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Of course I would find this amazing six-legged liger as soon as Space Cat Saturday ends. Whatever, the entire week before New Year’s is basically all Saturday, so here’s George Barr’s 1977 cover to ‘The Right Hand of Dextra,’ by David J. Lake

darkwingsnark

#snark replies #sorry sorry #I was too amused not to #the cover of Right Hand of Dextra looks pretty sick though

dozydawn

darkwingsnark

If it makes anyone feel better knowing, oysters don’t have a central nervous system. So the number of pearls shouldn’t make you feel bad— that just means they’re protecting their body from pieces of sand cutting up their insides and parasites.

I mean, I imagine the point of the post was probably to incite ‘haha, looks like lady bits’. But I wanted to make sure people knew that the oyster hadn’t been in pain.

#Snark replies #marine biology #there is a debate on if oysters feel stress #but that’s one of those things I imagine would be hard to measure

cbfanart

New long comic: “The hero I need”

You’re here —> Page 2 || Next —> Page 3

#mario bros #cbfanart #reblogging because the sight of Mario getting clobbered brings me so much joy

.:COME BE LONELY WITH ME:. CHAPTER 14: Breaking Down Walls

Koopalings break into places they aren't supposed to be in; meanwhile Bowser and Luigi practice their teamwork.

I'm so tired, y'all. I been working on this chapter nonstop-- including the art-- for two weeks now. I just hope you guys enjoy it!

#bowuigi #luigi mario #king bowser #bowser junior #iggy koopa #koopalings #fanfiction #come be lonely with me #snark art

sysig

Hey. Read Roundabout. Love Awesome. (Patreon)

darkwingsnark

Oh! Thanks! I'm glad you still love the fic, years later. <3

#laughing over the 'with all due respect sir' bit #so cheerful #you captured the energy Moonie and I were going for #wander over yonder #wander after dark #sysig

micaxiii

a prequel to this image

#micaxiii #gravity falls #the child would like to use the mic to give an announcement

So I just looked through my whole Bowser tag and I drew this in 2023 and chose not to post it? WHY?? Did I not trust you guys with Human Bowser in skintight pants, or something?? ... Valid.

#super mario bros #king bowser koopa #snark art #humanization

Public Transit

You see my face, you see my grin You see the state that I am in ‘This man’s straight from the looney bin’ I don’t suppose you’re wrong.

I wait here every Tuesday night Urban decay, a ghastly sight, Cadaver stiff amongst the blight My ride will be here soon.

I have a dream, of up on stage I’ll hold the mic and be assuage. A jester of this modern age- I can hear their applause.

One booking surely grows to two, Comedic date-night rendezvous, No way for you to misconstrue: That I’ll be somebody. Time ticks away to quarter past- Don’t know how long my wait will last. Skin-crawling dread leaves me aghast. They’re squirming from within.

I feel the teeth, I feel the bites– My coat is filled with parasites. They bubble forth as fear ignites. Do you hear them whisper?

“They won’t laugh; you’re awfully daff.” “They’ll scoff.” “They'll leave.” “All you’ve done is underachieve.”

“They’ve come to mock; your work’s a crock.” “You’ll drag.” “You'll bomb.” “They’ll recognize you lack aplomb.” “She was right, you troglodyte–” “Don’t care.” “Never did.” “You can’t keep it underlid–” “Freak–” “Weak–” “I must critique–” “Who said you had the right to speak?”

“Quack–” “Whack–” “Right off-the-rack–” “Why are you feeling so attacked?” Tongues leave burns, at every turn– Voices can’t be discerned– They chew, they bite, they rip, they gnaw– Ribcage etched into scrimshaw. They stab, they pierce, they leech, they drain– They coil and squeeze just like a chain! Just grin, just grin, just grin and bear– If I was gone they wouldn’t stare…

A screech, a huff: noise impedes– Savior arrives at leisure speeds. Gates ajar, ferryman proceeds: “You coming on, or what?”

I suck in bile; adjust my coat. I tighten my smile; clear my throat– Must not look like I’m inchoate– The clown’s back on the clock.

#snark art #snark poetry #poetry #surrealism #body horror tw #teeth guy #i don't know man my brain just wanted to write about the guy apparently

blackheart-biohazards

😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

dovesndecay

traegorn

It's okay to end your novel with the murderer getting a hot girlfriend.

I hate that anemia can make mental illness worse. I understand why- not having iron to help neurotransmitters and lacking oxygen to the brain. But having just the title of a YouTube short- without actually watching the content- affect me to the point of my brain supplying the same terrible image over and over while I’m trying to relax… how is that even fair, man. Also screw YouTube’s algorithm for giving me medical content when all I watch are crafting channels and silly goober jokesters.

#Radda radda radda #Snark life #Medical