Got That Hog In Me

Mrs Piggy please hit my lineeeee

[da-big-pig]

no intro post you witness my greatness and stay or you go into the hay

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[fagstaynight]

[da-big-pig]

:D

[da-big-pig]

Elton John if he was cool and awesome: Don’t go breakin’ my hog-rt

[da-big-pig]

Mud isn’t the only thing I’m rolling in

[da-big-pig]

Fun Pig Facts!

1: Pigs don’t have sweat glads which is why they enjoy having fun in the mud!

2: Pigs symbolize wealth, luck and prosperity!

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[da-big-pig]

I keep forgetting that damn pig Pokémon’s name is it like the chongus or some shit

[da-big-pig]

NO WAY.

[da-big-pig]

I keep forgetting that damn pig Pokémon’s name is it like the chongus or some shit

[da-big-pig]

my lawyers are recommending I don’t address the current controversy at this time

[da-big-pig]

the only thing huffing and puffing here is me

[anthonycrowley]

being in love is great except for Oh God The Hog

[anthonycrowley]

is The Hog a metaphor? no. The Hog is unfortunately very much real.

[anthonycrowley]

is The Hog a sex thing? of course not, get your mind out of the gutter. The Hog is. well. a hog.

[anthonycrowley]

so what is The Hog and how does it relate to my love life? well my boyfriend lives in the middle of nowhere and his neighbor has a pig that they either let out or gets out (unclear) all the time. and i have yet to see The Hog but my boyfriend told me he’s not friendly. so every time i visit my boyfriend’s house i get out of my car and think about this hog. and go Oh God The Hog. what if The Hog is here to get me. this is a real problem i am having in my actual real life.

[hunny--hunny]

quick ! the exorsexists aren't mad enough ! start using more xenogenders and micro labels ! start using more neopronouns ! choose a " weird " name ! be more loud ! don't shut up when they tell you to !

[da-big-pig]

This swine is hog wild for neopronouns

[lassflores]

The one and only #MissPiggy 🩷

[sagaofthevalley]

Tried picocad for the first time

(First ever 3d design so be kind please 😭🩷)

[da-big-pig]

I’m the only sane swine in a world that whines

[da-big-pig]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[da-big-pig]

hog on top and in the slop