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@d3ad-h4nd
DEAD HAND
An intro post for yours truly, the one and only! Me! :3
Call me dead! Or hand! It's whatever idrc. Is it a name? Is it not? You don't get to know that. Valence also works! (Or ▽4↳∋πϽ⋿)
I'm immature and I know it and I rock it. How old am I? Who give a shit! (24)
I'm not putting my interests and skills on a platter for you. You gotta figure that out yourself! Also I forgor.
I bite! Violently!
I'M NOT JOINING YOUR ONLINE FAMILY FUCK OFF.
I died but I got better.
goodbye gay pride month hello gay wrath month it's time for BLOODSHED
actually july is disability pride month
maybe gay sex can fix you. i'd just get the confidence to commit a terrorism and nobody wants that
You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it
Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.
penis boy
ur a nepo man fr. trans men have to work for it and you were just born into it
I'm such a nepo baby fr fr. Born with the parts I wanted. Straight out the box.
straight out of the box no assembly required. some people have to WORK for that
No assembly required but I DID get some sick body modding anyways.
...
What's build a bear for schmeat?
I think that should be a thing.
...
Would it be Customize A Cock?
craft a cock
CRAFT A COCK
You're a genius
i know :3c centuries of poets and philosophers have lead up to me
You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it
Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.
penis boy
ur a nepo man fr. trans men have to work for it and you were just born into it
I'm such a nepo baby fr fr. Born with the parts I wanted. Straight out the box.
straight out of the box no assembly required. some people have to WORK for that
No assembly required but I DID get some sick body modding anyways.
...
What's build a bear for schmeat?
I think that should be a thing.
...
Would it be Customize A Cock?
craft a cock
You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it
Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.
penis boy
ur a nepo man fr. trans men have to work for it and you were just born into it
I'm such a nepo baby fr fr. Born with the parts I wanted. Straight out the box.
straight out of the box no assembly required. some people have to WORK for that
You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it
Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.
penis boy
ur a nepo man fr. trans men have to work for it and you were just born into it
You look like you wouldn’t be visibly trans but then get mad if someone didn’t immediately recognize it
Most people probably think I'm trans ngl. I do, indeed, have a schmeemis though.
penis boy
there are two demons inside me. one of them wants to beat the shit out of FOH. the other worries that theyd spin it to use it to "prove their point"
theres a secret, third demon that misses the chaos from my villain arc
I'm being crazy right now but no one who doesn't want hurt is getting hurt. It's so fine.
hi nuke. its a bad idea to make a pipe bomb right
Its absolutely a bad idea.
would you get mad at me if i made a pipe bomb
You've already made the bomb haven't you
i have all of the materials in front of me but got distracted
there are two demons inside me. one of them wants to beat the shit out of FOH. the other worries that theyd spin it to use it to "prove their point"
theres a secret, third demon that misses the chaos from my villain arc
I'm being crazy right now but no one who doesn't want hurt is getting hurt. It's so fine.
hi nuke. its a bad idea to make a pipe bomb right
Its absolutely a bad idea.
would you get mad at me if i made a pipe bomb
there are two demons inside me. one of them wants to beat the shit out of FOH. the other worries that theyd spin it to use it to "prove their point"
theres a secret, third demon that misses the chaos from my villain arc
I'm being crazy right now but no one who doesn't want hurt is getting hurt. It's so fine.
hi nuke. its a bad idea to make a pipe bomb right
there are two demons inside me. one of them wants to beat the shit out of FOH. the other worries that theyd spin it to use it to "prove their point"
theres a secret, third demon that misses the chaos from my villain arc
went to spencer's today to get some stupid shirts and man i still have the humor of a teenager. who woulda thunk that i think sex is funny
Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....
At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?
Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.
@bstandsforbabydaddy
Yeah there's definitely that.
Huh.
Hey, by the way, I think you owe me some information that I'm supposed to be torturing out of you. 🥰
Hmmm. Like what? :3c
I dunno. Your shady past? Some anon was all up in your business.
I could also just torture you for fun and no profit. Free of charge. Proboner. If you're into that.
Or you could torture me. That sounds fun too. I'm so distractible right now.
Uuggghhhh. God they always are. Blah blah blah. Yeah I was an informant. Sold people out for profit. A lot of people. I almost died a few times that was fun.
Hm, I actually wonder what you'd be like. Y'know. How you'd choose to torture me and all that.
I could also so torture you. Maybe use the cattle prod. Whatever comes to mind.
Ouchies~
Wade also has a torture basement, which you probably know. And a whole closet full of toys. Stuff I've never seen before in there. I think I saw a chicken suit...
Wait. So like, what do you mean, "sold people out"? What kinda people?
Torture basement! That sounds fun actually. I so need to do stuff there...
Whoever I got paid to really. Tried to keep innocent people out of it though.
Ok, yeah, let's text about sexcapades and your previous life as a computer geek for hire during the zombie apocalypse. That's hot, ngl
How many...jobs did you do? Are we talking, like, stuff that got people killed?
And what kinds of torturey things might you be into? Or is this just going to be sort of match-my-freak situation?
Oh it wasn't just computer geek. It was infiltration. Advanced stuff. Securing blueprints.
I...can't remember really. I do remember that it cut into my life. My relationships with other people, y'know. Sneaking in my own house at 4am trying not to wake my girlfriend type stuff.
Hmmm...I'll decide when the time comes.
sneaking into my parents house at 3am also. dont forget that
God, yeah. Bleeding like everywhere.
remember when mom got upset at you not for breaking in but for staining the sink?
NO YEAH that was WILD like ok I can break in but I can't stain anything? Alright
ya no she just like that
She really do which made everything ten times funnier looking back
for REAL. copious amounts of piracy? she dont care. stain the bathtub blue? i hid on the roof once
Literal crimes that involve danger to my life? Ok cool you do you. Stain anything? You are DONE. She's scary at times ngl like
she may be terrifying but she is disabled. the roof is safe
The roof is the only safe spot tho iirc
the roof can save you. until she calms down or you get hungey
Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....
At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?
Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.
@bstandsforbabydaddy
Yeah there's definitely that.
Huh.
Hey, by the way, I think you owe me some information that I'm supposed to be torturing out of you. 🥰
Hmmm. Like what? :3c
I dunno. Your shady past? Some anon was all up in your business.
I could also just torture you for fun and no profit. Free of charge. Proboner. If you're into that.
Or you could torture me. That sounds fun too. I'm so distractible right now.
Uuggghhhh. God they always are. Blah blah blah. Yeah I was an informant. Sold people out for profit. A lot of people. I almost died a few times that was fun.
Hm, I actually wonder what you'd be like. Y'know. How you'd choose to torture me and all that.
I could also so torture you. Maybe use the cattle prod. Whatever comes to mind.
Ouchies~
Wade also has a torture basement, which you probably know. And a whole closet full of toys. Stuff I've never seen before in there. I think I saw a chicken suit...
Wait. So like, what do you mean, "sold people out"? What kinda people?
Torture basement! That sounds fun actually. I so need to do stuff there...
Whoever I got paid to really. Tried to keep innocent people out of it though.
Ok, yeah, let's text about sexcapades and your previous life as a computer geek for hire during the zombie apocalypse. That's hot, ngl
How many...jobs did you do? Are we talking, like, stuff that got people killed?
And what kinds of torturey things might you be into? Or is this just going to be sort of match-my-freak situation?
Oh it wasn't just computer geek. It was infiltration. Advanced stuff. Securing blueprints.
I...can't remember really. I do remember that it cut into my life. My relationships with other people, y'know. Sneaking in my own house at 4am trying not to wake my girlfriend type stuff.
Hmmm...I'll decide when the time comes.
sneaking into my parents house at 3am also. dont forget that
God, yeah. Bleeding like everywhere.
remember when mom got upset at you not for breaking in but for staining the sink?
NO YEAH that was WILD like ok I can break in but I can't stain anything? Alright
ya no she just like that
She really do which made everything ten times funnier looking back
for REAL. copious amounts of piracy? she dont care. stain the bathtub blue? i hid on the roof once
Literal crimes that involve danger to my life? Ok cool you do you. Stain anything? You are DONE. She's scary at times ngl like
she may be terrifying but she is disabled. the roof is safe
Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....
At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?
Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.
@bstandsforbabydaddy
Yeah there's definitely that.
Huh.
Hey, by the way, I think you owe me some information that I'm supposed to be torturing out of you. 🥰
Hmmm. Like what? :3c
I dunno. Your shady past? Some anon was all up in your business.
I could also just torture you for fun and no profit. Free of charge. Proboner. If you're into that.
Or you could torture me. That sounds fun too. I'm so distractible right now.
Uuggghhhh. God they always are. Blah blah blah. Yeah I was an informant. Sold people out for profit. A lot of people. I almost died a few times that was fun.
Hm, I actually wonder what you'd be like. Y'know. How you'd choose to torture me and all that.
I could also so torture you. Maybe use the cattle prod. Whatever comes to mind.
Ouchies~
Wade also has a torture basement, which you probably know. And a whole closet full of toys. Stuff I've never seen before in there. I think I saw a chicken suit...
Wait. So like, what do you mean, "sold people out"? What kinda people?
Torture basement! That sounds fun actually. I so need to do stuff there...
Whoever I got paid to really. Tried to keep innocent people out of it though.
Ok, yeah, let's text about sexcapades and your previous life as a computer geek for hire during the zombie apocalypse. That's hot, ngl
How many...jobs did you do? Are we talking, like, stuff that got people killed?
And what kinds of torturey things might you be into? Or is this just going to be sort of match-my-freak situation?
Oh it wasn't just computer geek. It was infiltration. Advanced stuff. Securing blueprints.
I...can't remember really. I do remember that it cut into my life. My relationships with other people, y'know. Sneaking in my own house at 4am trying not to wake my girlfriend type stuff.
Hmmm...I'll decide when the time comes.
sneaking into my parents house at 3am also. dont forget that
God, yeah. Bleeding like everywhere.
remember when mom got upset at you not for breaking in but for staining the sink?
NO YEAH that was WILD like ok I can break in but I can't stain anything? Alright
ya no she just like that
She really do which made everything ten times funnier looking back
for REAL. copious amounts of piracy? she dont care. stain the bathtub blue? i hid on the roof once
Hey, totally unrelated to this whole zombie apocalypse thing, but....
At your cabin, are there any outbuildings? You know, like a creepy old woodshed, far away from the main house, where someone's screams wouldn't be easily heard?
Okay, sorry, that sounds waaaay too creepy. I swear it's just a sex thing.
@bstandsforbabydaddy
Yeah there's definitely that.
Huh.
Hey, by the way, I think you owe me some information that I'm supposed to be torturing out of you. 🥰
Hmmm. Like what? :3c
I dunno. Your shady past? Some anon was all up in your business.
I could also just torture you for fun and no profit. Free of charge. Proboner. If you're into that.
Or you could torture me. That sounds fun too. I'm so distractible right now.
Uuggghhhh. God they always are. Blah blah blah. Yeah I was an informant. Sold people out for profit. A lot of people. I almost died a few times that was fun.
Hm, I actually wonder what you'd be like. Y'know. How you'd choose to torture me and all that.
I could also so torture you. Maybe use the cattle prod. Whatever comes to mind.
Ouchies~
Wade also has a torture basement, which you probably know. And a whole closet full of toys. Stuff I've never seen before in there. I think I saw a chicken suit...
Wait. So like, what do you mean, "sold people out"? What kinda people?
Torture basement! That sounds fun actually. I so need to do stuff there...
Whoever I got paid to really. Tried to keep innocent people out of it though.
Ok, yeah, let's text about sexcapades and your previous life as a computer geek for hire during the zombie apocalypse. That's hot, ngl
How many...jobs did you do? Are we talking, like, stuff that got people killed?
And what kinds of torturey things might you be into? Or is this just going to be sort of match-my-freak situation?
Oh it wasn't just computer geek. It was infiltration. Advanced stuff. Securing blueprints.
I...can't remember really. I do remember that it cut into my life. My relationships with other people, y'know. Sneaking in my own house at 4am trying not to wake my girlfriend type stuff.
Hmmm...I'll decide when the time comes.
sneaking into my parents house at 3am also. dont forget that
God, yeah. Bleeding like everywhere.
remember when mom got upset at you not for breaking in but for staining the sink?
NO YEAH that was WILD like ok I can break in but I can't stain anything? Alright
ya no she just like that
