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Candy Darling on her Deathbed, 1973, colourised. ❤️ Didn't want to take my makeup off yet so had a little cute photoshoot in my room at 2am after the @burlesqueathome show last night ❤️. Swipe for me laughing at @misspetty_p who was taking the photo 🤡 Featuring my newest ink baby Gunter from @hanus_tattoo 😻 ____________________________ Hair: @websterwigs, cut & styled by me (Non-feather❤️) boa: @sequinshowstoppers MELANCHOLIABLACKBILE.COM ____________________________ #melancholiablackbile #dragqueen #queer #candydarling #model #muse #trans #transgender #lgbtq #transisbeautiful #androgynous #czechdragqueen #czechdrag #praguedrag #prague #dragperformer #altdrag #draglesque #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #queerartist #pink #cute #kawaii #showghoul #showgirl #plushies #adventuretime #penguin #makeup (at Prague, Czech Republic) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGFiDx0JQAt/?igshid=lszr4m0ihsoa

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tenaciousdcepticon24

This joke was beyond ahead of its time

That's Ms. Dietrich to you

#Marlene Dietrich #hollywood #old hollywood #vintage #androgynous #30s #hollywood glamour #glamour #drag queen #impersonation #queer #trans

#clinic #nurse #medical #medical mask #syringe #hot nurse #melancholiablackbile #gloves #latex #medical gloves #stethoscope #doctor #onlyfans

atomic-chronoscaph

Shock Treatment (1981)

imsoglitter

RHPS is so relatable...

Brad: Secretly pretty gay

Janet: Sleeps with two men at the first sign of a minor inconvenience

Riff Raff: Will murder for attention

Magenta: Just wants to go home

Columbia: Hides her depression behind glitter and makeup

Frank: Loses his shit over a basic blonde boy

Rocky: Has been alive for three (3) minutes is already complaining

Eddie: Shows up, plays a sick sax solo, and dies

Dr. Scott: Crashes a party to complain about his relatives

The Criminologist: Has nothing to do with what happened, just lives for the Drama TM

insomniac-arrest

before you ACT, THINK

Does it:

create yearning

make you sick with want

increase the physical ache to be held

contribute to longing eye contact across the room

force you to lie down like a Victorian waif undone by a single touch

make Oscar Wilde proud

certified-serious-moonlight-sim

Jimmy Page: *had a several-year long relationship with a minor and hid underage girls in the closet so people wouldn't know and nobody bats an eye*

John Lennon: *homophobic, antisemitic, beat his girlfriends, abandoned his first wife and son after cheating on his wife and then fucked off with Yoko and left the two poor and struggling and didn't leave them shit in his will, then acted like he was the greatest fucking gift the grace this earth*

Everyone: He was the closest thing we had to Jesus, you can't say shit about John Lennon!

Steven Tyler: *forces parents to sign away their 16 year old daughter so he can marry her, knocks her up and then forces her to have an abortion*

Everyone: He is a legend, an absolute rock god, a true star.

Michael Jackson: *touches little kids and sleeps with them*

Everyone: No he didn't! How dare you disrespect his legacy like that!

David Bowie: *refuses to kiss Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth because she is 14 and he is in his mid 30's, fires his drummer for sending him underage girls, was accused of a rape that resulted in the victim getting AIDS but was proven false, writes the song Shopping For Girls to call out pedos, worked really hard to clean up despite the media demonizing him for being a cocaine addict, took full responsibility for the fascist statements he made while high on cocaine, became an active member of rock against racism and called mtv out for being racist*

Everyone: He was a scummy piece of pedo nazi shit, you shouldn't mourn that disgusting aids infested coke whore. Fuck you, sympathizer.

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David Bowie: Hey, Iggy. What are you drinking?

Iggy Pop: Almond milk.

David Bowie:

geniusoflove

im so tired of everything i want everyone to start dressing like freaks n club kids n teens on talk shows in the 90s bc their parents are worried theyre going to hell for being goth. fuck minimalism fuck instagram fuck most fashion if you dont look like a clown go to hell im not kidding. you boring bitch.

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If you’re ever having a bad day, here’s 100 pictures of David Bowie’s smile

I'm the girl you'd die for 💀🌺👻 . #dragqueen#dragperformer#glampire#czechdrag#czechdragqueen#dragula#pink#choker#hololatex#wig#dragmakeup#goth#gothicgirl#softgoth#entertainer#showgirl#dragulabarbie#dragmonster#horror#horrorqueen#melancholiablackbile#ghoul#gay#queer#lgbtq#prague#praguepride#stayqueerasfuck (at Prague, Czech Republic) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0GKfIII1Lt/?igshid=1doc24uxmpa6n

gta-usti-nad-labem

Moodboards for my Family™️ Squad 😄

@pissed-off-emo-pumpkin

@zahrobie

Me

@zingiber-santi

@melancholiablackbile

@unicornsjoke

cloudvelundr

I’ve been seeing a lot of threat posts lately and honestly? Fuck that shit. People could have made nice posts but no - y’all gotta go and give people anxiety. No-one needs to reblog bupkis.

aplpaca

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

urbanism

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

vardaelcntari

That’s it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass

nimium-amatrix-ingenii-sui

The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:

25 July 1938 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. … I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully

J.R.R. Tolkien.

(Letter 30)

The Hobbit wasn’t published in German until 1957.

correspondingnerd

This might just be the politest “fuck you” ever written.

geekandmisandry

W.h.a.t.

bramblepatch

Not just “I wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I don’t,” but also “you do realize that’s not what ‘Aryan’ actually means, right,” and “you guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.”