
@watcherforge - My last and most valuable beta, I dont think I would be able to do it without you. Btw did you know she also write, you didnt, well go read her fic Double Take. Time difference makes chatting a bit difficult, but we manage. Blunt and honest, instead of fake politness and covered up mistakes, yes thank you. Cat lady to cat lady, our babies are everything, and the bestest of them all. You have helped me see so many new things, and are there every time I need to vent. I dont think I could ask for a better Watcher to look after me. No matter how messy your life is, you take the time to look after me as well, even if im on the other side of earth. I love you so so so so much <3
@faenar - Fea (pronounced like tea, but with a f) you my friend are a lot of things. Silly, disturbing, full of randomness which I love, ideas, and a heck lot of free time. Im pretty sure you're in someones walls, I dont know yet if its mine or @baffledbirdbandit but either way im scared. You also hate horses, which we will never agree on. We're doomed like that.
@frogzilla3983 - Frogger is your go-to cuddle buddy, whether your day has been the worst, or the best. It dosent matter, you're getting a hug. You always go along with my chaos, and even love matching it. Some might even say, you out-do me from time to time. Regardless, I love popping into your asks, and just being random with you.
@illtakethepaymentviagummylizard - Gummy you came into my asks one day, and was just random. I love that about you. You come into my askbox, and just ramble with me, and I always look forward to it. You're the first person to always make sure im doing alright, you just ask out of the blue, and I appreciate you so so so much.
@thetoastyistoastier - Toast I haven't had the chance to get to know you that much yet, but as a fellow Hugger member, I can say, I would like to get to know you better. I was saying the truth when I said, I would always be on your side, as you're CLEARLY the only sane person in that family, and me and Frogger are ready for whenever you call upon the war!
Now for the firelocke crew (I love you guys so much <3)
@artistic-gremlin - Sol is the artist the I have traded my soul, some demons and a few pieces of mine spin to, all for firelocke. I would do it all again in a heartbeat. To say i was surprised when you followed me back, is an undertatement, I nearly had a heart attack. They also gave me the title of The Bravest Solider, and I take that role very seriously!
@slowly-lifting-the-pen - Pen is you local, totally not vampire, firelocke person. They love my silly pyro-bat drawings (I mean everyone does, but the whole thing started with us) and I can feel the final girl energy radiating off of you, trust Violet is gonna make it out of Wokehurst. You were actually the one who inspired me to write about them at first, and I think the very well-fed firelocke fans are happy about that.
@starrcollective - Starr I dont know if Pyro is more traumatised by you, or I am. Every time I wake up at 5am, you break my heart a little bit more (Im completely innocent in all of this trust) You come up with some of the best ideas, hc's, au's and random thoughts, and you just throw them at me, head first. Keep doing it.
@an-immortal-jellyfish - This is Mor, here we like Mor. She doesn’t bit much. We scream about firelocke together a lot. She also has her own royal firelocke au, so if that's something for you, definitely go check it out. The dividers and blinkie is also theirs, so credit to them.
@shortkingstudios - I dont know how this man does it, but he spits out firelocke faster than any other human I know. I keep him contained in a jar, nothing bad will ever happen to you. My precious.
I wanted to put Forge in here as well, as you were the reason I got into this ship, or Abolish in the first place. But I decided to keep you up with the other 'Firsties'.
Now if you have reached this far, you're probably asking "well wheres your link to AO3 and everywhere else you could have this" well im completely new to AO3, so I havent posted there yet. Once i get everything under jazz-proved control I will update this post. Also do you not like swearing, then you might not like this acount. I do swear like a drunk sailor, now you're warned. Update, I got it all mostly under jazz-proved control!
With that out of the way, welcome to my page/acount, or like I would so in my native language, "Velkommen til min side og nyd hvad end du finder, hvis det altså var sådan noget du ledte efter" :)
