I just wanna make art and help people.

Blaine Devon Anderson. Father of five, couldn't be prouder. 

[trxce-ha]

I forgot how stressful and slightly uncomfortable it is to live with my parents. I love them, but it’s a bit much.

[daddyblainey]

It’ll take some getting used to, I know. But we’re very happy to have you home, kiddo.

[daddyblainey]

I’m never giving Brynn candy again.

I just spent two and a half hours getting a lollipop out of her hair.

[anderxxhudson-deactivated201610]

You probably should supervise small children with hard candy.

[daddyblainey]

She was being supervised. Not much I could do about her pulling the lolly out of her mouth and immediately sticking it to her hair.

[daddyblainey]

I’m never giving Brynn candy again.

I just spent two and a half hours getting a lollipop out of her hair.

[antony-moreno]

Ew.

[daddyblainey]

Being a parent means dealing with some pretty gross stuff, hair-covered lollipops included.

[daddyblainey]

I’m never giving Brynn candy again.

I just spent two and a half hours getting a lollipop out of her hair.

[nishy17]

[daddyblainey]

Brynn reluctantly took the money, knowing her big sister wouldn’t back down. “Thanks, Immie.” She said before putting the bra away. “It’s so pretty, I can’t wait ‘til I can wear it and look like you and Lizzie.”

[lore1ai-blog]

“Honey, boobs aren’t the only thing that changes when you go through puberty. There’s lots of not-so-nice stuff, too.”

[daddyblainey]

Brynn shook her head stubbornly. “I don’t care! I wanna be grown-up, I’m tired of being the only little kid in the family!” She pouted and stomped her foot in frustration.

[daddyblainey]

Brynn grinned mischievously and grabbed Imogen’s hand, pulling her upstairs to her room. The girl dug around in the very back of her closet and emerged a moment later holding a small cupcake-patterned bra. “I saved up my allowance and bought it myself!” She said conspiratorially, making sure her door was closed so Kurt and Blaine wouldn’t find out.

[lore1ai-blog]

Following nervously, Imogen raised an eyebrow as she saw the bra. “Honey, you don’t have to waste money on things like that. Not when you don’t even need it yet.” She checked the price-tag on the back of the bra, and handed Brynn the money for it. “Here, sweetheart, so Dad and Papa don’t notice that your allowance is gone.”

[daddyblainey]

Brynn reluctantly took the money, knowing her big sister wouldn’t back down. “Thanks, Immie.” She said before putting the bra away. “It’s so pretty, I can’t wait ‘til I can wear it and look like you and Lizzie.”

[daddyblainey]

“Ugh, 11? That’s way too long to wait!” Brynn grumbled. “I wanna wear a bra, I saw some at the mall that were for girls–not grown-up ladies like most bras–and they were so cute! My favourite one had cupcakes on it.”

[lore1ai-blog]

“I’m sure it was super cute, honey. And I’ll even buy it for you when you get to that age, okay? But not yet. You’re still my baby sister!”

[daddyblainey]

Brynn grinned mischievously and grabbed Imogen’s hand, pulling her upstairs to her room. The girl dug around in the very back of her closet and emerged a moment later holding a small cupcake-patterned bra. “I saved up my allowance and bought it myself!” She said conspiratorially, making sure her door was closed so Kurt and Blaine wouldn’t find out.

[daddyblainey]

Brynn squirmed when she was tickled, giggling a bit. “Yeah. When am I gonna get boobs? You and Lizzie have them, I want them too!” She pouted a little bit. “All Dad said when I asked him was ‘uhhh, not for a few more years probably’ and his face was all red.” Brynn’s impression of Blaine was scarily accurate, and she rolled her eyes a little once she was done imitating her father’s off-guard response.

[lore1ai-blog]

Imogen coughed. She hadn’t expected her sister to be this outright. “Uh- well- me and Lizzie are a lot older than you, honey. You’ll get them when you go through puberty, which usually starts when you’re 11. I started going through puberty at 10, but some people can go through it when they’re six, or seven.”

[daddyblainey]

“Ugh, 11? That’s way too long to wait!” Brynn grumbled. “I wanna wear a bra, I saw some at the mall that were for girls--not grown-up ladies like most bras--and they were so cute! My favourite one had cupcakes on it.”

[daddyblainey]

Blaine smiled and mouthed “thank you” to Imogen, disappearing into the kitchen to wash the dishes. Brynn squeezed her big sister’s hand and nodded enthusiastically. “Sure, Immie! What d’you wanna talk about?” She asked.

[lore1ai-blog]

“Well- uh. Dad says that you’ve been asking about stuff, like when you’re going to grow- up. I thought that you might want to talk to someone who’s been through it all, honey. Also, Dad’s a tiny bit embarrassed.” She grinned, tickling her sister gently. “So, do you have any questions, love?”

[daddyblainey]

Brynn squirmed when she was tickled, giggling a bit. “Yeah. When am I gonna get boobs? You and Lizzie have them, I want them too!” She pouted a little bit. “All Dad said when I asked him was ‘uhhh, not for a few more years probably’ and his face was all red.” Brynn’s impression of Blaine was scarily accurate, and she rolled her eyes a little once she was done imitating her father’s off-guard response.

[lore1ai-blog]

Imogen had just finished having a lovely dinner with her parents and her sister, when it occurred to her what she was going to have to do. Shooting a dirty look at her Dad, she took Brynn’s hand gently. “Sweetheart, could I talk to you for a minute?”

[daddyblainey]

Blaine smiled and mouthed “thank you” to Imogen, disappearing into the kitchen to wash the dishes. Brynn squeezed her big sister’s hand and nodded enthusiastically. “Sure, Immie! What d’you wanna talk about?” She asked.

[daddyblainey]

to: DAD💕

Imogen: Give me half an hour? I need to talk to Helena about my tenth graders and get home and change and collect all my papers

Imogen: on second thoughts i might take a little longer

Blaine: Ok sweetheart. Brynn's very excited that you're coming for dinner!

[daddyblainey]

to: DAD💕

Imogen: But why does it have to happen noooow

Imogen: it seems like a couple of days ago she was only 3

Blaine: I know, I know. But this is the situation and we have to deal with it. How soon can you get here, honey?

[daddyblainey]

to: DAD💕

Imogen: Let me come with you please please please Dad

Imogen: Thank you! I have like 100000 essays to mark. AND NO TELL HER NEVER I DON'T WANT HER TO GROW UP

Blaine: Of course you can come, honey.

Blaine: I don't want her to grow up either, but it's gonna happen sooner or later.

[daddyblainey]

“I’m not going to tell my eight year old that boobs are leeches.”

[trxce-ha]

“Why not? It’ll be funny!”

[daddyblainey]

No it won’t!

[sam-huds]

[daddyblainey :]

“It’s an awkward conversation for a girl to have with her two dads–I should know, I’ve gone through it with Lizzie and Imogen. So I think you’d be a much better option than me.”

“Well, if you insist. I’ll help-but only if you’re sure Imogen doesn’t want to.”

[daddyblainey]

“It’s your lucky day--Imogen agreed to have the boob talk with her.”

[daddyblainey]

to: DAD💕

Imogen: ...... you make an unfairly good point. what are you getting??

Imogen: I have loads of marking to do so if you'll let me steal the dining room table after dinner then yeah dinner would be lovely!! but what does she want to know about girl stuff for?? shes eight!!

Blaine: Don't know yet--we're going to go down to the shelter and see what they have.

Blaine: You're welcome to do your marking here, sweetie. She wants to know when she's going to get to get boobs.