David Van Patten

Pierce & Pierce Mr. Manhatten Hardbody chicks dial my line (MDNI)

[d-vanpatten]

INTRODUCTION

Rp blog for David Van Patten from American Psycho (18+)

Will interact in character, write with others, and answer asks too!

About me: I'm 20 years old. Eastern Time zone. I'm open to pretty much anything pertaining to canon-typical violence, sex and other topics.

I will try to be as true as I can to David's character in most cases, mostly based on the book. So, y'know what you're gonna get if you interact with him...

I don't have too much more to say that I haven't already.

I also run @luiscarruthers89 and @ask-patricia-bateman

...I decided to take one for the team so that we had everybody, Craig seemed so lonely...

Tags: #Dvanpatten #vanpattenanswers

[d-vanpatten]

Are you mommy material

Get out of my inbox 😒👎

[d-vanpatten]

Craig looks mommy material

He's a man😂

[d-vanpatten]

Do you call McDermott mommy?

That makes even less sense No

[d-vanpatten]

Hey do you call McDermott daddy?

No 😕

[d-vanpatten]

Lwittle ccuuuuteeee baehbeh bwoy wikes his chyin twickleddd??? Ouuuuh goochgie goochie ghooouu how cuuteeeee🥺🥺

No Stop it. 🚫🚫🚫

[d-vanpatten]

I just heard McDermott is super into maid outfits lol

When did he say that. He never said that to me

[d-vanpatten]

You look like you enjoy chin tickles, you let out little "hehehe!<3"s when it happens too

Okay Is this a compliment what does this mean.

[d-vanpatten]

Not really, it gets funnier each time—you gonna dress up nice for pride month too like that one night?

I never dressed up. You imagined that. You all imagine things and then believe they're real. And I don't celebrate homos.

[d-vanpatten]

And you probably loooooovveeeedhu BANGING him, dont ya???HUH?DONT YOU, YOU HOMO??

Oh Jesus. Do you ever get tired of this😂

[d-vanpatten]

I dont need to put shit in your mouth, craig's probably already got it filled

That's just disgusting. You guys love bringing him up. 😂

[d-vanpatten]

TEN ZERO???? A HUNDRED FINGERS CAN FIT UP YOUR ASS????????

No. Stop putting words in my mouth, Jesus😂

[d-vanpatten]

Jesus ten fingers up your ass?😭

Okay Okay I didn't know that was the question.

Zero. None. No fingers. 😂 What. Be more straight up next time you ask me something.

[d-vanpatten]

How many fingers

Ten? 😂

[d-vanpatten]

MARSHA IS ADORABLE OUGHMYGSOH I LOVE HER YOUDE SUCH A MEAN GAY VANPAYTEN

How was I mean? I just said to not say that gay shit to me. 😂😒

[d-vanpatten]

🏳️‍🌈happy🏳️‍🌈gay🏳️‍🌈month🏳️‍🌈cus🏳️‍🌈yk🏳️‍🌈u🏳️‍🌈gay🏳️‍🌈and🏳️‍🌈stuff🏳️‍🌈ok🏳️‍🌈

No 🚫🚫👎

[d-vanpatten]

maybe not look like chciks but more like maybe everything stops fuking mattering so mucb like the kissing soesnt even matter if im drunk who cares rigbt