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gives his cheek a lil birthday smooch! (bet ur ass im gonna write smth gross n mushy 4 his birthday)

he blush……

#I SAW THE GROSS AND MUSHY THING IN MY INBOX AND????#WTF UR GONNA MAKE HIM CRY #ITS CUTE WTFFFF #bet UR ass im gonna make the reply extra gross and mushy #❛ WAS THAT ALL ?? ( replies. )#❛ EX-QUEUE-SE ME? ( queued. )

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@maidfaire

#SAVE THEM #❛ POISE AND POSTURE ( self. )#❛ MAID MAYHEM ( felicia. )#❛ EX-QUEUE-SE ME? ( queued. )

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…Jesus Christ Jakob

#why is he like this #❛ EX-QUEUE-SE ME? ( queued. )#❛ POISE AND POSTURE ( self. )

❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞

dragon age starters / not accepting

“ I Beg your pardon ?! “ The butler couldn’t help but sputter in shock when he hears those words, his mind racing with thoughts of what could’ve spurred her to say such a thing. Was she merely trying to rile him up? Teasing him? Royal or no, he wasn’t going to stand for it.

Or perhaps she was simply referring to what had transpired earlier: where she’d caught sight of him - uncharacteristically so - offering a batch of freshly baked cookies to Felicia & Kamui as a token of gratitude. He’d simply wanted to thank them for the effort & hard work they did this morning; it was nothing worthy of being called a softie.

Confusion sets in as his scowl shifts elsewhere, clearly not wanting to offend the Nohrian princess with such a sour expression. “ I’m afraid I have the faintest idea what you’e talking about, Lady Camilla . Now, if you’ll excuse me. “

#this got longer than i wanted it to lmfao #anyways heres a confused joker #bewitchiings #❛ WAS THAT ALL ?? ( replies. )

MAID MAYHEM.

❄┊ ❝ AW, come on ! I just want one ! I swear I’ll won’t ask again ! Why do you need so many cookies anyways ? ❞ Felicia would continue to plead silently for a cookie, her lips forming a pout soon after her words. He didn’t need to be so greedy !

“ Because I am hungry. “ Was all he said before he - almost as if to prove a point - takes a bite out of yet another cookie, a smug grin plastered on his face. “ Why do you want these cookies anyway? Surely there’s something else in this pantry that could easily strike your fancy. “

#u just know he's gonna give in eventually if felicia continues to give him puppy eyes #2cute4joker #❛ A BUTLER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE ( main verse. )#❛ STIFF UPPER LIP ( ic. )#❛ EX-QUEUE-SE ME? ( queued. )

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battle quotes, shop + story dialogue, etc

#im afraid this will be........ messy ;-)#and his ' ohhhhh ? ;-))) ' voicelines make me feel personally attacked #why is he like this #❛ EX-QUEUE-SE ME? ( queued. )

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❤

pay me $100000 for a compliment / always accepting ( bc everyone deserves compliments ! )

if ya’ll thought i wouldn’t mention @daggercut then ur sorely mistaken….. best joker, best lance, best everything!!!!!!! i love him with all of my gay heart &&. i’m so glad he was the one who got me into rping kamui on this site!!!!! ur portrayal of joker is my absolute fave, &&. i literally get weak af whenever u tag me in that sweet jokamui fluff!!!!!!!!! im grateful for the fact that you can put up with my gross ass, &&. don’t mind it when i take 320523 years to reply to one of our maaaaany threads :’) bless ur soul. also ur super nasty like 99% of the time but like??? i guess ur also kinda cool too or something ;-* our chats are Wild Af &&. can go from potential plot ideas to who has the best looking ankles in svt, but tbh?????? they are some of the funniest conversations i’ve ever had lmao. all in all i rate u a solid 10000/10 in friendship &&. a -69/10 in my heart. ily u very much and i hope u have a great day u smelly echidna!!!!! this is so hetero i wanna die

#SAI BLEASE #UR THE WORST BUT I WUV UUUU #❛ I'LL TREASURE THIS... ALWAYS. ( saved. )#❛ EX-QUEUE-SE ME? ( queued. )

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#is this joker or is this me whenever i leave for 422 months without notice #who knows

@fateguided @maidfaire @of-invisible-ties

... yall aint curing anything

#iM DYING LMFAO #*joker shoving daggers into his puse* sorry i need to leave right now immediately #everyone at the northern fortress needs to chill #fateguided #maidfaire #of-invisible-ties

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dragon age starters

feel most free to change pronouns , etc .

❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞ ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞ ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’? now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair. ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger. ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞

#❛ I SUPPOSE I COULD TAKE A SHORT BREAK ( memes. )#yoo

suddenly im in the market for a new liege......

#❛ u waNNA GO U SON OF A BITCH ( crack. )#dash com.#SAI PL E A #SE

hello 911??? send help im being cyberbullied :v yes i’ll hold

#i didn't come online for this #❛ OUTOFTEA ( ooc. )

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Fire Emblem Heroes - Special Heroes (Trick or Defeat!)

#*LONGEST YEEEEEET IN HISTORY*#jakob's a bow boy now u all can sit back down #mobile reblog #to be tagged #gif /

🅾️ 🐛?

#OH WORM OWO!!!!!!#sai is honestly the worst #❛ WAS THAT ALL ?? ( replies. )#❛ EX-QUEUE-SE ME? ( queued. )

maid mayhem.

❄┊❝ WHY not ? You have more than enough for two people, and I’m starving ! Pleeaasseee ? ❞

“ Your puppy-dog eyes might work on Lady Kamui, but they do little to me. “ And yet, despite his words, he makes no effort to push the cookies away from her.

#*joker internally* d-doki doki #❛ STIFF UPPER LIP ( ic. )#❛ A BUTLER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE ( main verse. )#maidfaire

irksome shifter.

Fib? Kat is increasingly starting to feel like a child caught with their hand in a cookie jar. ❝There are apple trees just a five minute flight away from here. Why would I want the days old apples from the rations, if I can just go over there and pick something fresh?❞ For good measure, she takes another bite of her treat, right in front of him. ❝You’re not getting this.❞

" WHY, THE NERVE--- “ If it were possible, Joker’s scowl only deepened at her words. He couldn’t believe that she had the audacity to take a bite right in front of his face! Almost as if to steel himself after witnessing such actions, a huff escapes the confines of his lips & was shortly followed by his arms crossing over his chest. Not but a single moment passes before he decides to speak once more, this time with a tone calm & collected.

“ Well then, if there really are apple trees nearby as you so claim, then surely it wouldn’t be of any inconvenience for you to go get some more? Freeloaders will not be tolerated in this camp, and I am still one apple short. “

#icb these two #❛ A BUTLER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE ( main verse. )#❛ STIFF UPPER LIP ( ic. )#reinepomme

(un)trustworthy.

“Strange, I thought that butlers were supposed to be cordial. What a silly assumption on my part,” she commented with a dash of sarcasm accompanied by a smile. “Look, I’m not one to just hand out trust to others either, but considering we’re to be allies thick and thin, I think we might want to cooperate a little better than that.”

“ There’s nothing wrong with being cautious. “ And yet despite his words, he did seem to agree with what the woman said--- or at least, most of it. Surely it wouldn’t hurt to let a sarcastic comment slide for once. “ But... I suppose you are right. Very well then. For the sake of Lady Kamui, I shall endeavour to... get along with you. After all, the last thing this camp needs is a dispute. “

#*joker voice* i've still got my eye on u though........#❛ A BUTLER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE ( main verse. )#❛ STIFF UPPER LIP ( ic. )#ardent-lux

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