Rhymes

My Piñata son doesn’t have to live up to your standards. SHALOM BIATCH

[dabpapi69]

Me: I’m broke

College:

[dabpapi69]

Kisses are like cocaine to you. And I love feeding your addiction.

[dabpapi69]

Everyone else: Why does it take you an hour to get ready?

Zoey and I: *Spends 25 minutes dancing in the mirror and gassing ourselves up*

[the-dog-without-fear]

Murdock and his BFF, Charlie and my work.

[dabpapi69]

When the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never cause a dance with devil might last you forever. -Immortal Technique “Dance with the Devil” 6:22

[dabpapi69]

Fucked around with beats and accidentally wrote a 8 minute song. Deep af

[memehumor]

Dealbreaker!

[dabpapi69]

@ zoey

[dabpapi69]

You could spend $0 on me but I’d be just fine knowing you spent your time with me.

[memehumor]

Depression

[memehumor]

Touché

[dabpapi69]

Just learned how to shotgun a cup. 1:57 am at a McDonald’s. Don’t question anything

[dabpapi69]

Your girl might be thicc but my girl smart and thic so she’s thic²

[besitoschris]

my boyfriend just broke his elbow and if we ever break up I have that “I don’t care that you broke your elbow” vine on hold

[dabpapi69]

If you think for a single second I’m gonna subject my grown ass to yet another season of Jersey Shore you are absolutely fucking right it’s fucking T-Shirt time bitch.