JUST LAUGHS. NO STRESS.

Natalie. 26. Miami. My life: Chipotle burritos & techno I post mostly funny things Instagram: @chipotle_queen

[showerthoughtspost]

If colleges didn’t get paid until their graduates got paid, colleges would work a lot harder to get their graduates high paying jobs.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transport]

date me

[karkat]

will there be potato 

[transport]

7 whole potato

[karkat]

we ride at midnight. bring potato

[myanamemes]

[catchymemes]

[sluttyfranzkafka]

this is one of my favourite quotes taken out of context 

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[nekophy-deactivated20221126]

I REMEMBER LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS IT’S BACK

[sassygayassassin]

I’ve never seen this before until now but it’s going on my blog

[paddedrowdy]

[Have some Reese-Level-Puns.]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

lmao crabs…. they just go snip

[hotvampireadjacent]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

thats his decision and i respect it

[deejay]

me waiting for 2018 to surprise me with my soulmate.

[dicksandotherthingsss]

Do you know how long I sat here waiting for this to load

[deejay]

[sixpenceee]

This baby deer rescued from the Louisiana floods. 

[cerulean-leopardess-deactivated]

y’all saved my smug child

[amateur]

[thetenderpassion]

[bluealice17]

This is golden.