Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.

[memehumor]

A new realisation

[presariov]

I’m gonna say it again, sexualizing bionicle makes me super uncomfortable.

[simplypuddings-deactivated20170]

[dadsworld]

Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?

Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It's not funny anymore

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[klingoff]

hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.

[grimelords]

text your crush "hehe what would happen if you looked down and saw me super tiny like just 3 inches tall on the floor at your feet in your bedroom? :P hehe just imagine. Be dark if you want it's just a fantasy :P Make it a detailed answer :P"

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[morefunthanb4]

[onlytwitterpics]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[dannyuta]

[memehumor]

What’s its roll

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[adulthoodisokay]

excuse me but:

[sheshitsinsilence]

Visit Original Link

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

[mrjackleshasmoved-blog]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[reichenballs-moved]

Why is this a thing that exists?

[inactive1346597623595641352]

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[pleasecommunicate-deactivated20]

“on the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsss”

[theoriginaldorklord-blog]

I turned this on and at that moment my roommate opened the curtains, and I immediately had this epic video in my head of us cleaning our apartment, and raising a castle around it with hammers and magic.

[elidaddyy]

When everyones forgotten about heelys, so their not banned inside anymore.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mejaisoulstealer]

[heartenedkorbo-deactivated20220]

11/10

[gotham-clickbait]

You Won't Believe Who Was Spotting Leaving Wayne Manor Last Night!

Next Up: Are Bruce Wayne And Batman Secretly Dating?

[parakavka]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

Astral projection