“I’m honestly so drunk right now.... How does anyone stay alert when experiencing this level of intoxication?”

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“I’m honestly so drunk right now.... How does anyone stay alert when experiencing this level of intoxication?”
Starter for the lovely @xchaevin : Thank you for reblogging
A day filled with the almost regular annoyance. Oh boy, this should be fun. Jacob now found himself at a club that raked in it’s fair amount of young drunken lowlifes, and it was nights like these that really made him think about whether or not he was doing what he once believed he enjoyed. ...Was he happy? ....Was it the alcohol making him question his happiness? ....He really didn’t know--- And that was definitely the alcohol at work. If it weren’t for the, what seemed to be a huge announcement due to the music suddenly dimming for the dj’s words, then he’d probably still be caught up with these intoxicated thoughts. However he now had his attention completely locked onto the figure that linked with the voice introducing her. “The baddest female -- The one and only: CL!” He had actually heard of this woman though. Finally, someone he actually knew about --- And could class himself a fan of. The male let hands clap along with the crowd that suddenly became an audience. What’s the occasion though? No, he wasn’t going to second guess this event, instead he’d enjoy this. He hadn’t noticed, but the corners of his lips remained slightly tugged at in a small grin, the woman’s performance only capturing him further as it progressed. “Wow --- She’s really fuckin’ amazing.”
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I know it didn’t last all that long but it looks like I gotta head off for the night. However, I’m available on twitter so feel free to find me @zzzdotcom.
“It’s YELLOW.”
DRUNK MEME — ACCEPTING — @JVNGGXK
He was extremely focused while leaving his guest to do as they pleased, merely caring for getting a late night snack sorted for the two of them, and soon enough, his concentration had practically drowned out his visitor completely. Until however, their exclamation shot through his body. A single jolt awakening him to find the owner of the voice. “C’mon now--- It’s almost three in the morning. ...Stop y e l lowing.”
“This is my song! ... Who put this wall here?” ( I've mixed two, BECAUSE! because.. yes. )
DRUNK MEME — ACCEPTING — @IBJENNIE
Jacob’s dark chocolate hues continued to watch the other from where he sat, a rather incredulous grin overwhelming his lips, and very few breaths of laughter seeping from them while he now shook his head. “I did--- Seeing you jump around and move this hard just gave me the sudden urge to create a wall before you. ....Y’like it?”
“I’m not THAT drunk.”
DRUNK MEME — ACCEPTING — @HYEJVNG
“You positive?” He fired back in an instant. A small grin tugging at the corners of his lips as he peered down at the small woman. Before she could answer however, the artist clicked his tongue to the roof of his mouth, followed by a lengthy breath being drawn in through his teeth. “I dunno about that, can smell it on ya’ from the next room—”
Drunk meme
Random drunk quote found on google.
“Don’t tell ___ that I’m drinking.”
“See? I’m not too drunk. I can still take my clothes off.”
“I lost my pants. Where are my pants?”
“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, liquor, liquor, liquor.”
“A straw is just a test tube, with a hole at the bottom.”
“Dude, try this.”
“I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.”
“I may or may not also be drunk.”
“I’ll protect you! I’m (superhero name)!”
“If I had 50 ____, I’d give you one but only one.”
“I’m surrounded by an idiot.”
“I would punch a baby for a burrito right now.”
“This is the most I’ve ever been. Ever.”
“I’m so mad I could punch Superman in the face.”
“Is there a better way to do this?”
“Sorry about your shoes.”
“Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.”
“If drunk was a fruit, I’d be a ___.”
“I’m hungry. And I’m horny. I’m horngry.”
“I can’t look up, cause then I see your face and can’t stop staring.”
“Who put this wall here?”
“Stop screwing with my brain movies.”
“It’s YELLOW.”
“This is my song!”
“I’m not drunk.”
“I’m not THAT drunk.”
“I think I’m drunk.”
IN CHARACTER REPLIES
TAGGED BY : @miiraes (thank you for this!)
1ST RULE: tag 10 muses you would like to know better. (it’s at random) @aekure, @dahyon, @baecheou, @floradawn, @89tys, @95tsumtsum (i got lazy)
2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true for your muse
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'7" or taller
I wear glasses (sometimes)
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined
I have or have had braces
PERSONALITY:
I love meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality
ABILITY:
I can sing well
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well
I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch
HOBBIES:
I enjoy playing sports
I was on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION
I do or have done martial arts
EXPERIENCES:
I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts
RELATIONSHIPS:
I’m in a relationship
I have a crush on a celebrity
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships
I have never been in a relationship
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend
MY LIFE:
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close to my school
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I live in the united states
There is snow right now where I live
I have hung out with a friend in the past month
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CDs
I share my room with someone
RANDOM SHIT:
I have breakdanced
I know (knew?) a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce
I have dyed my hair
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have had a broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life
I speak at least 2 languages
I have made a new friend in the past year
Starter for the lovely @defjc : Thank you for reblogging
It’s days like today that made Jacob really miss New Zealand. ...Days that were just too damn hot. “Kill me. It’s nearing winter back home, why am I here?” He muttered whilst allowing himself to sprawl out even further along the sofa. Based on his body language alone, you’d think he were in his own home, however--- “Khloe! You tryna burn me alive or what? ...Why ain’t your AC on?!” The male whimpered as if the heat had roasted him down to the age of a teenager, childishly pouting before flicking his gaze around, now pushing himself to sit upright then scanning the room to find the woman. With no luck. “...Khloe? ...Did you die?”
Starter for the lovely @95tsumtsum : Thank you for reblogging
"Is it national piss off Jacob day, today? Jesus---” The male mumbled through gritted teeth, a painfully bright smile marking his features as he carried out the task for the very, very, unpleasant older man. Despite the frustration building with every bothersome customer he served, a part of him always found it a little easier to smile when knowing he could express himself verbally with no true worry of being caught. Jaehyun made his way back to the counter, freshly brewed coffee in hand, an award winning grin shaping his lips and Korean upon his tongue. “One tall Americano with no sugar, to go~” He handed the cup over to the elder and his smile seemed to now show itself within his eyes, suddenly reverting back to speaking a line of English as the customer took his leave. “I made it extra hot-- please burn yourself~” Back to Korean, and welcoming eyes already focused on the next in line. “Hello, what can I get you today?”
Starter for the lovely @89tys : Thank you for reblogging
The streets were surprisingly calm now, tired and almost soulless eyes, following the few figures that would pass the window he sat behind. How long had he been in this cafe for the horrendously busy sight, to diminish into one or two sets of footsteps, only occurring from time to time? Hours maybe? He wasn’t sure, however, what little care he held on the subject quickly vanished with the sound of a sharp bell awakening his irritation. “Fuck that’s annoying---” Hushed words were muffled by the cloth surrounding the bottom half of his face, now turning enough in his seat to throw his gaze over his shoulder, catching sight of the woman who had just entered the establishment. Something about her caused Jacob’s dark orbs to glimmer with a sense of awe. She was beautiful -- glowing even. Suddenly, he was on his feet and maneuvering around his table, sitting in a chair that would allow him to have the stranger in full view, soon snatching up the pen waiting beside the incredibly bare, white page, and taking advantage of the abrupt inspiration.
cutie calling
AKL TO SEOULCITY
PARK JAEHYUN --- NEW ZEALAND BORN --- CALL HIM JACOB
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