Spare Change?

[ RP Side Blog for Killua Zoldyck. This is 99.9% crack ]

[dabumkillu]

[ continued from here ]

{ @ignisxsicarius }

“ Aww c’mon man, don’t tell me you ain’t singin’ christmas songs! It’s already December! “ he breathes in.

“ JACK FROST NIPPING AT YOUR NOSE- “

[dabumkillu]

ignisxsicarius:

——-♜Killua stares at his carbon copy, eyes narrowed and arms folded.

          “Really? This is it? That’s not even that many chocorobos.” A sigh, fingers making their way through feathery locks. “Whatever, I guess you can stay. But you better not make a mess or do anything stupid.” The regret was already creeping in.

At first it had seemed like the older and much more grungy Killua was fighting a losing battle. He was on his last leg, till the last sentence was said from the other. Boy did that change things.

“AH NO WORRIES MATE. YOU CAN COUNT ON ME! I’ll cook, clean and even pick the lint from your toes!” with that being said, he scooped the younger counterpart and spun him around.

This would probably get him clawed but he didn’t care. He was overcome with happiness.

[dabumkillu]

ignisxsicarius:

——-♜ Eyes stay firm, unwavering even as the other starts to explain his stash of chocorobos. Was it worth it?

          “How much chocorobos is a life supply to you? As we both know a life can end in mere seconds so technically that could be zilch. Now you gotta prove the goods to me before I can make any promises based off said goods.” There was no way there could be that much chocolate, Killua 2.0 only had such a big bag. Killua wouldn’t be sucked in with fake fantasies of never ending chocorbos.

“Hmm...let’s uh, see what we got in the bag of magic and wonders huh?” This was going to be embarrassing. All he did have was his hiker bag. Granted, it was hefty and looked to be full. However, only 80% of it was chocorobos while the rest was life supplies. The Albino bum slowly removed the bag and unzipped it, dumping all of the compartments in front of his younger self.

“...Did I mention I could cook...?”

[dabumkillu]

ignisxsicarius:

——-♜ “Screw off.” Killua narrows his eyes, sticking his tongue out.

           “I’m pretty sure if it wasn’t an option that’d be illegal so… What’s in it for me? I’m not gonna let you steal my place of peace, food, and slumber for free after all.”

“...” there could have been so much said at that point in time. Killua was seconds away from snatching off his younger counterpart’s pinwheel and using it as a frisbee for the stay dogs. However, he needed to stay on the lad’s good side. His face first showed a glare, but softened as he took a deep breath.

“Look fam, I got you. Anything you want, I can get it. I may be broke but I got a stash of stuff I stole. Trust me when I say I got a life’s supply of chocorobos that can do us both good. Whaddya say?”

If he said no, desperate measures would be taken.

[dabumkillu]

ignisxsicarius:

——-♜ It only takes .5 seconds of Killua staring at his counterpart to say, “No.”

           “Why, pray tell, would I let you stay with me?” A roll of his eyes, a shake of his hand. “You would steal all my chocolate.” Killua huffs, crossing his arms over his chest. Why would his doppleganger (well, besides the fact he was both older, taller, and had longer hair) suddenly ask for his aid? Killua couldn’t help but snicker some to himself.

“...You didn’t hear me correctly. Let me dumb it down for ya since it didn’t render the first time.” the older counterpart cleared his throat that was probably full of cobwebs and mcdonalds. “I’m crashing at your place. Why? I’m broke, poor and need a place to stay. There isn’t an option here bucko, cause I’m the boss.”

[dabumkillu]

[ @ignisxsicarius ]

“Heeeeeeeeeeey cuzo. Look, I know it’s been like...a long time since I last saw ya but here me out- I’m broke. I’m poor. I got no place to go. Would you find it in the goodness of that blackened soulless heart of yours to let me crash with ya? It’d only be for a few days...weeks...months...maybe a year or two, not too long at all!”