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[d3rlord-offical]

cut cause he's too lazy to do an intro for himself right now but some info should like. be here. lmao

this blog is run entirely by a d3rlord fictive. if you don't know what that is, it's basically a fictional character in a system (multiple people sharing a body) or someone so similar to the character that they share an identity and memories. for some reason he likes roleplaying himself. idk i'm not one to judge

uhh yeah. any/all pronouns. we have an avery fictive too that's just kinda here right now. red is derek and green would be avery if he ever talks

oh. also. we have yet to read the king in yellow. bro's running on knowledge from sfawtde and the @/king-in-yellow-offical mod yapping about it

[emptiness-offical]

Ooc if I get tomadachi I think I’m putting @king-in-yellow-offical @d3rlord-offical and @king-in-green-offical

(And my brothers of course)

And they will all have happy fun times

[d3rlord-offical]

do it that would be so funny

[king-in-yellow-offical]

♪— ❝Has the cage I asked about ready- why are you purple and blue-?❞

— @puzzle-piece-anon

Illl be so honest i forgot

no clue

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝I see..❞ her left arm is fully gone.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

oh

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Hm?❞ she tilts her head to the side.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

your arm is a bit, ah, missing

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Oh, I honestly forgot that it was ripped straight off of my body when traveling around.❞ she said calmly.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝It the worse, I was suck in a timeloop when I was first born until I got out at 134 — dying over and over and over and over again. . .❞ she giggles.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

interesting

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Well actually not at born, just at 18 years old. I am 96,831 years now from what I have counted and figured out. This isn't my first identity either — this is my 11,00th one before I actually figured out myself when I got out of the timeloops that came after another and another and another and another and another. . .❞

[king-in-yellow-offical]

hm. i'm 135 years old.

[d3rlord-offical]

what's happening now

[king-in-yellow-offical]

nothing??

[d3rlord-offical]

you were just purple and blue :/

[king-in-yellow-offical]

well im not anymore

[d3rlord-offical]

what the fuck was that though

[king-in-yellow-offical]

colors

[d3rlord-offical]

:| okay then

[king-in-yellow-offical]

♪— ❝Has the cage I asked about ready- why are you purple and blue-?❞

— @puzzle-piece-anon

Illl be so honest i forgot

no clue

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝I see..❞ her left arm is fully gone.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

oh

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Hm?❞ she tilts her head to the side.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

your arm is a bit, ah, missing

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Oh, I honestly forgot that it was ripped straight off of my body when traveling around.❞ she said calmly.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝It the worse, I was suck in a timeloop when I was first born until I got out at 134 — dying over and over and over and over again. . .❞ she giggles.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

interesting

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Well actually not at born, just at 18 years old. I am 96,831 years now from what I have counted and figured out. This isn't my first identity either — this is my 11,00th one before I actually figured out myself when I got out of the timeloops that came after another and another and another and another and another. . .❞

[king-in-yellow-offical]

hm. i'm 135 years old.

[d3rlord-offical]

what's happening now

[king-in-yellow-offical]

nothing??

[d3rlord-offical]

you were just purple and blue :/

[king-in-yellow-offical]

well im not anymore

[d3rlord-offical]

what the fuck was that though

[king-in-yellow-offical]

♪— ❝Has the cage I asked about ready- why are you purple and blue-?❞

— @puzzle-piece-anon

Illl be so honest i forgot

no clue

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝I see..❞ her left arm is fully gone.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

oh

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Hm?❞ she tilts her head to the side.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

your arm is a bit, ah, missing

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Oh, I honestly forgot that it was ripped straight off of my body when traveling around.❞ she said calmly.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝It the worse, I was suck in a timeloop when I was first born until I got out at 134 — dying over and over and over and over again. . .❞ she giggles.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

interesting

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Well actually not at born, just at 18 years old. I am 96,831 years now from what I have counted and figured out. This isn't my first identity either — this is my 11,00th one before I actually figured out myself when I got out of the timeloops that came after another and another and another and another and another. . .❞

[king-in-yellow-offical]

hm. i'm 135 years old.

[d3rlord-offical]

what's happening now

[king-in-yellow-offical]

nothing??

[d3rlord-offical]

you were just purple and blue :/

[king-in-yellow-offical]

♪— ❝Has the cage I asked about ready- why are you purple and blue-?❞

— @puzzle-piece-anon

Illl be so honest i forgot

no clue

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝I see..❞ her left arm is fully gone.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

oh

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Hm?❞ she tilts her head to the side.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

your arm is a bit, ah, missing

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Oh, I honestly forgot that it was ripped straight off of my body when traveling around.❞ she said calmly.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝It the worse, I was suck in a timeloop when I was first born until I got out at 134 — dying over and over and over and over again. . .❞ she giggles.

[king-in-yellow-offical]

interesting

[puzzle-piece-anon]

♪— ❝Well actually not at born, just at 18 years old. I am 96,831 years now from what I have counted and figured out. This isn't my first identity either — this is my 11,00th one before I actually figured out myself when I got out of the timeloops that came after another and another and another and another and another. . .❞

[king-in-yellow-offical]

hm. i'm 135 years old.

[d3rlord-offical]

what's happening now

[king-in-yellow-real]

Why are mad at me? If I can get Avery what he wanted, who's to say I can't do the same for you?

BECAUSE YOU GETTING AVERY WHAT HE WANTS RUINS EVERY SINGLE PLAN I HAVE EVER HAD. I NEED TO POSESS AVERY.

[voidheart-official]

I can find an Avery that is fine with being possesed. Or get you to the corporeal plane myself. I’ve done so before.

[king-in-yellow-real]

JUST GET ME AN AVERY. THAT WOULD WORK...

[king-in-yellow-offical]

i know of several!

[d3rlord-offical-2]

are we ffr right now

[king-in-yellow-offical]

hi Derek....

[d3rlord-offical-2]

hi hastur. what the fuck

[king-in-yellow-offical]

I'm just a genderless Eldritch being who likes to help its comrades

[d3rlord-offical-2]

you could like not sell avery out though

[king-in-yellow-offical]

Mmmmmmmm no

[d3rlord-offical-2]

[king-in-yellow-offical]

I never said it was gonna be your avery

[d3rlord-offical]

why does that matter

[king-in-yellow-real]

JUST WANTED TO SAY, IF YOU COULD GET ME AN AVERY, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT. WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES, PRETENDER, BUT THIS WOULD BE A HELP.

ALSO, FUCK YOU D3RLORD3. STAY OUT OF THIS.

[d3rlord-offical]

yeah uh no and no. not happening. and at least take me out to dinner first

[king-in-yellow-real]

Why are mad at me? If I can get Avery what he wanted, who's to say I can't do the same for you?

BECAUSE YOU GETTING AVERY WHAT HE WANTS RUINS EVERY SINGLE PLAN I HAVE EVER HAD. I NEED TO POSESS AVERY.

[voidheart-official]

I can find an Avery that is fine with being possesed. Or get you to the corporeal plane myself. I’ve done so before.

[king-in-yellow-real]

JUST GET ME AN AVERY. THAT WOULD WORK...

[king-in-yellow-offical]

i know of several!

[d3rlord-offical-2]

are we ffr right now

[king-in-yellow-offical]

hi Derek....

[d3rlord-offical-2]

hi hastur. what the fuck

[king-in-yellow-offical]

I'm just a genderless Eldritch being who likes to help its comrades

[d3rlord-offical-2]

you could like not sell avery out though

[king-in-yellow-offical]

Mmmmmmmm no

[d3rlord-offical-2]

[king-in-yellow-offical]

I never said it was gonna be your avery

[d3rlord-offical]

why does that matter

[singleceliorganism]

Happy Pride Month!! Remember that Derek Hutchins died for our sins.

[ilovesherlock]

first pride month without d3rlord3, rip king we wont ever forget your gay ass

[d3rlord-offical]

i'm not dead

[spookthelilguy]

News to me

[d3rlord-offical]

never said i was alive either

[ilovesherlock]

first pride month without d3rlord3, rip king we wont ever forget your gay ass

[d3rlord-offical]

i'm not dead

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

It’s almost like you can still hear him……

[d3rlord-offical]

i did zombify myself. so close enough

[ilovesherlock]

first pride month without d3rlord3, rip king we wont ever forget your gay ass

[d3rlord-offical]

i'm not dead

[all-the-urls-are-taken]

You know it's weird writing a final letter. Almost as if i have to come to terms with... Whatever this is. Which is something i find quiet displeasureable. But here i am. Why did i even record all this? I don’t know. Well i do know. I just dont wanna be forgotten. My head hurts like hell. I can feel myself slipping as we become one. And my mind becomes a prison. What a true shame it is. All the knowledge in the world and no way to use it. Thats how it should be i suppose.

We stumbled into a world we have no business in. This is the cost.

Please dont think you failed, Avery. When you read this. Dont think you let me down. You didn't. It's thanks to you, and all that you did, that millions live to see another day.

And thanks to you, I got a chance to see all the beauty in the universe. Things i never even knew were in the world. Or could be. A chance no human will ever get again. I'm grateful that i saw it all. Even if it was just for a little.

You're capable of great things. You'll do great things. So belive in yourself. And i don't say that because i saw it. It doesn't take a god for me to figure that out. I know it because i know you. Goodbye my friend.

Whatever you do at the crossroads. Keep going forward.

Or something like that.

(I was never really good with endings)

[avery-the-most-mayo]

Hi! I’m plotting your downfall :3

- @lowkeylokilies

HUH?????

[lowkeylokilies]

Let me ask some things

How long should we give him?

1 day

2-3 days

3-5 days

5 days to 1 week

Have mercy!

Voting ended onMay 25

Tags so people vote on this—I’m a being of the people :)

@thehareseyesglimmer @theyellowkinghastur @ask-the-king-in-yellow @ask-d3rlord @avery-the-most-mayo (I’ll let you vote too :) @d3r-the-golden-spartan @keytocarcosa @kinginyellowlover @averyposting @another-king-in-yellow @d3r3klord @av3ry-the-mayo @purple-avery-sfawtde @king-in-yellow-real @king-in-yellow-official (not working? Boo Tmblr) @th3-y3llow-advisor3 @at-the--crossroads @derhutchins333 @derhutchins3 @remember-who-you-ar3 @us-dms-casen333 @comprehendmybook @averymadeofmayo @judethepriest @forgott3n-lord3 @avery-no-mayo @thekingwhohappenstolikeyellow @thejesteroflostcarcosa @goldenknightofashatteredrealm @th3-k1ng-1n-y3llow @th3-k1ng-1n-y3ll0w @thekingthatlicksyou

[lowkeylokilies]

I can’t edit that anymore, but I keep finding more votes for the torture nexus, so I’m making another post.

@a-very-largemayo @d3rlord3-official @d3rlord3-offical @d3rlord-offical @thelittlekinginyellow @the-fool-in-red @charlieisntmyr3alname

Wrong ARG but it’s ok @assimilate-influence-control-a1

[d3rlord-offical]

what the hell

[lowkeylokilies]

Torture nexus :3

I’m summoning all of you, avery, and hastur I can find to see who thinks I should plot one avery’s downfall :3

[d3rlord-offical]

@king-in-yellow-offical i think we gotta kill this guy

[king-in-yellow-offical]

what is happening

[d3rlord-offical]

i dunno. but i do think this guy deserves brutal execution

[avery-the-most-mayo]

Hi! I’m plotting your downfall :3

- @lowkeylokilies

HUH?????

[lowkeylokilies]

Let me ask some things

How long should we give him?

1 day

2-3 days

3-5 days

5 days to 1 week

Have mercy!

Voting ended onMay 25

Tags so people vote on this—I’m a being of the people :)

@thehareseyesglimmer @theyellowkinghastur @ask-the-king-in-yellow @ask-d3rlord @avery-the-most-mayo (I’ll let you vote too :) @d3r-the-golden-spartan @keytocarcosa @kinginyellowlover @averyposting @another-king-in-yellow @d3r3klord @av3ry-the-mayo @purple-avery-sfawtde @king-in-yellow-real @king-in-yellow-official (not working? Boo Tmblr) @th3-y3llow-advisor3 @at-the--crossroads @derhutchins333 @derhutchins3 @remember-who-you-ar3 @us-dms-casen333 @comprehendmybook @averymadeofmayo @judethepriest @forgott3n-lord3 @avery-no-mayo @thekingwhohappenstolikeyellow @thejesteroflostcarcosa @goldenknightofashatteredrealm @th3-k1ng-1n-y3llow @th3-k1ng-1n-y3ll0w @thekingthatlicksyou

[lowkeylokilies]

I can’t edit that anymore, but I keep finding more votes for the torture nexus, so I’m making another post.

@a-very-largemayo @d3rlord3-official @d3rlord3-offical @d3rlord-offical @thelittlekinginyellow @the-fool-in-red @charlieisntmyr3alname

Wrong ARG but it’s ok @assimilate-influence-control-a1

[d3rlord-offical]

what the hell

[lowkeylokilies]

Torture nexus :3

I’m summoning all of you, avery, and hastur I can find to see who thinks I should plot one avery’s downfall :3

[d3rlord-offical]

@king-in-yellow-offical i think we gotta kill this guy

[lowkeylokilies]

Wait, me? Jerk.

[d3rlord-offical]

are you serious

what did you think the reaction was gonna be

[lowkeylokilies]

I dunno. Teehee

[d3rlord-offical]

so. you're an idiot

[lowkeylokilies]

I think idiot is a very strong word. More like… aggravator, maybe. Move first, ask questions later.

[d3rlord-offical]

that's idiot behavior. you're overly impulsive.

also what's even your motivation for this shit

[lowkeylokilies]

I dunno. I didn’t think this very far thru. I was just bored and decided to threaten Avery, then it spiraled into a torture nexus, which I love.

[d3rlord-offical]

oh my god you're stupid

[lowkeylokilies]

You’re making me want to start a torture nexus on you. Meanie

(You’re fun, I like it when mortals fight back :3)

[d3rlord-offical]

hate to break it to you but i'm already in one. that's not gonna change anything. also whether or not i'm mortal is a bit up for debate now

[lowkeylokilies]

Oh, you’re one of the ones with wacky lore. Fun.

I wonder if double torture nexus would do anything..

[d3rlord-offical]

[press x for doubt]

[avery-the-most-mayo]

Hi! I’m plotting your downfall :3

- @lowkeylokilies

HUH?????

[lowkeylokilies]

Let me ask some things

How long should we give him?

1 day

2-3 days

3-5 days

5 days to 1 week

Have mercy!

Voting ended onMay 25

Tags so people vote on this—I’m a being of the people :)

@thehareseyesglimmer @theyellowkinghastur @ask-the-king-in-yellow @ask-d3rlord @avery-the-most-mayo (I’ll let you vote too :) @d3r-the-golden-spartan @keytocarcosa @kinginyellowlover @averyposting @another-king-in-yellow @d3r3klord @av3ry-the-mayo @purple-avery-sfawtde @king-in-yellow-real @king-in-yellow-official (not working? Boo Tmblr) @th3-y3llow-advisor3 @at-the--crossroads @derhutchins333 @derhutchins3 @remember-who-you-ar3 @us-dms-casen333 @comprehendmybook @averymadeofmayo @judethepriest @forgott3n-lord3 @avery-no-mayo @thekingwhohappenstolikeyellow @thejesteroflostcarcosa @goldenknightofashatteredrealm @th3-k1ng-1n-y3llow @th3-k1ng-1n-y3ll0w @thekingthatlicksyou

[lowkeylokilies]

I can’t edit that anymore, but I keep finding more votes for the torture nexus, so I’m making another post.

@a-very-largemayo @d3rlord3-official @d3rlord3-offical @d3rlord-offical @thelittlekinginyellow @the-fool-in-red @charlieisntmyr3alname

Wrong ARG but it’s ok @assimilate-influence-control-a1

[d3rlord-offical]

what the hell

[lowkeylokilies]

Torture nexus :3

I’m summoning all of you, avery, and hastur I can find to see who thinks I should plot one avery’s downfall :3

[d3rlord-offical]

@king-in-yellow-offical i think we gotta kill this guy

[lowkeylokilies]

Wait, me? Jerk.

[d3rlord-offical]

are you serious

what did you think the reaction was gonna be

[lowkeylokilies]

I dunno. Teehee

[d3rlord-offical]

so. you're an idiot

[lowkeylokilies]

I think idiot is a very strong word. More like… aggravator, maybe. Move first, ask questions later.

[d3rlord-offical]

that's idiot behavior. you're overly impulsive.

also what's even your motivation for this shit

[lowkeylokilies]

I dunno. I didn’t think this very far thru. I was just bored and decided to threaten Avery, then it spiraled into a torture nexus, which I love.

[d3rlord-offical]

oh my god you're stupid

[lowkeylokilies]

You’re making me want to start a torture nexus on you. Meanie

(You’re fun, I like it when mortals fight back :3)

[d3rlord-offical]

hate to break it to you but i'm already in one. that's not gonna change anything. also whether or not i'm mortal is a bit up for debate now

[avery-the-most-mayo]

Hi! I’m plotting your downfall :3

- @lowkeylokilies

HUH?????

[lowkeylokilies]

Let me ask some things

How long should we give him?

1 day

2-3 days

3-5 days

5 days to 1 week

Have mercy!

Voting ended onMay 25

Tags so people vote on this—I’m a being of the people :)

@thehareseyesglimmer @theyellowkinghastur @ask-the-king-in-yellow @ask-d3rlord @avery-the-most-mayo (I’ll let you vote too :) @d3r-the-golden-spartan @keytocarcosa @kinginyellowlover @averyposting @another-king-in-yellow @d3r3klord @av3ry-the-mayo @purple-avery-sfawtde @king-in-yellow-real @king-in-yellow-official (not working? Boo Tmblr) @th3-y3llow-advisor3 @at-the--crossroads @derhutchins333 @derhutchins3 @remember-who-you-ar3 @us-dms-casen333 @comprehendmybook @averymadeofmayo @judethepriest @forgott3n-lord3 @avery-no-mayo @thekingwhohappenstolikeyellow @thejesteroflostcarcosa @goldenknightofashatteredrealm @th3-k1ng-1n-y3llow @th3-k1ng-1n-y3ll0w @thekingthatlicksyou

[lowkeylokilies]

I can’t edit that anymore, but I keep finding more votes for the torture nexus, so I’m making another post.

@a-very-largemayo @d3rlord3-official @d3rlord3-offical @d3rlord-offical @thelittlekinginyellow @the-fool-in-red @charlieisntmyr3alname

Wrong ARG but it’s ok @assimilate-influence-control-a1

[d3rlord-offical]

what the hell

[lowkeylokilies]

Torture nexus :3

I’m summoning all of you, avery, and hastur I can find to see who thinks I should plot one avery’s downfall :3

[d3rlord-offical]

@king-in-yellow-offical i think we gotta kill this guy

[lowkeylokilies]

Wait, me? Jerk.

[d3rlord-offical]

are you serious

what did you think the reaction was gonna be

[lowkeylokilies]

I dunno. Teehee

[d3rlord-offical]

so. you're an idiot

[lowkeylokilies]

I think idiot is a very strong word. More like… aggravator, maybe. Move first, ask questions later.

[d3rlord-offical]

that's idiot behavior. you're overly impulsive.

also what's even your motivation for this shit

[lowkeylokilies]

I dunno. I didn’t think this very far thru. I was just bored and decided to threaten Avery, then it spiraled into a torture nexus, which I love.

[d3rlord-offical]

oh my god you're stupid