A great misfortune

[daamn-dude]

Dropped out of school

Still smarter than half of these assholes in my town

[daamn-dude]

Sad watching a bright little girl turn into a person that speaks less words than me

[daamn-dude]

I wish you could see me

[aestheticacadema]

[stability]

[yallstillhere]

[youngslutjapanese]

[yesiamyourgoddess-deactivated20]

⚜

[unsouring-deactivated20160511]

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety

[correctdichotomy]

(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

[joshpeck]

[undertheskin2013]

[leemah31-deactivated20171221]

This used to be me

[marqweabyss]

Be trippin over my words n shit 😂

[thechanelmuse]

Oh. My. Damn.

[thabootyscholar]

He did this……in J E A N S

[thechanelmuse]

He didn’t even look at the fucking rim…

[daamn-dude]

Stop being so attractive please it's making it hard to live with myself lol

[forever90s]

[tamper]

[crimewave420]

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

[paperbeatsscissors]

my grave