how do i fly this plane

Consider eatig a large soup. april + she/her + 28

[certainly-april]

Fit tonite :)

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[dogpuppy]

how i feel after eating yogurt ✨

That’s like protein yogurt + protein granola or soemthing

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[yorkshirearthurdent]

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

[beardedmrbean]

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

cats are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.

[adding-girls-to-posts]

catgirls are small, simple, radially symmetrical creatures with no skeleton or brain. they survive off of whatever detritus happens to find its way to them, typically chunks of plastic and a bowl of wet food.

[a-sentient-cup]

[epicsause-official]

d*mn!

[joosiebamboosie]

This webbed site

[pancakerabbit10011]

[eraserheadadult]

can i be real with you i'm gonna start biting people

[shingojira]

[kushblazer666]

brits get so mad when you say that “scroffy tiggins” does not seem like an appetizing dish. they start pretending that they still live like freidrich engels is doing ethnography on them

[kushblazer666]

obviously ‘scroffy tiggins’ is not a real british dish but these are the kinds of foods that britons actually eat that i had in mind when i posted this:

bubble and squeak

stargazey pie

toad in the hole

spotted dick

neeps and tatties

rumbledethumps

cullen skink

wet nelly

and of course, i would be remiss if i didn’t mention

faggots

[kushblazer666]

person in my notes:

a picture of stargazey pie, straight off wikipedia:

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

Woke remake of no country for old men called yass cunty for young women

[trans-pickles]

i don't think bodily autonomy for minors should be a luck of the draw type thing where you have to cross your fingers that your parents are chill about it.