Jaime was in a bit of a rush. He’d been busy at the law firm all week, and hadn’t had the motivation to do his typical weekly meal prep. Although abnormal, the lawyer had been known from time to time to get takeout. However, this was typically a long and arduous process as Jaime tried to pick the perfect restaurant, taking his strict diet into consideration. Jaime didn’t have any time for his typical neurotic restaurant research however, and he’d now found himself at a burger joint he’d typically never be caught dead in if he hadn’t been run down and strapped for time. He was eyeing the menu, debating which monstrosity he would deface his body with. Spotting someone nearby, he turned to the other. “What would you recommend on this... menu?” Jaime asked the other, eyeing it again with contempt. “I’ve never been here before.”