Fashionably Late

Handsome Jack extravaganza 24/7

[winterswake]

[jackkdaniels]

I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker

[jackkdaniels]

but the guy i respect MOST is the unapologetic villainfucker. "yeah he did that shit and it was sexy" fuckers. "was the wanton murder fun babe it looked fun" fuckers. these guys know where it's at

[handsomejagoff]

here’s some stills from the video i posted earlier per request 🫰🏻

[krotiation]

i haven't seen anyone make rhys a bard in a fantasy au which is a crime frankly so i had to draw it... plus necromancer jack bc duh

[winterswake]

Timothy Lawrence, a performer™

+ bonus

[theoperatonight]

the ceo is not immune

[lexsnotdead]

jathena + third wheel tim

[purge-that-urge-rhackathon]

if Handsome Jack was a wizard his favorite spell would be ‘hocus chokus’

[kyoshich]

borderlands!siren AU commission for sweet @scootsaboot! thank you!

(still love Rhack so fucking much)

[bl-giftexchange]

To: @gravy-navy

From: @lostthebucky

[morpheusdreamt]

An attempt at reposting this 🥲

[sockopera]

beautiful, graceful man

[injuries-in-dust]

So the AI art industry might be done before it had a chance to get started.

In other news, PETA might have accidentally done something good, for once.

[sicklizardmeme]

checked and this is all true, but also i found this hilarous pun on one of the articles

[image id: black text on white, reads "(CNN)- Monkey ©️. Monkey don't." end id.]

[scholarlypidgeot]

Thank you, Naruto the Macaque

[beepsdownaburrow-deactivated202]

PETA taking AI 'art' with it into Mount Doom in its insane pursuit of legal anthropomorphism

[she-is-amused]

What a relief that the solution to growing technological horrors can at least sometimes be ‘introduce a monkey to the equation’.

[corvidae-quills]

[greater-than-the-sword]

HMMMMMM

[viasolaris]

hiii here’s a little blast from the past 😉

[swtnf]

[swtnf]

*poor dear*

[purge-that-urge-rhackathon]

Limited time fic commissions!

Hi y’all long time no see! (i’ve been major stealth back here hahahah!)

I’m opening a few slots for fic commissions AWWW YISSS I know I’ve been MIA (it’s been a rough-ass year and im trying to get back into writing and also pursue creative stuff to reopen my ko-fi shop cuuuz retail and my father killed my soul) sooo here we are :D

YAY!___φ(^∇^ )ノ ♡ ♡ ♡

I’m pretty open to write anything so send me a DM here! If you’re curious/unsure about the subject matter/characters (especially if I haven’t written them yet), you can send a message or an ask! (it can be on anon if you’re shy/uncertain and just wanna check, but i’m discrete if you wanna normal message :D).

At least 500 word fics for 2 kofis ($6 USD). I’ll have 5 slots available (i’m going to try to write these really quickly!) and if there’s interest I’ll probably open more :) Please don’t send the ko-fi until you’ve directly messaged me first :D I wanna be sure I can write your fic request :D

1. Bottom!Jack/Tim- Going Off-Script 2. Nisha/Jack/Rhys- Breaking and Entering 3. Rhys/Jack- Silk and Surprises 4. 5.

Past commission works :)

1. Rhys/zer0- Electric Six 2. Rhys/Jack omega jack- Pride or Something like it 3. Jack/Rhys/Tim- A Curse and a Blessing 4. Jack/Rhys/Tim- Touchy 5. Jack/Rhys- Rebound

You guys know the type of content I usually write but i’m totally down for other pairings/content/whatevs. As detailed (or not) as you want :D

➝➝ I also write fic for Star Wars and Fallout (if you click those they’ll take you to my tumblr pages for those fic archives) so like we’ve got some options here haha :D I LOVE IT ALL

➝  Hit me up somehow here ON TUMBLR so we can claim your spot and hammer out any  details/questions I might have to fill the request. I intend to work very quickly :)

Please don’t send the prompt within the ko-fi. I don’t want to violate their terms of service and get my account shut down. DM me here with your username and any details of your prompt :D

…( ˘ ³˘)~♥ You can also just buy me a kofi if you think i’m neat haha ♡ ♡ ♡ SUPER appreciated!