Shitposting Smartass

Tech geek, medical paperwork jockey, and all around Swiss Army knife of skills. Common sense is expensive, shitting and giggling is free. (rp OC) (follows from @theisopodyearns)

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

Intro post for yours truly! Since it's not, uh, like 1am.

Name's Nuke! And that's what you're getting. My other name is dead to me, along with how I got it.

I might act like a teenager, but I'm just 27 catching up on the childhood I didn't get to have. (Hello!)

I have varied interests and skills, and can handle just about anything.

I think that's it? I suck at these, talk to me if you want to know more!

Ooc: Hello! I've decided to make a general use fandom oc somewhat self insert guy. I'm pretty open to interactions from anyone as long as they're not some flavor of bigot. I have rp experience but not Tumblr rp experience really. Also, if something I do bothers you, TELL ME. I'm autistic and need the direct confrontation. Thanks!)

(Obligatory Nuke Refs below cut)

[hellallamerican]

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

[askd0ctorjcrane]

Still in Arkham doc?

Tragically. Its only getting more unbearable by the day.

Believe me I’ve escaped many times before, but somethings shifted. Security is tighter. They’ve given that crazed mutt bolten far too much control over it. I’m no madman. I don’t belong here.

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

Oh, speaking of breaking out, don't mind any noises you may hear. Totally normal.

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

...2 minutes

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@beau-has-no-regards

[beau-has-no-regards]

…

Let’s fix this.

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

You fine with teleporting?

[houndmother]

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

[houndmother]

exactly

[muttstalker]

my ideal partner in 3 words:

in

my

basement

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

[boysencj]

[dear-ao3]

[dear-ao3]

[dear-ao3]

[jezifster2]

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

[its-gambit]

Somone explain dis logic

Smartest guy ah met. Works wit computers. Is a hybrid technically ..but can't make a fuckin sandwich..

How do fuck does dat make sense???

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

What was the sandwich?

[its-gambit]

Gambit gonna throw up tellin ya.. but he made a meat sandwich wit ranch and cheese whiz ..dey don go togetha...

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

....ok so this is what Arc or whatever was talking about

[its-gambit]

Somone explain dis logic

Smartest guy ah met. Works wit computers. Is a hybrid technically ..but can't make a fuckin sandwich..

How do fuck does dat make sense???

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

What was the sandwich?

[13ag21k]

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

[asper-grayson]

He was able to actually spend a lot of time with Asper today, watching her play and trying to keep her from knocking over a floor lamp. Or, more accurately, keep her from climbing on it.

"Asper, Asper honey no. No climbing that. That's not a safe thing to climb."

@t4ct1c4l-fluk3

Asper just looks at him as if to say “I do what I want” and tries to climb on another thing

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He sighed and grabbed her, holding her and twirling around.

"Yoouuuuu are a chaos gremlin."

He stopped and nuzzled her.

[asper-grayson]

Asper giggles histarically “dada silly!”

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He beamed, purring.

"I am! And so are you."

He's soooo gonna be riding this high for a while. Her first words!

[asper-grayson]

Asper senses that this makes her dad happy, so she repeats “dada silly!”

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He laughed lightly, gently swinging her

"So are you! We're both silly! Silly silly silly!"

[asper-grayson]

Asper is laughing, wiggling around, and generally having a good time

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He gently wiggled her.

"Wiggle wiggle wiggle! Wiggle wiggle wiggglleee!"

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

*Peter is milling around Nuke's window, trying to see what he's doing in there. Of course he could just portal, but he doesn't like to barge in.*

@bstandsforbabydaddy

So far, he seems to just have music playing, singing along to it.

"I'm gonna need someone to help me. I'm gonna need somebody's hand. I'm gonna need someone to hold me down."

Seems to be some type of...country?

"I'm gonna need someone to care. I'm gonna writhe and shake my body. I'll start pulling out my hair. I'm gonna cover myself with the ashes of you, and nobody's gonna give a damn!"

Might be good to knock.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

*Peter knocks at the window, smiling and shaking his head.*

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He jolts slightly before looking over, laughing lightly and going to open the window.

"Hey! Interrupting my karaoke. How dare you."

He grinned, obviously not actually bothered.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

*peter grins as he climbs in the window.*

Well, I'll care, and I'll hold you down. But you can't have my ashes. I think I'm buried somewhere out in Long Island. Wade promised to take me there, but I haven't seen it yet.

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He shut the window after Peter was inside.

"Yeah, I don't know where that is either honestly. I don't remember much from that time honestly."

He shrugged.

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

*Peter crosses his arms and gives nuke a look somewhere between amused and worried.*

Alright, what's this about poisonous insects? You trying to get some new mutations, maybe walk on walls and shoot webs outta your butt?

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He laughed lightly.

"Nah, I just have poison resistance so I was going to test that with someone. See what the threshold was."

[bstandsforbabydaddy]

Huh. Ok. So what happens when you hit the threshold? What sort of nasty symptoms are you looking out for?

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

"Paralysis was one of them for sure."

He couldn't remember all of the symptoms. Not right now.

[moved2stcrmymuses]

She wasn't anyone important. But she had habbit of getting into people busy. And Val was on her raydar.

Being Mutant, and a PI… her work was cut out for her.

Nobody supects the one fixing the stuff in the tower to be Pi. And nobody reall questions worker with her down.

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He wasn't anyone important either. Well, unless you happened to ask the right people. He'd been on missions with a few of them, mainly Bucky when he could swing it. He has made him calmer and made him laugh from time to time, an accomplishment really.

Either way, he hadn't particularly seen her around much at all, or introduced himself. So he decided to go do so now that he wasn't too busy.

His head tilted, a cat ear flicking and his tail swaying as he looked her up and down before smiling brightly.

"Haven't seen you around before. Name's Nuke."

Nuke, which sounded much more like a codename than an actual name, even as he stuck his hand out for a handshake. Friendly guy, it'd seem.

[moved2stcrmymuses]

Mac looked up from fixing the toaster. . A smile on her face. " I'm Mac, I just do repairs" she admitted well more than that. .She shook the others hand . She should be suprised because of cat ears, but she's been new york to long, and seen to many different things. Including one of avengers falling through portal into her glass tabel. But that was differen't story. " I tend to sneak around, Val always seems to want to shoot lasers at me, so i avoid her" which honestly was the truth.

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He nodded, shaking her hand before letting go.

"Understandable. I kind of come and go myself whenever I feel like it. I mainly talk to Bucky around here, honestly. Easier to get along with him I think."

He shrugged, wiggling his fingers some and shaking his hand out before letting it drop again.

"And, hey, don't be down on yourself for being maintenance. Kinda can't have shit without maintenance actually. Keeps everything up and running."

[moved2stcrmymuses]

" I saw bucky earrly I think he was yelling at blonde one Walker" She knew their names of course Mac did. Sheliterally knew everything about this place. "It's defintelly not bad job, and keeps me busy" Mac admitted. "Well yeah and Val.. is well kind of threatening, which is why I kind of live here, in one of the older rooms" it stil had starks touch. It felt weird being here.

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He tilted his head.

"I think I've seen Walker around. Definitely have heard him getting yelled at I think."

He knew their names too. Names, faces, but he never particularly talked to them unless he felt like it. Being a team player wasn't something he was opposed to, of course, but his catlike nature was very apparent.

"I bet. Maintenance seems like a busy job anyways. And around here? Definitely way more busy than normal."

He nodded.

"I don't live onsite myself. I don't think I could handle it, particularly. Glad you've got your own room though."

[moved2stcrmymuses]

" I'm pretty sure Walker maybe destoryed half of the things, " she joked, of course they were super heros it happens. " I wasn't living on sight but.. things happen and val got angry" She said " Me too, its not much , but when coffee machine breaks because sleepy deprive super soilider might broke it, I'm here" she had grin on her face.

[t4ct1c4l-fluk3]

He playfully rolled his eyes before shaking his head

"Of course he would. Explains a lot. I at least try not to break things."

He nodded.

"Of course. I just value my alone time. I can't be too too much of a team player, y'know?"

He grinned.

"Glad you're here! Although I don't know if the coffee machine breaks often or not. I don't use it. I can't drink coffee that often."

He shrugged. It was just a fact of life. Usually coffee was a last resort as he had to put a good amount of sugar and creamer into it to make it drinkable to him.