Dimension 20 Episode of the Day

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 5/8

Today’s Episode is: Fantasy High: Junior Year, Episode 18, Rock the Boat

Original Release Date: 5/8/2024

The Quick Synopsis: The Bad Kids run the party of a lifetime as draconic threats menace Seacaster Manor…

Quotes:

“Beautiful. Majestic. Bam!” ~ Riz Gukgak, smoking and blowing dragons out of the sky

Gorgug and Sprak Lefevre:

“Sprak, focus up.”

“What? I’m making matcha.”

“No.”

“What?”

“We can’t sail the ship yet. Matcha comes later.”

“I’m gonna do a short matcha ceremony. It always makes the meth go down smooth.”

“All right. Keep talking. Give me some of the matcha. All right.”

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 5/7

Today’s Episode is: Escape from the Bloodkeep, Episode 2, Volcano of Violence

Original Release Date: 5/7/2019

The Quick Synopsis: The Lieutenants of Zaul'Nazh fight back against the forces of light and good in the caldera of Ro'ro'ro'ro'ro'kin'drath, the Scary Volcano, and face down personal decisions.

Quotes:

This feels like it might be a waste of a turn, but I have to do it ‘cause it just seems fun. So am I correct in remembering that they said that the Lava Mog was living in the Scary Volcano? ~ Mike Trapp

“I am the king of the Vinguri! I will slay this tiny, wretched gardener on my own!” ~ Leiland

“I want a gold nest.” ~ John Feathers

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 5/6

Today’s Episode is: A Crown of Candy, Episode 5, Lapin’s Big Day

Original Release Date: 5/6/2020

The Quick Synopsis: In the aftermath of the Grand Tournament, the Taste Buds face the consequences of actions past and present, as the Bulbian Church comes to bear.

Quotes:

“King Amethar of the House of Rocks, I put the question to you with your hand on the Holy Book of Leaves, your sister’s book. Who is your lawful wedded wife?” ~ Pontifex Belizabeth Brassica

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Today's Episode is: City Council of Darkness, Episode 5 comes out tonight at 7 PM Eastern!

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 5/5

Today’s Episode is: Mice & Murder, Episode 5, The Eye of the Storm

Original Release Date: 5/5/2021

The Quick Synopsis: The Sylvan Sleuths scour the house as danger is afoot; assailants on the roof, dead bodies in the office, and a bit of history set askew in the library.

Quotes:

“I’ll show you my whole butt.” ~ Rosalind Crumb

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 5/4

Today’s Episode is: A Starstruck Odyssey, Episode 17, The Luckless, the Abandoned and the Forsaked (Part 1)

Original Release Date: 5/4/2022

The Quick Synopsis: The crew of the Wurst face down enemies from every corner of the galaxy as they fight their way toward the Fang of Frangus in orbit above Rubian V.

Quotes:

“Please hold!” ~ Riva, doing their job as the comms officer

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 5/3

Today’s Episode is: None to date. This is not going to change until 5/3 is a Wednesday, which next happens in 2028.

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 5/2

Today’s Episode is: None to date. This is not going to change until 5/2 is a Wednesday, which next happens in 2029.

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 5/1

Today’s Episode is: Fantasy High: Junior Year, Episode 17, The Name

Original Release Date: 5/1/2024

The Quick Synopsis: The Bad Kids tie up all the threads of the mystery as long-held questions come back to the surface…

Quotes:

Gorgug on Porter:

“I knew he was a bad teacher! I convinced myself—”“

"He was such a dick to you!”“

"What did you rate him, out of curiosity?”“

"Yeah, exactly?”

“What’d you give him?”

“It doesn’t matter what I rated him!”

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/30

Today’s Episode is: Escape from the Bloodkeep, Episode 1, Welcome to the Dark Side

Original Release Date: 4/30/2019

The Quick Synopsis: Light dawns on the lands of Gorgar as we meet our troupe of Vile Villains, the lieutenants of Zaul'Nazh, who work to maintain the reign of darkness in the face of disaster.

Quotes:

“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Nonononononono!” ~ The Dark Lord Zaul'Nazh

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/29

Today’s Episode is: A Crown of Candy, Episode 4, The Grand Tournament

Original Release Date: 4/29/2020

The Quick Synopsis: The House of Rocks and their entourage make their way through the challenges of the Grand Tournament: melee, jousting, archery, intrigue.

Quotes:

I whisper to him, “Where is your Bulb now?” ~ Chancellor Lapin Cadbury to Keradin Deeproot

Brennan getting his shit fucked:

I cast Detect Poison and Disease ‘cause he looks really sick, from what I can see is happening to him.

There’s definite poison.

So I can- I identify the kind of poison, the poisonous creature and the disease. And I can see, like, the location of the poisons.

…Can I read that card real quick?

It says, “I can fuck up your shit.”

I hate having my shit fucked!

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Today's Episode is: City Council of Darkness, Episode 4 comes out tonight at 7 PM Eastern!

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/28

Today’s Episode is: Mice & Murder, Episode 4, The Stabber of the Evening

Original Release Date: 4/28/2021

The Quick Synopsis: After facing down the body of Squire Badger’s office, Sylvan Sleuths start to track down clues as the clues start leading to the Seance Room…

Quotes:

“Okay, so, the Vicar is, as he’s looking at the body and the eyes wide open, just staring at him, he shakes his head, puts his feathers over his head, down to the knife, accidentally takes the knife out, and then shoves it right back in. Then shoves it back in.” ~ Raphael Chestang

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/27

Today’s Episode is: A Starstruck Odyssey, Episode 16, Jailbreak!

Original Release Date: 4/27/2022

The Quick Synopsis: It’s time for the Gunner Channel to escape from Myrmidon Station as enemies start to close in and disaster becomes imminent…

Quotes:

The cast, after Sundry Sidney crits on a Vercadian Protector Droid from the Wurst:

So its 28 damage. And then times two. 56 damage, but isn’t it amplified because it’s a spaceship?

Ship to ground is a multiplier of times 10.

So I do 560?

560 damage!

Is that the record? Is that the D20 record?

That is the Dimension 20 record. It’s not only the Dimension 20 record, it is the largest sum total of damage from a single attack I have seen in 23 years of playing this game. In a single hit.

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/26

Today’s Episode is: None to date. This is not going to change until 4/26 is a Wednesday, which next happens in 2028.

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/25

Today’s Episode is: None to date. This is not going to change until 4/25 is a Wednesday, which next happens in 2029.

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/24

Today’s Episode is: Fantasy High: Junior Year, Episode 16, Untapped Rage

Original Release Date: 4/24/2024

The Quick Synopsis: In the wake of the Last Stand, the Bad Kids devote their time to investigating the Rat Grinders and their coalescing plots…

Quotes:

Kristen’s British Misconceptions:

“Thank you. What are we calling you, second Kristen?”

“Kristen.”

“Yes, but that’s going to be confusing.”

I kiss you.

Fabian is incredibly taken aback.

“Second Kristen is straight?”

“Second Kristen is straight!”

“Oh no, Fabian’s obsessed with second Kristen.”

Wow, real Kristen thinks British people are straight.

You heard it here first.

Sorry to disappoint you. Not a single one.

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/23

Today's Episode is: Titan Takedown, Episode 4, Hope and Heroism

Original Release Date: 4/23/2025

The Quick Synopsis: The final fight of the Titan Takedown must come to pass...

Quotes:

Damn, Medusa's thick! ~ Bayley

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Dimension 20 Episode of the Day: 4/22

Today’s Episode is: A Crown of Candy, Episode 3, Keep Sharp

Original Release Date: 4/22/2020

The Quick Synopsis: In the wake of the attack on Sucrosi Road, the Taste Buds make their way to Comida to meet with allies and enemies alike and sign up for the Grand Tournament.

Quotes:

You see that Sprinkle is a full, solid sprinkle. No mouth, eyes, or organs of any visible sort, and the noise that Sprinkle makes appears to come from maybe a hollow chamber inside of Sprinkle? ~ Brennan Lee Mulligan

(leaning in extremely close to Amethar) “Our king.” ~ Lapin Cadbury, scaring the shit out of Amethar

“You know, I think something got mixed up, ‘cause I meant to send you a letter back, and I might have sent you something instead.”

“I’m wearing them right now.” ~ Jet Rocks and Thaddeus Strongpit, on Jet’s tearaway lingerie

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Today's Episode is: City Council of Darkness, Episode 3 comes out tonight at 7 PM Eastern!