Who said I was an adult anyway?

Mark Fischbach | 27 | Father to Jules | married  to  Liam Payne | This is not the real markiplier, I do not claim to be him and this is simply a hobby.

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jacksepticdaddy:

Oh my fucking god. I’m goin on tour!

Have fun! I might come scare you.

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Text to Jack

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jacksepticdaddy:

dadiplier-mark:

Mark: You ready for tour life?

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Seán: Fuck yeah I am

Mark: Good... If you need any help, not with the actual show of course, but setting up, anything like that let me know yeah?

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Text to Jack

Mark: You ready for tour life?

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jacksepticdaddy:

@Jack_Septic_Eye: unnecessary life update!!! I have no clue why I am so horny lately….see. No one needed to know this but now everyone does.

@Markiplier: I mean if we weren’t married I’d slide into your DMs right now.

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big-daddypayno:

I think you still look at me like the day you wanted into the hospital

We owe Jules a lot. 

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big-daddypayno:

Oh shut up

We’ve been married for..... almost two  years? And I still look at you like I married you yesterday. 

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big-daddypayno:

Ever just look at your husband and go “WOW! Okay I need to fuck you?” Because I have that moment often

every day of my life.

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babes-campbell:

“Well like I said Louis will have like zero say I’m already getting one its been decided

“Still... Have fun...”

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Well I’m sure if he was around he’d want to give you some. Cuddles are underrated.

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Cuddles are underrated

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I want to go on vacation. Some where nick and warm.

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Bermuda. Always Bermuda

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I’m back from Europe. And all I want to do is sleep, cuddle my family, and sleep some more. Help!

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How was Europe? I loved going there when the girls and I were on tour. I don’t think that’s a bad thing. Do you not want cuddles?

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No I love cuddles especially from my husband. And my children they’re the best

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Getting sick before tour was not on my todo list but here I am…fucking sniffling

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I’m sorry dude trust me when I say I know how much it sucks. Tea and rest man tea and rest

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I’m back from Europe. And all I want to do is sleep, cuddle my family, and sleep some more. Help!

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Text to Liam

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big-daddypayno:

Li: I don’t know. How’s your voice babe?

Mark: Still really hoarse.

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Text to Liam

Mark: Why didn’t you tell me Europe was so beautiful?

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@Markiplier: Europe I am in you.

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jacksepticdaddy:

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jacksepticdaddy:

Jack: Sure buddy

Mark: I’ll see you soon. I’m laying on the couch with Timmy.

Jack: Cool I’ll grab Luna then

Mark: Jack?