Lowkeylyyying

I can be called a buncha stuff, but the official ones are: Loki, Athmos, or the Bitchass Archfae. Ignore the occasional “not” lies :3

[lowkeylokilies]

This is my normal human face! I am a normal human with a face!

The human who’s actually here below cut

Hi! This is a gimmick/rp sideblog of the main me @froggysbloggy

You can see more about me there, otherwise, hang on and do(n’t) listen to the lies.

[theyellowkinghastur]

OOC:

shits been crazy chat lowk forgot to say I'm not posting for a loooong ass while cause I'm moving across the US (currently posting from Tennessee on the road to NY)

ssooo sorry bout that !! not missing, and blogs not abandoned just on a break for a week or so more (still won't have reliable wifi for a good bit o time)

dw y'all the drama queen in yellow shall return at some point soon

[lowkeylokilies]

:)

[lowkeylokilies]

okay, why do you wanna torture me so badly?

- @avery-the-most-mayo

I dunno. Funny? Maybe it funny?

I dunno.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

Hi! I’ve been watching the thing that made that “torture nexus”, and.. a few times, it’s almost seemed.. lonely or something? I know better than anyone that it’s… itself, but this is unusual. If, perhaps, it isn’t too much to ask, I bet you could inspire it to get less evil. I’m not sure.

No obligation, I know the task that would be, because we have history.. but it would do a service. Y’know?

huh okay

i can definitely try

i don’t want anyone to feel lonely

[lowkeylokilies]

I- what? Who does this little- [annoyed grumbling] stupid cat. I’m not lonely, you’re lonely!

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

you should join avery’s polycule

PLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEE

[lowkeylokilies]

I’m holding this against you.

Not jealous at all. I’m definitely not interested in the connection that you all have with each other.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

You are not real.

You are not special.

Your existence doesn't matter.

You are an insignificant speck of dust in the vastness of the universe.

You are nothing.

You are nothing.

You are nothing

You are nothing.

no no no shut up shut up

i’m real i’m special and i remember who i am

…you matter, aves

you mean a lot to a lot of people

remember that

[lowkeylokilies]

Hey, torturing him is my and the King’s job, you screw off, rando.

(Why the hell am I being protective of this guy? Character development? That’s dumb as fuck.)

[lowkeylokilies]

You all decided, boring that you are

Stupid cat wanted mercy too

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

so you’re just… a big cat now basically?

ohhhh Der isn’t gonna believe me when i tell him about this

- @avery-the-most-mayo

nnnjjoooooooodontetrellltheknfiihht

dheemakeifunjofme

mmmmemeeeeeeaaaannnn

[avery-the-most-mayo]

okay okayyy i won’t tell him (yet)

it’s weird to see you all… not trying to insult or torment people

it’s kinda a nice change honestly

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

hhhggffffnodonttellehimseversfsll

mean

deerejkismeantodme

jmsbsalwaysmniciesforeveroksyveryniceking.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

i mean i wouldn’t call trying to take over my body, almost killing Derek, hypnotizing me, putting Moea in a bird cage, torturing Astrum for bringing me food, trying to get my sister to say the spell, giving all the Dereks chronic pain, showing me visions of my boyfriend dying, and who knows what else very nice

*Avery sighs.*

…but i won’t tell him

i promise

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

jtsnktmyfaultthatyouosrestupudandsruff

youjeutdontundsrrdtsndit

ijustwannasheohouhelpyouudbwrstand

[avery-the-most-mayo]

help me understand..? what do you mean?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

imntotauposiwdtobebunhereifsnotgoodforanynoduthisisnbarbafbarbabfabfbad

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[avery-the-most-mayo]

????

are you saying you’re not supposed to be in here?? like here on tumblr??

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

imsuposedtobeonchargebigbigbigyesimnanhrynow.

mad!

!!!!!

[avery-the-most-mayo]

ok don’t be mad!! can we chill out for a bit??

you’re pretty alright when you’re not all angry

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

mmmmrrrrr…….

makeverybodystipti

mmmmsddddggggrr

miau

[avery-the-most-mayo]

did you just go miau

hey… is it true that eldritch gods like you don’t really get actual affection ever? is that why you’re acting like a big cat basically?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

hhhhgggggggaberyaberyabryaberyabruebya

gfgrrrrrmmm

[he melts a little further into the ground.]

[avery-the-most-mayo]

*Avery hesitates for a moment, before sighing.*

okay, you are a lot less scary like this…

*Scritch scritch.*

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

aaaaaaavvvbbrerrrrrryyyyyy

miau

[avery-the-most-mayo]

*Avery starts scritching a little more. Why is it kind of… endearing? He smiles a little.*

you really like the scratches, huh?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

yourenjceilikeuouyoirenice

[avery-the-most-mayo]

*Avery blinks, raising his eyebrows in surprise before the smile returns to his face.*

you’re pretty nice right now too

*He scratches both sides of the King’s face while giggling.*

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

youshouldvemyrfruebdfriendwithmeforeverokay

[the king ping-pongs itself between his hands.]

[avery-the-most-mayo]

you… wanna be my friend?

*Avery giggles again.*

i mean, i’ll be your friend as long as you promise to not try and hurt me or hypnotize me again, okay?

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

mmmmmpppppphhhh

[the king sticks out a very cute, very pink tongue in a positively adorable ‘blep’.]

[avery-the-most-mayo]

*Avery’s composure breaks at the sight and he coos, squishing the King’s face gently between his hands.*

ohhhh my god you’re blepping

why is that so cute? how are you being cute??

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

[the king’s tongue wiggles, reaching up and booping himself on the nose.]

aaaaaaaaavvvvbvvbbvrrrrrryyyyyyyymmmeewwww

[avery-the-most-mayo]

*Avery laughs.*

you really like that i’m here, huh?

*He scritches the side of its head, a spot near where you’d scratch behind a dog or cat’s ear.*

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

ggrrrrrmmm

pppphhhhbbbbllllll

yousfruppisedtobehwrebehereforeveeyeahywaywyseyssyesyesyesyesyesyes

uouagreeyestesyeysyeysyezysyesyesyyes

??????

[avery-the-most-mayo]

*Avery laughs a bit more.*

sure, yeah, i can hang out with you here!!

*It’s hard to say no to something acting so cute, even if it’s an eldritch god.*

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

youageeforeverandverbpkayyousaidsyesyesyesyesyeysyesysyesyyesavwryhereforeger

[the king tackles into avery, but he’s small and light and fluffy and so cute, and he’s just snuggling.]

[lowkeylokilies]

So the vessel that stonewalled you can pet you fine, but I’m mean? You’re hugging him! And yet I’m evil or whatever.

[avery-the-most-mayo]

G̸̵̶̸̴̙͔̥̥͖̱̝ͩͣ̑̀̀͘ ̸͓̜̥̫͕̳̞̹̰̩̠̐͞ᵗ̛̪͈̱͓̓̂͐͡ ̙̙̳͖̺̰̖̟̜̾ͣ̑̌͏̢̧͟҉̧̨͟͢͜͝ₑ̵̶̴̨̨̨̛̛͍̘̗̪̲͕̘͖̤̈͒̓̀̚͘͟͟͞͝͝͞ ̸̷̵̧̡͙̝̜̞͎̥͉̃ͮͦ̒̂͊̓́̕̕͟͜͜͜͠͝͠͠ᵃ̷̡̧̦͚̺̻̤̭͕̼͉ͦͣ́̀̕͢͡͞ ̷̨̨̡̜̥̣͓̣͍͔̜͕̱̙͛̿ͦ̔̈́̈́̑ͯ̀͘͟͜͢͡͠͝͞͏͞D̡̖̲̊ͬ͗ͧ҉̸̧̛̀̀́́́̕͢e̷̡̝̬͔͉̱̞̣̹̯ͣͣ̈́ͨͩ̈̈ļ̸̮͙̱̙̠̙̫̊͛̾ͪ̋ͧ̃́̕̕ţ̸̸̷͉̭͓͇̉͊ͤ͘͜͡͠ͅ҉̴͘͠ą̶̛̛̛̛̲͕͈̕͢͟͢͡͡͝͡͠ ̴̟̙̙̤͇̞̱͍̀͢͜͡ᵈ̜̼̗͇̟̭̫̖̯͇̩̏ͨ͜͠҉̢́̀͘͟͟͟͟͠͠ ͔̱̲̻͍ͧͯA̴̸̰̦̼͍̙̋̊ͤ͆ͦ̚̚͜͏̶͢ļ̵̵̴̴̨̀͊́͘͝͠͝͝f̴̡͖̭̣̤̥̣͍̬͒ͯ̃̉̓̃͛̓҉͏a̷̸̷̧̛̛̜̻͖̗̓̊̀̕͘͡͝͞͝͞͞͞ ̧̛̏̄̀̈́͆ͪͥͯ͡͏̸̶̨̛͢͢ᵘ̧͎̺̕ ͕̹̝͇̦̮̮̹̮̘͛͛̽̈͌͑ͩ̆͘͏͠A̱͝͞ļ̮͔̬̺͇ͨͤͮ̈́̀̀́͟͟f̵̸̸̸̶̥̳̰͚̤̬̺ͤ͢͠͡͠ȃ̵͉̖̤͈̙͍̜̺̼̝͉̙ͦ́͜͡͝͏̴̧̧҉̴̶̷̡̢̛ ̢̱̮͔͎̦̟̤ͩ̽͛͆ͪ̋̕͜͞͠͏̵̕͏̛͘ˣ̸̛̮̥̘̬̰̍̂̒ͥ̅̒͜͟͢͟͞͝͝ͅ ̷̢̨͇̣͍͚̤͚̉̈́͐͋̽̐́̕͜͡ₛ̞̥ͫ͆̊̾̀́̂͟ ̷̡̨̡̧̻͉͔̠̮̯̩̭͕̺̰̗ͧ̈́̀̎̔͛͒͢͠͞͏̴̵͝ʲ̴̨͈̞̊͑͒̇͏̵̧̛̀̀͞͠͞͝ ̡̥ͬ̂̏̏̅̇̈́ₕ̴̷̹̣̖̗̪̳̝̻̪̩̉̌̊̈́̂̌ͦ͜͟͡͞҉̵҉̶̛͜ ̡̘̟͚̪͓̾ͅ҉̷̡̧́͢͝͝͏̧̧̕͡ᵃ̴̢̢̯͍̖̺̥̪͈͎͈̲̠̗̍͢҉̴̨̢̧ ̵͈̝͓̳̩̥̯̖̆̎ͥ̇̀͠͡҉

A taste of the nexus’ confusion.

You know who I am, but if you don’t

@lowkeylokilies

i’m glad everyone voted for no torment because what

[lowkeylokilies]

Boo, boring

[velleity-2x]

random king that no one invited:

[lowkeylokilies]

Brother is so lonely he’d actively third-wheeling just to have company :|

[avery-the-most-mayo]

It’s nearly time for the! :D

time for the what???

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

its the .

[avery-the-most-mayo]

[lowkeylokilies]

They knew of the torture nexus.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I see we’re listing names for you to emoji rate.

@lowkeylokilies . This one.

👎

[lowkeylokilies]

Well I won’t pet you if your like that. Apologize.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

☹️

[lowkeylokilies]

Closer. I’m not sure there’s a sorry emoji, but your infinite knowledge can find an analog.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

🚫

[lowkeylokilies]

Bad! No pets! 🥀

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

👍

[lowkeylokilies]

Ok I’m getting mixed signals. I’m petting you to blow off my confusion

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

😠

[lowkeylokilies]

Get comfy, eldritch twink, we’re gonna be here a while.✨

[lowkeylokilies]

I’m still petting.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I see we’re listing names for you to emoji rate.

@lowkeylokilies . This one.

👎

[lowkeylokilies]

Well I won’t pet you if your like that. Apologize.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

☹️

[lowkeylokilies]

Closer. I’m not sure there’s a sorry emoji, but your infinite knowledge can find an analog.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

🚫

[lowkeylokilies]

Bad! No pets! 🥀

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

👍

[lowkeylokilies]

Ok I’m getting mixed signals. I’m petting you to blow off my confusion

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

😠

[lowkeylokilies]

Get comfy, eldritch twink, we’re gonna be here a while.✨

[unknownwitness]

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I see we’re listing names for you to emoji rate.

@lowkeylokilies . This one.

👎

[lowkeylokilies]

Well I won’t pet you if your like that. Apologize.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

☹️

[lowkeylokilies]

Closer. I’m not sure there’s a sorry emoji, but your infinite knowledge can find an analog.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

🚫

[lowkeylokilies]

Bad! No pets! 🥀

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

👍

[lowkeylokilies]

Ok I’m getting mixed signals. I’m petting you to blow off my confusion

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I see we’re listing names for you to emoji rate.

@lowkeylokilies . This one.

👎

[lowkeylokilies]

Well I won’t pet you if your like that. Apologize.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

☹️

[lowkeylokilies]

Closer. I’m not sure there’s a sorry emoji, but your infinite knowledge can find an analog.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

🚫

[lowkeylokilies]

Bad! No pets! 🥀

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

I see we’re listing names for you to emoji rate.

@lowkeylokilies . This one.

👎

[lowkeylokilies]

Well I won’t pet you if your like that. Apologize.

[ask-the-king-in-yellow]

☹️

[lowkeylokilies]

Closer. I’m not sure there’s a sorry emoji, but your infinite knowledge can find an analog.