My little paradise

Header by shortnmad - '97 babyy

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

I did not spend years of my life at university studying rome in classes that were over 50% women to let someone say "rome may be for the guys" on my post!!!

[winslowhomersimpson]

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

[alanofalltrades]

[imaveryevilgirl]

y'know working for the mafia ain't all it used to be

ya used to be able to send people to sleep with the fishes, and now ya get responses like "nature's fleshlight" and a rant about some gas station sushi

can't even crack skulls anymore since cracking took on a new meanin

guy owed me $67 yesterday. had to break both his kneecaps cause he wouldn't stop doin the hand gestures after the first one.

oh and don't even get me STARTED on goons. some people, I tell ya

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[rainbow-femme]

Ilya would make so many “my husband and the dog he didn’t want” posts

Shane explaining a hockey play on his laptop screen to an attentive looking Anya

Shane squatted down in a grocery aisle with three different dog food bags in front of him, comparing ingredients

Shane doing yoga and Anya imitating some of his poses, Shane reaching over and slightly correcting her posture

Shane up at 4 am to shovel a path for her in the snow to go out and pee

Shane and Yuna debating which of 10 different themed bandanas goes best on Anya for that particular day

Shane carrying bags inside and Anya is trotting after him with small ones in her mouth

Shane on the dock with a ball and hockey stick, he hits the ball with the stick and sends it flying into the lake and she takes off like a rocket and jumps in after it

Ilya filming POV style of himself walking over to the couch where Shane is laying with Anya on top of him. “Can I join?” “No room.” “You are breaking my heart, Hollander. Anya, may I join?” And she shakes her head and puts it more firmly on Shane’s chest

[clacy2812]

Bros helping each other out wdym

[demaparbat-hp]

Maybe a bit of a warning before firebending, Itijuk?

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[crimson-constellations]

Zukka week (twt) day 3: pet names

Zuko uses no pet names ever, Sokka has 283749 stupid nicknames and uses them daily to annoy him but both of them treat ‘firelily’ very seriously lmao.

I like to think sokka wanted something romantic and they were passing by a field of fire lilies when he had the idea. Zuko likes it and blushes everytime even when he gets used to it, sokka just likes being sweet to him

and maybe atsp I will draw the first time he said it bc it’s cute

[dontbelasagnax]

specific hell of a femme lesbian in which why yes! I do like wearing makeup!! I will watch some makeup videos online!! Oh My God These Women Are In The Torment Nexus

[dontbelasagnax]

clean girl makeup? it girl makeup? hot girl makeup? pilates princess makeup? mob wife makeup? rock star wife makeup? politician's wife makeup? HOW ARE YOU NOT CHOKING ON THE MISOGYNY COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

[dontbelasagnax]

the constant infantilization and minimization of womanhood to fit some desired aesthetic which is really just a consumable way of being viewed through the lens of a society actively using misogyny to oppress women... it's exhausting.

[dontbelasagnax]

I sound like a Barbie doll box circa 2010 but you should aspire to be more than merely someone's wife. take a moment. let's head back to 1960. you're a secretary. you hand your boss the wrong form and he calls you a silly little girl. his client laughs along with him. they are sharing a joke about how women barely have a place in the workforce because they belong in the home. you are nothing more than something pretty to look at. does that not fill you with rage? why the fuck are you doing this to yourself.

[dontbelasagnax]

YOU ARE NOT "JUST A GIRL"

[willgrahamscock]

computah, remove ai from everything

[willgrahamscock]

computah, destroy all ai data centers

[theserlingbucket]

Zukka week 2026 : Betrothal necklace

Gift giving love language x cherishes literally everything given to them ever

[zayajima]

Lost in the Fire

[kaijuerotica]

i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera

[kaijuerotica]

shane texting ilya after a metros game like: im so fucking tired of carrying this entire team on my back like fuck sure we won tonight but i'd have had a goddamn hat trick if stevens hadn't been off fucking sides like at what point is it easier for me to be the only guy on the fucking ice at least then no one is gonna miss my fucking passes

shane 2 minutes later to the media: oh for sure it's a team effort, we all do our best to contribute 🙂

[mucho-smasho]

we are going to see this. on our tv screens. holy fuck.

[mucho-smasho]

this scene is literally just