bitch bye

[bigstoops-deactivated20180207]

What fetishes are you into, if any?

attention

[incognitothot]

reciprocation

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

Intellect

[the1movement]

Conversation

[cinabonjovi]

being slapped

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[raiseusfromperdition]

[pill-barista-deactivated2023050]

the only easter post that matters

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

[uberfag]

is that a tortilla 

[huntehunte-deactivated20241021]

no its the moon

[kaisacheron]

This is… oddly beautiful.

[melissapaigexx-deactivated20170]

Omg. I love this post so much

[kaisacheron]

STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG

[yungdesideratum]

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

[tastefullyoffensive]

🎼 But they did it at the other storrrre 🎼 (via ericschmerick)

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOO

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Everybody, look at this awesome girl with a stick!

[candiikismet]

^me!

[apollodrome]

i'm blue da ba dee babadook

[disneydorito]

[rightside11]

[frozenbysabrinaclaudio-deactiva]

[babysza]

So pure

[jupitersaurus-deactivated201807]

THE FASTEST TYPIST IN THE WORLD IS A DOG

[hrdlvckwmn]

200 WPM

[mattysdaddarios-deactivated2016]

[kiango]

[aidashakur]

[hollywoodsocialite]

this is truly modern art, three assistive touch icons, pixelated from the amount of screenshots, probably thrown through some shitty android as well, about an event that was merely hours ago. amazing.

[nichiyou-deactivated20140731]

[jupitermami]

don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return

[somesleeze-deactivated20151013]

It’s called creating jobs

[fwizard]

actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’

[fortooate]

*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)