CHLOES BIG TOE

is big

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*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

[skrillexation-deactivated201411]

[4gifs]

[aintnobodynomore-deactivated202]

pat pat pat pat

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

[thisisemmtrying]

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

[theblackkingdumb]

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

[betterthankanyebitch]

[bblackgoldd]

I am so glad I pressed play

[heyfunniest]

mlem mlem mlem mlem

[alvaroruso13]

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

[whywelovedrake]

[homierectus]

drake be on another plane

[fedswatching]

when you’re smoking & your parents come in the room

[funnuraba]

[darkwingsnark]

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

[mostlycatsmostly]

[unimpressedcats]

scruba dub dub theres a kitty in the tub 

[sharktccth]

if a time comes that I do not reblog this photo it will be because I am 6 feet underground 

[beyonseh]

[codyconnelly]

If you don’t find little, dancing Groot adorable, you have no soul. 

[sobeitjayt]

How white people sing 

[marcitlali]

Oh my GOD

[marcitlali]

I can’t stop watching this

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

[problemactic]