ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.

Maggie she/they 21yo ♋

[karkat]

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

HELP ME QUIT MY SOUL SUCKING JOB

i am offering emergency commissions to help me through unemployment

i haven't done commissions before but i am desperate! it would help a lot if anyone is interested in some art! i draw mostly homestuck but i will draw almost anything! please check the link for more info!

slots filled: 2/3

[karkat]

NEW DAVEKAT SHIMEJI TUTORIAL

(easier to install + more actions and behaviors) tutorial to install these cute desktop buddies under the cut:

This version comes with improved actions, better animation timing, and less randomness. They can now flirt, draw dicks, sleep, and lay on the floor together.

STEP 1: INSTALL JAVA

Click the download button and install it. If you need to remove older versions of Java, download their removal tool and run it before installing the latest version.

STEP 2: DOWNLOAD FILES

STEP 3: EXTRACT FILES.

Extract what you just downloaded. Find it in your Downloads and right-click it, then click Extract All. It will create a new folder called shimejiee.

STEP 4: ATTEMPT TO LAUNCH

Double-click the Shimeji-ee.jar file. If it works, skip to step 5. If it asks you what program to open the file with or gives an error message, you need to watch this video at 1:05 and follow the instructions there. You can move the shortcut you make to your Desktop to access the shimeji easier if you’d like.

STEP 5: YOU’RE DONE BABEY!

Launch Shimeji and it should work as intended. If you don’t like them throwing your windows around or multiplying, you can turn off those behaviors in the settings. You can safely remove all zipped folders, they are now useless. Click here to learn how to make the program run when you start Windows.

[karkat]

i forgot to turn on download sharing, lol i updated the link!

[spicyraeman]

band shart

[karkat]

dont really know what to do with tgis stuff in my inbox

[karkat]

whats the definition of karkalicious

make terezi cuckoo bananas

[karkat]

i remember your art from 3 years ago that feferi is insanely pretty its so cool to have seen you improved since then

this ask is really sweet! i went thru a rough time with art for a couple years and i couldn’t bring myself to do it. the worse it got, the less i wanted to go back to it… i was afraid i wasn’t good anymore and it would just be another thing i couldn’t do. i’m really happy i’m in a better place and i can draw again, even if it’s pretty sporadic. this inspired me to go look at my old sketchbooks and i kinda wanna cry

i was in 6th grade (2012/13) and every day after school i would go to my best friends house and we would draw homestuck and warrior cats stuff together. it was cringe and we were free

here’s 10 years of my feferi art

[fruitegg]

tried to colour this. looked like fetish art. gave up. still sort of looks like fetish art

[fefairys]

just reread sollux and karkats first conversation again bc im gay and it literally reads like a poem to me. every line is so perfect. its beautiful.

[karkat]

war and hate on planet alternia

[tomatograter]

MAGIC SIGNS

[karkat]

as soon as shadowheart askd me what the FUCK i was doing trying to steal that damn rubiks cube. i just folded. wet cardboard. um nothing wtf ..... polishing your boots queen

[valtsv]

i don't post much homestuck these days but i'm still hopelessly attached to aradia. incredible character even out of context.

[valtsv]

she was dead. she was alive. she was neither dead nor alive. she could talk to ghosts. she got revenge on everyone who ever wronged her. she was a psychopomp. she was a goth girl. she was a frog for a while. she was utterly insane. she was the most well adjusted person, alive or dead, in the entire universe. she was a time traveller. she had psychic powers. she could throw meteors. she was an archaeologist. she was doomed by the narrative. she doomed the narrative. she undoomed herself from the narrative. she thought a funeral was a kind of party. she watched reality break apart and saw its shards fall away into a black hole and laughed. she was even bisexual.

[beescake]

shit. two dudes

[karkat]

NEW DAVEKAT SHIMEJI TUTORIAL

(easier to install + more actions and behaviors) tutorial to install these cute desktop buddies under the cut:

This version comes with improved actions, better animation timing, and less randomness. They can now flirt, draw dicks, sleep, and lay on the floor together.

STEP 1: INSTALL JAVA

Click the download button and install it. If you need to remove older versions of Java, download their removal tool and run it before installing the latest version.

STEP 2: DOWNLOAD FILES

STEP 3: EXTRACT FILES.

Extract what you just downloaded. Find it in your Downloads and right-click it, then click Extract All. It will create a new folder called shimejiee.

STEP 4: ATTEMPT TO LAUNCH

Double-click the Shimeji-ee.jar file. If it works, skip to step 5. If it asks you what program to open the file with or gives an error message, you need to watch this video at 1:05 and follow the instructions there. You can move the shortcut you make to your Desktop to access the shimeji easier if you’d like.

STEP 5: YOU’RE DONE BABEY!

Launch Shimeji and it should work as intended. If you don’t like them throwing your windows around or multiplying, you can turn off those behaviors in the settings. You can safely remove all zipped folders, they are now useless. Click here to learn how to make the program run when you start Windows.

[eggxie]

s0llux?

[karkat]

Hey there! Sorry, I couldn't figure out how to send an ask to your art blog. I've been making humanstuck trolls in sims 4 recently and I've been stuck on Feferi's design for a few days now. I had given up for a bit but then your recent Feferi art crossed my dash and i thought it was really cool and got inspired again. I guess this is a long way of saying that your art is really awesome!

omg im sorry, my art blog didn't have asks enabled for some reason whoopsie ! also thank you so much!! aaaa this really brightened my day! i do think the peixies in cornrows are just *chefs kiss* plus it would help their huge amounts of hair not get in the way when they swim, lol

[eggxie]

38D

[minecraft]

Have you ever built a cow crusher/very small automatic chicken farm ("chicken reactor") in minecraft?

Yes.

No.

What?!

Voting ended onDec 4, 2023