J.Katz @dadflower-formerly-madflower - Tumblr Blog

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

pallidprincess

that's fucking it. bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

I got these mystery bags for the boys and they almost had a brawl wwe style because they liked the others better and I suggested they trade and it was a mind-blowing phenomenon to them.

#kids #children

Who wants to be my paid stalker?

I need some Hawthorne Heights merch

I need to hire someone to stalk me. I feel like it would look good for my image

catchymemes

myeternalspotlessmind

I like to think I’m intimidating but then I go out like this in public

#body image #babe with the power

My son is already taking after me in the climbing department. I found him halfway up our curtains before he nearly fell.

Life has come full circle. From being the climber to the catcher.

#kids

mama-mozzarella-deactivated2024

Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

Finally got around to watch the Barbie movie. Pretty good.