DabidiDubidi

agender goblin, any pronouns, but I'm most used to he/him we need to bakushin faster than anyone ever did

[snakesinsocks2005]

Oh hey it happened again

Here ya go, champs

[evilwizard]

wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!

[elvis-official]

Oh yeah watch this *Hip thrust with murderous intent*

[evilwizard]

elvis i will put you back in the orb i swear

[goatsandgangsters]

an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc

and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean

and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere

horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.

and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader

I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight

language is amazing

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[hearted-words]

Tumblr meets Hallmark

[wxllnxss-deactivated20220117]

you never know!

[valimations-deactivated20231003]

You Never Know!

[unexploredblue]

You never know!

[ash1mari]

You never know!

[beardedmrbean]

[poetrylesbian]

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

[killer-fille]

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

[wario-land]

I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program

[wario-land]

Target audience right here!! The joy of gaming and sharing it with others is the reason i post and i made this blog. Enjoy the Kirbyses very much, and do remember to support the official release whenever possible

[namcoarcade]

reblog this to hug me

[sreidos]

where are my naked 3D grannies

[sreidos]

pre-order cancelled

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[olliemnjones]

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Because the notes are full of people arguing over which game is better

[theinstagrahame]

And like, I don't think it was unreasonable for the kid to expect the game to work. They paid for it, they had the right equipment to play it. Video games used to be un-patchable, they just had to run.

If a game needs a Day 1 patch to even run all the way through, that's a failure of everyone in the Publishing chain.

[crayongirl]

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[punished-venom-solitair-e]

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[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[gyaradont]

reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from

[duamuteffe]

[beardedmrbean]

[piipstachio]

f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

[piipstachio]

every time this post gains notes again I am reminded of my pain and sufferings

[piipstachio]

my favorite so far

[memewhore]

[hoplitis]

[halozeta]

The all time winner:

[my-dailydreams]