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MAX; 23. he/him. poc. queer. about the admin.

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current fixation(s); bnha aot

recent addition; on call -> jabber

SHE HOPES IM CURSED FOREVER.

next shipment; at the beach, in every life -> t.todoroki

#.Navi #dividers credit to @cafekitsune #graphics: me #pfp: akagi0021

if i lose my job on top of everything istg 😭

#.max yaps #year from hell

i honestly like the job im at rn but the funniest thing about it is how inconsistent my shifts are. like yesterday and today I worked 12-4 and sunday and monday i work 6:30-5. everybody get real. surely there's a better way we could split this up

#.max yaps

my mom won’t shut up about her cruise at 1:30 am and this has me in fucking tears

#.max yaps

d-ynamaxx

ok good lord.

2 flights booked.

4 concert tickets bought.

1 hotel booked.

1 6+ hr tat session booked.

my bank acc is cooked as hell

d-ynamaxx

it is in fact cooked

notund

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game