Professional Idiot

Sam. 31. Humble post farmer. Gender: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bgm05]

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[collectivemusings]

A scene from a Star Wars movie plays out, but with different captions.

The captions say, in order:

“I made this into a GIF”

“It’s the Rickroll right?

There are no captions in the third image.

“It’s the Rickroll, right?”

There is a pause, and then the image changes to show a scene from Monty Python and it is captioned

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

[the-haiku-bot]

A scene from a Star

Wars movie plays out, but with

different captions.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[dogpuppy]

[mixmediachild]

Bam tiny Working pen i made

[myaatwins]

here’s this while i’m still processing the movie

[kaylmao]

you love fat people outside of sexual contexts too, right?

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[c3rvida3]

Do you guys like the picture I photoshopped of Mike Patton of Faith No More and Mr. Bungle fame projecting his essence to stare angrily through the window with his white man cornrows because he wasn't invited to my friend's cat's second birthday party?

[c3rvida3]

"You don't understand!!! I NEED to use AI to craft my extremely specific and intricate ideas!!!" Okay. Well, I don't.

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[hellyesbro]

Liking men is one of those kinks thats fine if its rp but really unsafe to attempt irl

[taxidermycatgirl]

some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

[lunautism]

I love perverted women. More women should be perverted.

[lunautism]

I love perverted women. More women should be perverted.

[lunautism]

I love perverted women. More women should be perverted.

[godpup]

please help i'm gonna die

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