expansions

i just want to relax

[bisexualcharacteroftheday]

Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: you

[kj-likes-dogs]

[teamrocketing]

me talking to an adult about computers: yes babette i know everything. yes its going very quickly. thats bc im familiar with it. just let me - done. you’re welcome

me talking to a tech person my age: do i look like i know what a jpeg is

[inferior]

[nikest]

Follow @20wish for more like this!!!!

[slavery]

Amazon whys my cock so small

[sexwitsockson]

you gotta say “alexa” first bro

[slavery]

Alexa kill this clown

[everythingmatters]

[dogposts]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10  great job

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

[synqra]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYkcJ2aFYBB/

[hhhjjfkckcclsksjdkdlcl-deactiva]

stupid idiot bastard disorder (self diagnosed)

[chamberlainofsilence]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,061 slutty, slutty, years.

[blackpyrefly]

this could not be funnier

[gif87a-com]

[megurashkarchived]

this is so funny

[synqra]

[chessys]

tbh i love being corny and able to celebrate love im so bored of glamourising negativity theres nothing cool about apathy i fight so hard every day to be better than that finding beauty in small things is what keeps u going

[bikebutch]

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

[sashayed]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Sophie Lécuyer (French, b. 1987, Épinal, France) - From series The Time Of Anemors, 2016  Etchings, Aquatints printed in Green Ink on Fabriano Paper

[catsbeaversandducks]

Benny The Surrogate Cat Dad

Benny gets the most joy when his human mom brings home rescued kittens, so he can help look after them and show them the same love that he received when he was rescued. Whenever Ellen brings home an orphan baby (or a box of babies), Benny anticipates their arrival and is filled with excitement. He becomes their dedicated surrogate dad, and his fatherly instinct kicks in the moment he sees a kitten.

Photos by Ellen - Full Story on Love Meow

[blackbirdandthefox]

[catsuggest]

good dad