The Mommy Life For Me.

Bethy. 22 year old mommy to my little Dagon Thorne. I didn't know love could be so strong until August 23, 2014. The person I chose to spend the rest of my life with is Brad. You'll see a lot of baby/pregnancy stuff reblogged here as well as anything I find funny or interesting. I post a few personal posts too. Hi!

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[sprousetwinsblog]

[crimewave420]

WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED 

[dagons-pandemonium]

Sam *enters the room noticeably disheveled*:Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff

Damien *enters the room, also disheveled*: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

[dagons-pandemonium]

Mark: Fuck! ...Sorry, I didn't mean to swear in front of you.

Caleb, who is singlehandedly responsible for 90% of the "fuck"s said in this podcast: Dude, it's fine, say whatever the fuck you want.

[hatepotion]

Therapy for the strange and unusual

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

When trans women are mocked and made into jokes in the media, I get very upset, and I am often told “Kay, you can’t go through life getting offended every time someone makes a joke.” And I sputter and object but they don’t hear me. So I want to be clear for once, about why the jokes make me angry.

I learned to hate myself for being transgender before I knew I was transgender. I laughed at the jokes in stand up comedy routines, and prime time sitcoms, and animated comedy shows, and in the movies, and in books, and in games, laughing at trans women for existing, about “men in dresses”, about people who “got their dicks chopped off”, and I learned to think that was worthy of ridicule.

And then a day came when I felt a pang of envy at what my female classmates were wearing and I repressed it, and felt guilty, and a day where I felt incomplete because I had no breasts and I repressed it and I felt disgusting And a day when I realized the only images of romance that made me feel anything showed two women together and I repressed it and I felt like a monster And a day when I realized I felt sick when I looked at myself in the mirror after every shower before work and couldn’t bear to look at my own face, and I hated myself. And then there came a day when I hated myself so much, and I thought I could never understand why, and so I just wanted it all to end. And it was just a miracle that I swerved my car back into my lane in time.

And all of it started with a joke that I heard on TV, and then kept hearing from all the voices from the ether, over and over and over, worming an idea into my mind before I was old enough to realize I was absorbing it, the idea that a man in a dress is funny, and that changing your body parts makes you a freak, and that women who have penises instead of vaginas are liars and hurt men. And they’re still making these jokes. And somewhere out there right now, just like all those years ago, there is a little girl in a t-shirt and cargo shorts with buzzed off hair watching the TV, hearing that joke and absorbing it without knowing it, who will someday have to pry herself apart to tear it out of her head, just like I did.

That is, if she doesn’t kill herself first.

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

I know this is a really heavy post but if you read it and you appreciated it, I’d appreciate it in return if you reblogged it. This is really important to me and I want people to read it and understand it. Thank you.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Just don’t be a dick. That’s it.

[americangodsblog]

Meat’s going to slide off you sooner or later, dead wife.

[markwatney]

[lithographarry]

mood

[elistodragonwings]

If a “good economy” is only benefiting the people at the top, then what’s so good about it? If a “good economy” exists at the expense of the environment and the people and the future, what’s so good about it? Why should I care about a “good economy” if the only good result is people with money get more of it?

[wonderstxrs]

[serenaswaldorf]

Fangirl Challenge: [20/50] Female Characters » Davina Claire

“My whole life, the witches of this city have lived in fear. Vampires run wild, children are sacrificed. Nobody took charge. Now, be honest. Have any of you ever stood up to the vampires? The Mikaelsons? No? Well I have, and I have won. I might be young, but the truth is I know better than anyone here what we’re really up against. I can help build peace or I can burn our enemies to the ground. The question isn’t whether or not I should be made Regent… the question is what the hell would you do without me?”

[ganseysmagicians]

[davinafray]

“I need your help. Something happened.”

{Requested by anon}

[dagons-pandemonium]

Can we talk about this though? Marina is obviously viewed as selfish, cold, manipulative. She is, she is all of those things. But when a fellow woman is wounded in such a brutal unfair way, those traits are overridden by the need to be there for another person. I don’t know. I don’t like her but I don’t hate her. 

[forcestruck]

2x01 Knight of Crowns + Quotes

[figsandnewtons]

This isn’t alarmist. An entire field of study was just shut down with no debate. And there’s a gag-order for staffers.