The Real Ur Boi

I am the real the official ur boi.

[therealurboi]

Well, since I never took drama class or theatre in high school… or ever. I decided to pose in some photos that made it really seem like I did… it’s so convincing you may not believe that I am telling you the truth. I WAS NEVER, AND AM NOT A WEIRD DRAMA KID, I PROMISE. Glad we cleared that up. Now, enjoy this beautiful slideshow of bizarre photos of me in a borrowed red beret, a $4 dress shirt from the thrift store, and even a tie from Bowie’s collection. Really channelling my French-Canadian roots, and my love of synths in this one. Also, why do I look like a wannabe magician in photo 2?! So much going on… Let the roasts begin… Looking forward to your creative captions below! (include the photo # your captioning, I’ll be posting my favorites) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co9R2LlS0pL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[90s-ghoul]

きまぐれオレンジ☆ロード (1984)

[90s-ghoul]

[miute]

[lookcaitlin]

[wonting]

[humanelemental]

My Babies Being Babies

Shizuku you were tiny! (So cute!)

For some reason learning Hitsugi was a tom boy as a kid just floored me. And then it made perfect sense. 

This is their first meeting guys. Take a moment to appreciate that and that these two have spent eight years together since then. Just give that a thought. 

My babies being babies. 

Tiny married babies. 

(I really like this panel for a lot of reasons. Mostly because it shows that they have a mutual affection for each other, instead of the care and worry just coming from Shizuku. Plus they really are adorable.)

No but seriously, they’re like eight and nine here. They haven’t changed in like eight years. (My precious babies.)

“It’s true because Hitsugi-san said it’s true!” That’s the full quote, it’s on the next page which I’m going to load to a different post. (These babies have been married since they were eight is what I’m saying here.)

Bonus round. Hitsugi through the ages. And that bed in the middle makes me realize just how much I missed on my first read through. Because things make a lot more sense in retrospect. 

Bonus round two. Marriage in one panel. (Also, Hitsugi, you could at least pretend to be taking this seriously.)

[thirst]

[vaporwave-gif]

デッドモール - Escalate 

[charlottetaylorphotography-deac]

[spaceleech]

Ad for Akira Production Report, from Akira World, 1988.

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

[neil-gaiman]

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

[msfcatlover]

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

[supreme-leader-stoat]

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

[neil-gaiman]

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

[jenroses]

[jaesrri]

[chadchadington-deactivated20240]

Take notes fellas

[scarabesque]

Vole: *can’t stand these hoes*

[scarabesque]

[hongrie]

all about soy: a nowness short directed by margaret zhang, starring fernanda ly

[seamlessoo]

[therealurboi]

Hey instagram! Bucket hat season is here and I’m the type of person who likes to conquer things like climbing rocks and achieving great destination by passage of foot and human rights. You can buy my Houde branded bucket hat now limited time… jk. I’m not selling anything. Although, a neat “Houde” bucket hat doesn’t sound too bad if I am being honest. Happy Summer ! (at Victoria, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRCJYIFM3CM/?utm_medium=tumblr

[therealurboi]

Recently been whippin’ around in this Jeep YJ. Fully borrowed it from my father and we got collector status plates on it. I had to do a photoshoot on my lunch break while filming at the Hatley Castle in Victoria. Such a fun vehicle to drive. Also, nothing says “retro” 1995 like the hand roll down windows. This Jeep is a year older than me, does that mean I am collector status now too?😂 (at Hatley Castle) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQymbdkMH5h/?utm_medium=tumblr