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bradley stanco 29 personification of sleep there's an infestation in my mind's imagination, i hope they c h o k e on { S M O K E }

[daemonsleep-blog]

“My name is actually Michelangelo, but my bros call me Mikey.”

[magicofvera-blog]

“Your bros are about to call you dead when I’m through with you. Do you even know who I am?”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"... Anyway, have you seen the pizza?"

[daemonsleep-blog]

“My name is Mikey. And why are you trying to haunt me?”

[magicofvera-blog]

“Mikey? Your name’s not Mikey, where did yo hear that from?”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"My name is actually Michelangelo, but my bros call me Mikey."

[daemonsleep-blog]

“Why are you sticking out your tongue? Oh! You’re Miley Cyrus for Halloween, aren’t you? Well, cowabunga, dude!”

[magicofvera-blog]

“Miley what? Brad, I swear if I could get my hands on you I’d choke you out! I’m trying to haunt you.”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"My name is Mikey. And why are you trying to haunt me?"

[daemonsleep-blog]

“That sounds so cowabunga, dude. What are you doing with your face though?”

[magicofvera-blog]

“Oh, you mean this face?”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"Why are you sticking out your tongue? Oh! You're Miley Cyrus for Halloween, aren't you? Well, cowabunga, dude!"

[daemonsleep-blog]

“I only have three brothers. Raph, Leo, and Donnie.”

[coradefleur-blog]

“Alright then. Well, there’s pizza around here somewhere, I could’ve sworn I saw some.”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"Let's totally go find it then, dude. Quickly though 'cause Splinter is totally probably looking for me."

[daemonsleep-blog]

“Dude, where’s the pizza? Please don’t tell me Master Splinter took it. I did my training for today.”

[magicofvera-blog]

“There you are you little asshole of a sleepwalker. I’m here to haunt you.”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"That sounds so cowabunga, dude. What are you doing with your face though?"

[malefeed]

[daemonsleep-blog]

“Who’s that?”

[coradefleur-blog]

“… Your brother?”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"I only have three brothers. Raph, Leo, and Donnie."

[daemonsleep-blog]

“I’m not supposed to be outside so shhh. Actually, April was here, I think.”

[thebestmuse-blog]

“Why are they keeping you all inside tonight? Of all nights this is the one you should be fighting crime damnit!”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"We're not even supposed to be outside, dude. I don't know where my brothers went. But Master Splinter is going to kill us."

[daemonsleep-blog]

“That’s exactly what I am. I love pizza. And it’s Master Splinter. You should totally meet him sometime.”

[coradefleur-blog]

“Yeah, wow, he’s sounds like an exciting individual. Is Thanatos a turtle as well?”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"Who's that?"

[daemonsleep-blog]

“That would explain why you’re on all fours. Dude, I’m a turtle. You’re a cat. That’s awesome. You don’t look like a cat, but that’s so cowabunga, dude.”

[thebestmuse-blog]

“I mean I’m a cat so. Well hey whatever if you believe I’m a cat then I accept you being a turtle. So if you’re a Ninja Turtle why are you at this party? SHouldn’t you be saving the world with your brothers?”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"I'm not supposed to be outside so shhh. Actually, April was here, I think."

[daemonsleep-blog]

“There’s a high chance I might be. Don’t tell Leo or Splinter, okay?”

[thebestmuse-blog]

“Fine. Do you at least believe me when I say I’m a cat?”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"That would explain why you're on all fours. Dude, I'm a turtle. You're a cat. That's awesome. You don't look like a cat, but that's so cowabunga, dude."

[daemonsleep-blog]

“Mikey?”

[thebestmuse-blog]

“What is wrong with you all tonight? Are you guys trying to punk me or something? If so this is some bullshit.”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"There's a high chance I might be. Don't tell Leo or Splinter, okay?"

[daemonsleep-blog]

“I am a turtle. Why are you acting like this is a sudden thing? I’m not on anything. I just want my pizza, dude.”

[coradefleur-blog]

“This is fascinating. So you’re a talking turtle who does martial arts? And likes pizza? And you were trained by… a splinter?”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"That's exactly what I am. I love pizza. And it's Master Splinter. You should totally meet him sometime."

[daemonsleep-blog]

“You’re so weird. Master Splinter? Dude, he taught us everything we know. That’s why I’m so great at martial arts. Turtles so can eat pizza. What are you talking about?”

[coradefleur-blog]

“I’m not the one acting like I’m a turtle. You can’t even stay awake long enough to learn martial arts – wait, are you on whatever Thalia’s on too? Oh, Hypnos.”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"I am a turtle. Why are you acting like this is a sudden thing? I'm not on anything. I just want my pizza, dude."

[daemonsleep-blog]

“They have ninja turtle costumes, too? Wait, how do they have those? Are me and my brothers popular? That’s so cowabunga, dude. Moved? No, I’ve always lived in the sewers?”

[thebestmuse-blog]

“Wait– who are you?” 

[daemonsleep-blog]

"Mikey?"

[daemonsleep-blog]

“Dude, I am a turtle. Don’t you see the shell? Don’t be silly, Cora. You knew that already. Hey, have you seen Leo? Or Donnie? Or Raph? Maybe not Raph ‘cause he’s always so grumpy.”

[coradefleur-blog]

“Obviously you’re a turtle, my mistake. No, I haven’t seen whoever you’re talking about. Turtles can’t eat pizza though.”

[daemonsleep-blog]

"You're so weird. Master Splinter? Dude, he taught us everything we know. That's why I'm so great at martial arts. Turtles so can eat pizza. What are you talking about?"