Joe: *says a dirty joke*
Taylor:

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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JBB: An Artblog!
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One Nice Bug Per Day

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@beyourblankspace
Joe: *says a dirty joke*
Taylor:
remember in the ours mv when that guy took home videos of them yeah so that’s her reality now
“DONT DATE TAYLOR SWIFT UNLESS YOU WANT A SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU”
Yea and look at what beautiful songs she writes about you if youre not a dick and treat her right
hot take but let’s not thank joe alwyn for treating taylor right and making her happy because it’s how it should be between couples!! let’s congratulate both of them for the hard work and making sure things between them are worthwhile. they both worked thru the long term, private, and happy relationship that they have now. Congratulations to them BOTH.
hey remember at the secret sessions when taylor apparently said benji was with his dad yeah that hits differently now
Fuck :)
Lover (Lyric Video) Part 1
I have nothing to prove to you
It’s hillarious how many dudebros were upset by this scene saying that she should have fought him to “prove herself” like…how do you sit through a film and Completely Miss the Whole Entire Point of a Scene/Character Arc So Completely
It’s like watching Return of the Jedi and being like “Wait why didn’t Luke just kill Vader like the Emperor wanted him to?”
parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire
parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?
Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick
have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit
Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/
Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents
Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.
amusement part discourse
id like to state for the record i didnt remember hop (2011) at all before this post
this post has everything… parade ratings… disagreements about day trip nourishment… flawed statistical analysis… hop (2011)…
Didn’t that dragon catch fire?
UPDATE!
You don’t get to see that at universal
taylor talking about the inspiration behind “blank space” at the grammy museum
a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid
bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both
bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions
bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist
Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise
Taylor Swift: Please don’t be in love with someone else. Please don’t have somebody waiting on you
7th grade me:
20wineteen… thank you Taylor I will now hear the fandom say this the whole year huh
my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine
“I’VE BEEN ATTACKED”
reputation stadium tour: may 8, 2018 - november 21, 2018.
“I almost don’t know how to say thank you to you guys honestly, because I’m so grateful that I could say it a million times in a row and it still wouldn’t cover it. And this tour has meant more to me than any tour I’ve ever done in my whole life, just because of how you guys make me feel. So just thank you. Thank you for existing, thank you for caring, thank you for caring about music I write and wanting to come see us perform it live.”
Beethoven — Fur Chiken
#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)
straight white boy culture is a gem