disaster bi in action

currently juggling about 7 hyperfixations and an engineering degree | isabelle | 20 | she/her | twitter: dadd_ilf

[dadd-ilf]

ketamine?? is weird

[imwiththevampires]

I sure give bella a lot of shit for falling apart over her relationship of 5 months ending but you know what?? I too would 100% be catatonic if my emo, immortal vampire love left me with no explanation

[dadd-ilf]

no offense but some frat boys are good?

like yea a lot are scum bags but some??? wholesome degenerates that just wanna have a great time??? i saw a boy play air guitar and headbang to you belong with me by taylor swift???? one of my friends just runs up and picks me up sometimes bc he’s excited to see me??? they always offer me cocaine if they’re doing lines?? like no thanks but i appreciate the offer???

[dadd-ilf]

i’m gonna lose my mind i told my friend i was in the hospital for a suicide attempt and he just goes “oh my god i’m so sorry.... i have some chocolate milk would that help” like not really but you’re doing your best

[bieddiediaz]

cleaning up today // found that old zepplin shirt you wore (@spiderrpcrker)

[labias]

I love getting called baby like Yes it’s true I am a baby but most importantly I am Your baby so please say it again

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

[suchacomfycloset]

[venomous-tatertots]

Anyone else notice in the comics when Venom speaks to childen their teeth change into human teeth to appear less threatening?

[trinketsandtangles]

I hate to break it to him but this is actually more terrifying.

[aprilludgatewillruleusall]

He’s trying!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Venom: HELLO HUMAN CHILD

I AM A REGULAR HUMAN LIKE YOU

DO NOT BE ALARMED

BEHOLD MY MOUTH FULL OF REGULAR INFERIOR HUMAN TEETH

Terrified Child: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

[dadd-ilf]

he’s doing his best ok

[dadd-ilf]

as if we needed Any more proof that the academy is Bullshit they really overlooked taron for the best actor nomination huh

[dadd-ilf]

just got dumped for being too Broken to be with who wants to go on a bender!

[depsidase]

[dadd-ilf]

upon reflection i’ve realized i’ve accidentally gotten myself involved in a real life “grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one” fanfic situation help

[pukicho]

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I'd use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

[pukicho]

I simply did not mention the horny

[dadd-ilf]

sometimes i forget that not everyone is severely depressed/using humor to cope i told this guy i’m talking to “lol i wanna die” and he got so sad and asked what was wrong????? homie this is just how i am

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[theavengers]

Marvel Studios’ Black Widow - Official Teaser Trailer

[sepulchritude]

You can tell how someone’s mental health is doing by paying attention to how much emphasis they put on the line “I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all” when they’re singing bohemian rhapsody

[thenerdyindividual]